This movie is a burning trash pile.
Sorry to break it to you, but I sincerely believe Ridley
Scott hates your bloody guts.
I don’t think you could possibly find a bigger Scott fan
than me circa 1989 on. I recall riding my bike to Deer Park in Cincinnati and
going to a video store to buy a VHS copy of “Black Rain.” I loved his style.
His slick commercial look was just so elegant. How in God’s name did he turn in
a piece of flaming garbage like “Alien: Convenant.”
It is a retread of “Alien” so I won’t need to update you on
the plot. It is identical. Seriously. The other thing…he crams in artificial
intelligence of…”Blade Runner” and just for kicks…some “Friday the 13th.”
Okay folks here’s how dumb this crew is, the stop the
fucking movie AFTER an alien kills a crew member to…explain the (sarcasm)
android who works for corporation flipped on you scenario. Really…it’s this
dumb. Danny McBride plays a guy named Tennessee…perhaps an homage to Dallas
from the first one.
What the fuck does Ridley Scott have to do for you suckasses
to realize he fucking hates you as an audience. He has lost it. This isn’t the
movies I recall seeing as a kid. Or as an adult. It is an ugly, mean piece of
sloppy garbage which is cruel to humanity. How else do you explain cutting to
the same severed head shot four times (yes, I counted).
This movie is a big fat turd to fans of the series.
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