Tuesday, October 31, 2017

Sucks To Your Allah Akbar!

You know what blows?

A man in a rented pickup truck mowed down pedestrians and bicyclists along a busy bike path near the World Trade Center memorial Tuesday, killing at least eight and injuring 11 others in what the mayor called "a particularly cowardly act of terror."
The 29-year-old driver was shot in the abdomen by police and taken into custody after jumping out of the truck with what turned out to be a fake gun in each hand and shouting "Allahu Akbar!" officials said. His condition was not immediately released.
The driver barrelled along the bike path for the equivalent of about 14 blocks, or around eight-tenths of a mile, before slamming into a small yellow school bus.

The guy who rented the moving truck to this asshole. And the company loses a truck. I mean, insurance-wise...go fuck yourselves.
Always makes me wonder if some Christian in Muslim land rents a camel and yells "Jesus loves you!" before galloping through a bizarre and trampling on Muslims.
I guess when you live in dirt, the wet soil 'aint so bad.

Happy Hallowe'en!

I use to love Hallowe'en more than Christmas.
But ever since I've worked in Hollywood, Hallowe'en is every day.
Both the scares and the epic-ly bizarre.
The gays down on Satan (sic) Monica Boulevard...it must be Christmas to them. They aren't mistaken for freaks or weirdos or...
...it sucks, I think for a lot of Black transvestite gays, because they aren't so special on this day. You almost have to out flame the guy in the Snow White outfit.
Anyway, I'm going to hide out and watch some classics tonight..
HAPPY HALLOWE'EN!!!

Monday, October 30, 2017

Et Tu Kevin Spacey?

We all knew he was gay.
Twinkle toed fairy.
Just kidding, Kev.
Little did we know, he was accused by a 14 year old boy (at the time) of sexual advances. Anthony Rapp is the dude's name.

Spacey Tweeted "I honestly do not remember the encounter, it would have been over 30 years ago. But if I did behave then as he describes, I owe him the sincerest apology for what would have been deeply inappropriate drunken behavior, and I am sorry for the feelings he describes having carried with him all these years."

Self-righteous Hollywood pointing their fingers at Trump seems to lack the punch it once did. Do us a favor, gays...I mean guys, let us take care of Trump. What you've done, and Meryl Streep has done and Kathy Griffin and...on and on...have continued to remind people why Hilary Clinton lost. She's a mean old bitch too. Pick someone NOT her. Not you Hollywood, you sit down. You drunken fags. Let some normal people choose (not me neither).

Bryan Singer is next. Or should have been.
The House of Cards falls for thee (or something Shakespearean, you gays know...c'mon!)

Production Week

The week before any substantial film shoot where I'm directing has a weird energy in my world. I get a bit nauseous about all the details in hopes that I don't forget something stupid that could derail the shoot. There are so many parts and little things to stress over. But every shoot I've done so far has been...actually pretty awesome. Most recent ones I've walked away super happy.

I think a LOT of filmmakers have this. Though some who are innocently naive tend to "go with the flow" I'm not naming names...BENNIE!...but I envy their simple ways. The more shit you need to juggle, the more antsy you get when it gets to shoot.

I know you can prepare just so much and ask just so much from people. Especially in no-budget world. I only want to make bitchin' content. Something where people anticipate the next one. Which judging by some people, we've been doing good. My friend Grace, who wrote the next entries has been VERY blunt when it comes to my directing ("tighten that shit up") which I laugh. It's true. I rely heavily on the actors to bring their game. Though...I don't direct and would never do so. Directing, to me, is getting out of the way of something I didn't see before. Their interpretation means SO much more than me nitpicking. I know my hero and guru Billy Wilder would NEVER in a million years have an actor change a single word. They were going to be on set until every word, comma and period was on film. To me, that's an old fashion notion. But I like the respect there is to the writer (usually himself...hahaha).
The point of me as a director is to guide the feeling of the movie. I know I stand and rub what little stubble on my face there is. In that moment, I'm actually replaying the sound in my head. Or what I just saw and see if the transition will work. Every small vignette so far started with a VERY strong image in my head. I could break down the nuance, but it's this obsessive image that I can't remove. I am always curious if my heroes think the same way. I've found out recently Martin Scorsese spent 15 hours on a bar scene in "Cape Fear." Because he had to have it...perfect.
I don't have his will to bend steel or specific vision he steadfastly adheres to. To me, moving parts are liquid. And quite frankly, water is more malleable than people realize.

Sunday, October 29, 2017

Actin' White

I have these odd conversations at the gym. Specifically when you're stuck in a sauna.
There's this White Blonde middle aged guy who told me he use to live in Texas and hated it there. Because there was so much surfaced racism.
He was also surprised that so many brown people felt it necessary to support whom he calls "the White agenda" since it doesn't serve them at all.
Um...dummy, there is no "White agenda" in America. There is the American agenda, which is a sense of patriotism towards America as a historical melting pot. If that means assimilation to "get what the White people have" then it's their perogative.
I've been accused of being White washed as well. Though I have nothing but love and admiration for my Taiwanese family, I tend to enjoy the fruits of American culture. It so happens it's based in European roots. So, isn't it odd why one doesn't get the same offense if say...a White guy goes to Japan and assimilates with THEIR culture? The Japanese have zero problems with that (and they are the most racist people on Earth, trust me). They enjoy and wish to assimilate in that.
In an odd sense, White people are made to feel guilty of their birthright. It's not good to embrace the White people life because it's just not you. Black people, specifically, are crushed under the weight of "living in White America." And feeling like a sell-out because they want "White people stuff."
This guy, at the gym, clearly senses his own injustices through the eyes of helpless brown and black folk. Which, in itself, is ridiculously bigoted.
When White folk victimize brown or black folk, you're saying we're essentially children that can't take care of ourselves. You don't mean it, but it's what it sounds like. 

Zero Quit

THE Ohio State Buckeyes (6) played Penn State (2) last night, and what looked to be a horrific melt down by the Buckeyes, resulted in a 4th quarter comeback we haven't seen in a LONG time. Buckeyes slid by Penn State 39-38. In one of the most exciting football game in years.

It also shook up the college football world since TCU lost to...Oklahoma Sooner killer, Iowa State?

Yes folks, we're in the meat of the run to college football greatness. That doesn't require you take a knee, or whatever
The comeback was one of the greatest I've ever seen in my life. What went wrong for the Buckeyes throughout the game (horrible officiating aside), turned for them during the last 15 minutes and solidified this team's lore in college football history. They never quit, and that's a great lesson.

HOWEVER, the other lesson is this... to win the war, you can lose the battle.
The one thing I absolutely hate about college football is the..logistics.
Ohio State lost in week 2 to Oklahoma Sooners. Sooners went on to lose to an unranked team. Collectively, if they were to play again, I'm not sure the result would be the same. They implemented the playoff system to clear this up. Which did nothing but put it into the hands of a select few. Who STILL have to weigh a lot of logistics. The simple thought is this...what is YOUR gut feeling about who could play against each other. Or what would create the most drama when everything comes out in the wash?

They will NEVER do away with the ranking system. But my proposal is that they really seriously watch the games. I know, it's a TON of work. But, it really tells a real story. For instance, even though the Buckeyes pulled off this victory, Penn State looked...really great. Trace McSorley (QB) and Saquon Barkley (RB) looked amazing. McSorley looked crisp in his throws and he had the pocket presence to go up against a Georgia team. Or Notre Dame. I would DEFINITELY love to watch this year Penn State v. Notre Dame. Or Alabama take on Notre Dame. Or Notre Dame and Clemson. These are intuitively just fun games I've love to watch. Or Oklahoma and Notre Dame.
And yes, I know...the combinations are endless. But once it gets to the four team playoff, do we really want to see Oregon take on Alabama (remember that year?).
Then again, would we ever have considered Clemson had it not been for coach Dabo Swinney's rise? 

Bob McNair's Prison Yard

From Yahoo Sports:
 During a recent owners meeting, McNair lobbied for the league to take a hard stance against players who kneel during the playing of the pregame national anthem, saying, “We can’t have the inmates running the prison.”

The more common phrase is “inmates running the asylum,” which is hardly a positive way to label employees but is at least an old saying. Whether McNair innocently screwed up the phrasing or this was indicative of him seeing his players as criminals is now open to debate. McNair apologized when initially confronted by Troy Vincent, an NFL vice president and former player, about the comment. Since the ESPN story, he has issued a public apology and has met with his team.

Bob McNair owns the Houston Texans. Does it surprise you Texas has this stance. I don't think so. It's funny though, because...let's face it, if they weren't playing ball...
Is what he was implying. Yes, he made a faux paux. Which is obviously said in frustration. I've said harsh things too. My buddy in film school considered me the Yogi Berra of baseball (joke). No I say stupid shit all the time. But it's because your brain is working out the details of everything. Quite honestly, people who think too hard about the answer seem much more seedy. Saying stupid things shouldn't be taken as their inner core self. A friend at work and I had this discussion. Are you saying what's in your heart when you're drunk? He thinks so. But I think anytime your brain is impaired, it's hard (from the inside yelling out anyway) to gauge what it all means to the other person. To me, it may not be a truth serum rather an exaggeration of reality or perception.

Let's be honest, this dude just wants the players to play football, take a paycheck and go to their big homes. Complaining when you're beating the system (or accelerating your talents) is like telling a leg-less man you can't be bothered to run another marathon. Yeah, don't tell THAT guy. 

Women's March Against Hollywood

You know why they don't?
The same reason why they didn't say shit when it all went down.
Job security. Which makes them cowards. Still.
In the latest, Annabella Sciorra came out and said Harvey Weinstein raped her. NOT Annabella Sciorra...fuck. The thought of that fat sweaty animal on that babe makes me wanna puke.
I digress...
The original women's march was because of a lot of things (all of which were so confusing because no one really knew why they were there, except...sisters?). One of my closest friends in high school went and I cheered her on. She has a great heart. Mine froze a long time ago in the tundra on Hollywood. The reality of it is, when you out this dude, many are in the wings of Christmas past. Imagine this...the relationships you've cultivated for decades folds under the weight of the incestuous connection. This is why 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon is fun, but disastrous to women protesting unsavory behavior. Because it's likely we've worked for them at some point. Then who do you hitch your wagon to? Remember, 10% of Hollywood does 90% of the work. It's worse than a country club that won't let in Jews. So exclusive you shut your mouth after an assault.
The only reason why these Leftist hate Trump? Because he was one of them and he knows their secrets. Yes, folks, you can grab pussy and get away with it if you're a celebrity (apparently everyone knew this, but chose to ignore it).

SO that's why there isn't a march and most likely never will be. Women seem to side with...God knows what they want. They don't know what they want. They love that fact. And love knowing they've confused us. The aggravating part of it all...the wolf they were afraid of was always in their midst.
One other thing that surprises me...
... how are Conservatives jumping the Trump train a bad thing? Do people not realize Trump is socially a Left and fiscally a Right? This was the doofus who was a self-aggrandizing bully back in 1980, but then he was a Democrat.
Women seem to be coming to terms you can't trust anyone.

Friday, October 27, 2017

Ashley Judd

I had a massive crush on Ashley Judd. Anyone named Ashley actually.
She had soft doe eyes. Leggy. It was like a country bumpkin Diane Lane.
She seemed like she would make a great mother.
Then Harvey Weinstein...uh...Weinstein'd her. And she went mental.
It still confuses me how the Left supporting fuck-wad Weinstein was able to give dough to the Democrats. And even more heartbreaking that this is the same party that Judd supports. Lady, do you understand they are the party of the deviants, in plain sight. The Right are sneaky fucks. The Left come at you with smiles and party of the people shit. They stand for humanity. But apparently take humanity away.
They are your aggressors, not your saviors.
What could've been had Ashley Judd done something less unsavory. So many other choices in life.

So?

I grew up with bitches. As my Dad could verify.
We both huddled in dark movie theaters to get away from sisters and mom. Or the basement. Where we wouldn't have to hear the shrill voices of women. Angry and defiant, for no reason other than boredom.

I recall going to visit the folks one fall day. Attempting to goad my Mom, who was working as a salad prep at Frisch's Big Boy (to stave off boredom), I pointed out that I read in Yelp the terrible reviews of her specific restaurant.
To which her response was "So?"
She doesn't know technology. Nor cares to, if it speeds up her streaming for Chinese soap operas, all the better. She also didn't get very defensive. That one word "So?" shuts down everything.
The defensive person (such as myself) would say something like "well, what did they say about the salad?!" Or follow up with just general human curiosity and try to fix it. Instead...she went with "So?"
You could say the extension of that would be "so what?" As if she could fix it right then and there. OR, that she had pride in a conglomerate restaurant that served White folk food.

I envy people like her and my middle sister. They both probably care a lot about what people think about them, but choose the shortest route to end the confrontation. I sometimes go headlong. Case in point, a technical glitch at our company in which a simple machine calibration would've solved outside engineers coming in to figure out the dumbest of mistakes I made. Ever since coming to this company, I've shut off my brain and completely forgot that I had to do these calibrations. Why? Because they automated the system so that dummies wouldn't fuck it up. Well, perhaps the oversight was so slight it messed with EVERYONE. Including the idiotic supposed head engineer here. No one chimed in. Even the tech who came out fussed with it forever. Instead, it laid on my shoulders as did the blame. Imagine for a minute, in the moment of blame game, if I just subtly threw it out there.
"So?"
And thus would shut down the shame and embarrassment everyone else felt and needed to drop on me as the fall guy. I laugh now thinking how simple that really is.

Thursday, October 26, 2017

Val 'Aint No Pal

Everyone has an idea that Val Kilmer is nuts. So here is documented proof..
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Actress Caitlin O’Heaney claims Val Kilmer hit her during an audition for his 1991 film The Doors.
O’Heaney, 64, detailed the alleged incident to Buzzfeed saying that she was inspired to come forward by the Harvey Weinstein scandal. She also claims she is breaking a nondisclosure agreement by speaking out.
“Women have come together, saying, ‘We’re not going to be f**ked by you,’” she told the website. “I finally have the confidence to speak about this. It’s too long that I’ve sat on this story.”
O’Heaney alleged that she and Kilmer, 57, were arguing while reading a scene for the Oliver Stone movie, and that he struck her in the face. “When I got to the room and Val Kilmer picked me up and shaked me, throwing me down to the floor, Stone just stood there the whole time laughing.”
After the incident, she said, “I went down to my car and I cried for about 20 minutes.”
The film’s casting director, Risa Bramon Garcia, reportedly disagrees with O’Heaney’s account of the audition. Bramon Garcia told Buzzfeed that O’Heaney and all other actresses were warned that they would be reading a volatile scene that could result in physical contact.
“I remember there was a moment Val pinned her to the wall — all part of the scene,” she explained, adding that she immediately stopped the scene before it got “carried away.” Bramon Garcia also denies Kilmer hit O’Heaney in her face.
“It was way blown out of proportion,” she said. “I am not somebody who takes this stuff lightly. I can tell the difference between something that’s abusive and a moment that got carried away … but it was all in the context of the work. [O’Heaney had] a very extreme reaction to a situation that to me was not extreme at all.”

I wholeheartedly believe her. Because Val takes it to another level. I would say someone like Dustin Hoffman should be outed for making Sir Laurence Olivier suffer through "Marathon Man." Those stories means they're dedicated. This story (which film wasn't even rolling) makes them look nuts.

Performance and art are to be taken seriously, but not maliciously. And it also doesn't surprise me Oliver Stone stood around laughing. Don't you imagine a fat stringy haired weirdo salivating at women being man-handled? I've seen Oliver Stone in person, upclose....he oozes something wrong.

As for Val. The guy has been cursed again and again. I really feel he is dedicated to his craft. But much like Mickey Rourke, the compass on being a human broke a LONG time ago. The difference with Val is...who the fuck knows how hard his life really was. I really think we'll discover something dark. Like he was molested when he was young. Something really haunts this guy.

Tuesday, October 24, 2017

The Hollywood Has-Been Shows

Deep in the crux of Los Angeles International Airport is the Westin Hotel. A rather beautiful yet...somehow seedy place. It's ornate, but seems...well, like an extension of an airport.
That's where I attended The Hollywood Show.
Held twice a year, the stars from bygone era show up to greet the ironic t-shirt wearing fans.
My first impression was that it was a sad sack convention show.
When I showed up...I was giddy as a schoolgirl around David Cassidy (Shirley Jones was at this show).
Every bygone era actor or recent ones were behind their tables with memorabilia spilling out. Joanna Cassidy was there from "Blade Runner." Beautiful as ever. Valeria Harper. Barbara Eden. Tawny Kitaen, Sherilyn Fenn. Julie McCullough (yeah, I'm naming the women I jerked off to as a pre-teen).

In flesh and blood. But...BUT two stood out more than anyone else. EVER.

Loni Anderson.
I'm not entirely sure what deal she made with the devil, but she was beautiful as ever. Probably more so. She was dolled up like...a Barbie and had...what I can only describe as a perfect body. It's unbelievable. And she was Jennifer Flowers from "WKRP in Cincinnati" again. My first reaction was to spew out how much that show meant to me in terms of growing up in Cincinnati. All I could do was stare. She smiled and went back the others. It was enough. I sauntered away to see the other person who made an impression on me..

Nancy Allen.
I desperately wanted to ask her about Brian DePalma. Or more so, "Dressed To Kill." I stand in line awkwardly all the time. Drawing a blank. My brain overheats to what I could possibly ask that doesn't sound retarded. I thought of nothing. She has platinum white hair now, but her sparkling grey eyes (which are identical to my ex-girlfriend's) seem to say she still is officer Lewis from "Robocop."

What I went to, I was expecting lame wads who were desperate for fan approval. I walked out swimming with energy. A rejuvenated feel for how close stardom and the public can get. I got no autographs and took no photos. I just wanted to soak it all in.
Incidentally, Jerry Mathers...the Beave and Tony Dow were there. They go a lot. And there was Lou Diamond Phillips and Esai Morales...and...Lisa Marie, and...

Yes, I am still a Hollywood nerd...

Monday, October 23, 2017

Weinstein-Gate

I guess, having "-gate" tagged on anything would imply that I was going to write about a conspiracy.
Instead, it's to wax philosophical about how Hollywood is suppose to function now.

A few days ago I talked to a friend who was making a feature film. On the project there was an older man who insisted he cast a young pretty blonde girl. He had no idea why since she was not auditioned, had no experience to speak of, or anything else. Turns out the old dirty fucking guy wanted to get her into pictures for his own selfish reasons.

Time and time again, we have auditioned (and I say "we" since I'm guilty as well) girls we wanted to date. I know, it sounds horrible. But consider we're ugly, short, socially awkward people. In my case, I've never crossed the Weinstein line, but in this case, I would say something much more nefarious was afoot.

The dynamics of this will change now. You can't just get an actress you're banging into one of your movies anymore, just because you are banging her. Which may be where all the talk about women taking leadership roles in the movie business comes from. That means, less casting couch shit...kinda'. I would say, in the film industry, women are somewhat ruthless and cutthroat as men are (remember Amy Pascal?). Shit, Sherry Lansing ran Paramount for near a decade.

I hope it changes in the fact that we will really filter talent the way it was suppose to be. That we get much more character driven faces. Interesting faces are SO much more interesting.  We don't need any more Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise chiseled action heroes. You know? Why not go with real looking people who can act. Or women who are more real looking rather than Jennifer Lawrence in a bad wig?

The world is ours to conquer! (without the sexual assault).

Sunday, October 22, 2017

Film People

It boggles my mind...
...when I have conversations with filmmakers who know so very little about the history. Or care.
Maybe this is privilege of the ignorant. Or that the details of film business is inconsequential, but I think it does help, a little, to dodge the landmines of the industry. OR maybe, on the flipside knowing too much raises a lot more road signs that may not be there. I think this is a difficult thing to navigate.

I talked to a fellow filmmaker recently about that. How much should you really know about Hollywood history. To me...I absolutely love it. It's why I listen to Gilbert Gottfried and Illeana Douglas's podcast. They have stories from the trenches. Though, these stories are often heartbreaking and gossipy...they do give you insight in what type of people you deal with. My friend is somewhat willfully ignorant when it comes to any of the older history. The guy hasn't even seen "Lethal Weapon." So it sort of makes sense that there is no interest in the rest of history. Knowledge is power. But it also can put up roadblocks. As I've continue to rally behind, sometimes going to college makes you incredibly ignorant (most of the time actually).

I would hope that people who get into this business have interest in the people before us. The Hollywood lore has these stories that are immensely fascinating. Not just the personalities but the way things were done. Their stage craft. The evolution of filmed entertainment. Which is why I love reading the drama behind the making of these movies. ALL movies have drama. None get away with a carefree shoot. This makes our world a bit smaller.

But I understand, willful ignorance does prevent some from losing the magic of cinema. A rapist who produced movies...this person can still appreciate the movies and leave the drama. I'm not sure if you could consider that person a sociopath but denying the reality to suit the fantasy maybe raises far deeper topics.

Friday, October 20, 2017

Women Of A Certain Age..

..aren't funny.
Seriously. Girls I grew up with who use to crack my shit up...are really unfunny now. Like, they weren't gut busting hilarity then, but they are REAL angry women now. Nothing is fair (which is life). Nothing is good enough (which is life) and you can never make them happy (which is life).
On top of all that, they marry dudes who are...tepid tea, at best. What we use to call Caspar Milquetoast. So frightened to offend or laugh or whatever. I get it.

As I reached my 40's less things became about dodging death, and more about preventing death. Which I still find time to crack wise about. Women's humor is...well, it's just boring stuff. Their periods, men they slept with and hate...how odd they are, or we are. Hmm...kinda...whatever.
But I started noticing how earnest women around me are. Like they can't kid around. I have friends who annoy the shit out of me by being too "on." So, I guess in relative space, being "semi-on" would be just as bad.
I think they also bear a lot of responsibilities at this point too. Most have children and find humor in their kids (which no one's kid is that funny, seriously, stop saying your kids are funny, they're annoying. You're annoying).
Maybe it's just me.

Thursday, October 19, 2017

Ines Rau: Playboy Model?

Blaaaargh pants!

HuffPo:
A French model named Ines Rau has become the first openly transgender person to be named a Playboy Playmate in the 64-year history of the publication.
The 26-year-old will receive the title in in the November/December 2017 issue of Playboy where she takes part in a photo spread and opens up in an interview about her transgender identity.

Gross. This country is determined to kill your boner.
You know why men are asexual these days (not me though, it was just low t-count). It's because of shit like this. You can't even jerk it to a woman anymore.

Hugh Hefner isn't even completely rotted away yet and this is what you do? Congrats on making America sick.
Playboy is for men's lifestyle not confused men's lifestyle.
Whomever did this should have their dick hit with a wiffle bat.

Christy Mack

Remember this wholesome girl next door?:
She was nearly beaten to death by a guy named War Machine.
Welllll...it's hard to really feel bad for someone who continually throws herself into a pit. At a certain point, we just look at her and say...go at it. Whatever it is.

Women's March's really should be about women making stupid fucking choices. If you consider that biologically, she went with (laughs) War Machine, because he was an alpha male or whatever, the sisterhood needs to step up and smack women like this in the head (figuratively). Wake up, you dumb porn star!
Ms. Mack is doing her part by going on interviews regaling her tale of War Machine's tantrum. Not like she would ever date an accountant named Pete. But women...being women...will blame the guy. Which I do too, but c'mon, it takes two to tango, and I'm sure Christy here wasn't reading the Gideon's bible when she was assaulted (though one was in the hotel room where she was banging a businessman).

Billy Wilder

Anyone who knows me knows I love Billy Wilder. He is my idol as both writer AND director.
He is also a cantankerous old Nazi camp Jew who didn't mince words. Nor did he allow anyone to steamroll his scripts.

I'm reading the making of "Some Like It Hot" now as told by actor Tony Curtis. It's an amazing diary of the development of an iconic movie (too bad the young folk won't want to watch or even care, it's in black and white). It got me thinking of my own stress when it comes to making movies. Billy, at this time, was an established director. In my mind, I see him as an Otto Preminger. Determined, stern task master who demanded you do what is written. Which is true. Back in the 30's through the 50's there was a studio system. In an odd sense, since this movie was an MGM backed movie but funded by a small independent company called the Mirisches, it was essentially...a Miramax or a Lion's Gate today. There was no true studio, only studio distributed. That's all dull shit.

It got me thinking about me as a movie maker. In any other craft...my contemporaries seem to care so very little about the essential core of why we make movies. To their benefit, most ignore. I say benefit because...you have to worry about the product...the final outcome. The car at the end of a factory line.

Most do it just to get it done. I have ZERO animosity towards that. You do what you have to do. For me, the process is also...the process. Getting things in place to get things done...right. I don't want to miss the details. Or I focus too much on details. These things make steam come out of my ears. It always chafes me when I hear my directing buddies enjoy the process! Ha! Because I wish I could share that exuberance of...well, I'm not sure what it is. To me, it's always a torrential rain in my head of questions. NEVER doubt...just having night sweats as to what I may or may not have forgotten. Mr. Wilder was so steadfast on the details it doesn't surprise me his movies are magical. They have all the idiosyncratic mannerisms of life and consistent performances of his actors. He also did so very little coaching. His approach was still move here to there say what's on the page. The rest is on the actors. On this particular picture he was dealing once again with Marilyn Monroe.
Much has been said about the megawatt star. But, the inside story sends chills up and down my gut. Mostly because (aside from having a doting crew) she tried her hardest to derail production. NOT because she intentionally did so, but she had no awareness of others in society.
My greatest fear in making movies is that lack of awareness for people. Because I genuinely care about people over anything else. If they're comfortable or safe. In short, I want to be a good host. I think Mr. Wilder cared about the pictures and words and deeply cared about making the public's lives much more distracting. That's all we do...we distract. Sometimes with a comfort of knowing we aren't alone (why you see nutjobs at movies in the afternoon).
I have to continue to believe that we push the boulder up the hill. In Mr. Wilder's case, knowing he creates stars (or perpetuates them).

Wednesday, October 18, 2017

The Acting Class

I cast'd a girl from a random reel I saw. Something about her voice. We met and had dinner to which she told me that her acting coach was interested in meeting me. Very interesting.
Turns out the guy runs a acting class. A very cool place. Seemed like a safe space. I was invited on a weekday, thinking it would just be he and I talking about the project that one of his students I wanted. Instead, it was to meet others in his acting class. Yep...this is what a great teacher does. He connects people. What felt like being bamboozled, turns out he just wanted his students to hear what I had to say.
So, I met every one of them. Shook their hands and took their names (the best I could). 13 students all together. Some really young, some older. Most...SO SO hopeful. I saw the look on their face when they realized I'd worked in the industry. My weathered old tired, shants wearing body...and they still wanted to make an impression on me. It's what I think a rock star would feel like. It became a little chaotic when the teacher announced my micro-web series and that I still shot it on film. The intrigue was too much for them. None had worked on film before. It was like a scene from "Mad Max Beyond Thunderome." A group of youngsters surrounding me, waiting for the next word. I'm a skittish type as a public speaker and tend to mumble. So, I drew a breath and laid down science. Film is a magical medium made to support and emboss an actor's craft. Forever.
Yes, this were good words to leave with the students who desperately wanted to be cast'd.
So they left me cards, and I left them my email.
I will be surprised if anyone contacts me. Not because of fear or intimidation, but perhaps I didn't leave quite the impression they all left on me.
What an interesting day.

That Night In Castaic

I'm a sexual assault-er.
Seriously. I fucked up one time on a film set.
I got wasted at the hotel room. Miserable after a day of film a movie (I was the cinematographer).
So we all headed to the hot tub. I was wasted beyond recognition. The script girl, who was a former Hawaiian Tropic model got into the tub. Well shit got real. I grab her tits, licked her face then stumbled to my room and passed out.
True story.
I apologized profusely the next morning. And truth be told, she could've brought assault charges on me. But we pushed through it. She knew I was good dude, and I never, EVER EVER did that again.
To her credit she saw past the misery that was my life at the time.
Lonely, angry...drunk. I'm sure a lot of people in a lot of businesses go on business trips and the same thing occurs. But it's awful. You feel awful. And then there's secrets that hang over the dynamics of what could've been a great relationship. In the work world it is inexcusable.
She may have forgiven me for it. But I still haven't forgotten. And it still gets to me when I write or think about it. More reason I stopped boozing.

Tuesday, October 17, 2017

"George Michael: Freedom"

Call me a fag, I can't wait to see this documentary on October 21 (this Saturday).
I always did "Freedom '90" at karaoke and it soaked the panties (of 50 year old women at Sardo's). George Michael was pretty much the three headed monster of the 1980s pop. Michael Jackson, Madonna and George Michael (I don't include Prince, because he sorta' skated rock).
Michael was my middle school years where girls didn't like me but I tried desperately to go to dances where I would run into the girl I had a crush on that week. They'd play his hits. And, of course, I'd sit in a corner listening to "Father Figure" while my buddies slowed danced. You felt sorta' rich listening to George Michael.

It was surprising to find out he was a homo. Since his videos had hot fucking models in them. I didn't find out later that David Fincher had directed a few of them. Makes sense. Sleek, modern, post-yuppie.

His music was epic. Listening to a duet with Elton John on "Don't Let The Sun Go Down on Me" has a tearjerking moment for me now. Knowing it's him at the end of his life. Oh...and the saddest Christmas when my girlfriend had dumped me, I played "Last Christmas" over and over again. Like a true homo.

What will we learn about the man who was caught fellating another dude in some bathroom in London somewhere? Who knows? I'm glad to revisit his music, because it's skip-happy.
Do the jitterbug.

"The Mist" Amanda Segel

Okay, well, now Bob Weinstein is being accused of aggressive impropriety (my own made up shit) to a showrunner of some project he was producing.
Amanda Segel, an executive producer, is calling out Bob for some really un-easy emails and behavior outside the duties of exec.
Well, here's a new problem...Bob doesn't seem to have that same rep as Harvey. When is it persistence and when is it harassment?
I would say harassment is if you know or have been given the ultimatum that your job depended on it. Also, are you sure she got her position now by...um...some other means.
I'm just asking...Jesus you fucking angry fucks. I'm just throwing some thoughts out. Maybe she got it on her own merits or whatever...it's a hard business, ya' know. But a young female exec...hard not to think that way when it comes to Hollywood. Especially if she's attractive. Which is isn't but whatever.
Whatever it takes really to make it. If it means doing some dirty work only to ones that got you to climb that ladder, so be it. But it's getting real now boys. Hold on to your peckers, cause we're about to get royally fucked.

Georgina Chapman

Less we forget, the gold digger who married this animal.
Ladies, I can't laugh hard enough at the notion that one of your own would consistently drag your entire gender down, gleefully, in an expensive dress. And you push for female empowerment? Bitches like this dilute that pool. And they are the ones you should should be marching with pussyhats against.

Instead...men are the problem. Nope. What you continue to discover (yet cannot comprehend) we are dumb as fuck. Seriously. If pussy landed on our faces, we wouldn't know what to do with it. We have to go searching for it. Then they move on. For a brief glimpse you had us by the balls. Until this dumb cunt marries that fat slob. Then you realize how life really is again.

And guess what your family and girlfriends do? They ooh and aah over the life he's able to provide for you (even though he's 25 years your senior). But let's not judge. Oh wait, that's how we overlooked your husband's rape shit for years. You fuckers learn a lesson yet?
This is why I continue to hate the Left. Again not that the Right aren't shitbags either but I expected more from the Left. Instead, everything about YOUR life is promote living a deviant lifestyle while no one else should. You can't fucking have it both ways guys. Sorry.

Name Names!!

Okay, now Hollywood has an opportunity to right the ship. How? Name fucking names and get those assholes out. I don't give a fuck how big those names are, I want to see these dickheads who were so high and mighty...squirm. Because I knew some of them and want to see it happen.

What joy it is to ruin someone's career based on their arrogance that they are untouchable. That would mean flushing out the Academy of these offenders, instead of awarding them. In this case, it would cleanse this town of true guilt.
But what kind of movies would we have then? Nothing worse than what I've been seeing lately. How would an actress do a nude scene now? People go to movies to see juggs and explosions. How will things change in terms of pushing art to the limit without suggesting to a mental actress that it requires flaunting sexuality. Good luck with that.
Now, the director is more and more removed from the process. Because here's what it is...
"Um...we need to shoot the sexy nude shot...um..please"
"Weinstein!!! Get your fuckin' Weinstein hands offa' me!"

Yep...thanks.

Just give us the names of all the men in Hollywood who pawed you bitches. If not just to know who the scumbag is.

Out these assholes and give us some real entertainment. I say Alan Cumming. Just kidding.

Monday, October 16, 2017

Me Too!

Alyssa Milano posted that mass women should get together and message out "me too!" in solidarity with so many women who have been sexually assaulted. I suppose this could include men as well. Like Terry Crews.

Hollywood is so silly. Sexual assault of women have gone on campuses, work places, your mom's house for...oh...since the beginning of time. So it cracks me up every time these asshats get pinched for a crime, it's EVERYONE'S problem. Not really. Corporations kill that shit fast. And not one pussyhat'd man-hater marched for any of this shit. Ashley Judd spouted off about bullying. When the bully was in her backyard. Didn't mentioned him, didya' Judd. Because of the agenda, and the spotlight do we even hear about these things, unless you're in the movie business. Is anyone surprised? Nope. In fact, it's comedy to a lot of people.

The #MeToo shit is corny. Because it's Milano and her cronies eating their own. Your own people were the monsters, but we're to blame. That's as self-righteous shit as you can imagine. Think about it for a minute...these actresses who were molested and raped by a Leftist think we're the problem.
Keep on being nuts, Hollywood. It's really the only thing that's remotely entertaining coming out of there at this point.

Asia Argento

I was always wondering why she disappeared. I happen to like her. She seemed, bad-ass.
She made a strange threat on Twitter about how she about to out some dudes who had abused her. Some big shot Hollywood action director. If it is who I suspect it is...it's going to get weird.
Especially since I met the guy once. And secondly...he doesn't seem like the type.
Hiding in plain sight maybe.
Her story is stranger in that her pop Dario Argento was a big time director in Italy. You would think that dude would come out and blast Hollywood for its perversion. But a guy who would cast his own daughter as a sexy witch may not have perspective. Also, in Europe, it seems much more acceptable for men to aggressively assault women who are actresses because of the lack of respect the profession garners. They don't exactly have the best union that makes producers suffer. Also, to get the role of major movies in Europe, probably assumed you have to have sex with the producer. Most likely the same in China.

There may come a point where a few actresses will admit to having sex for roles. And accept that to be what it is. Much like Lindsay Lohan had come out to defend Harvey Weinstein. It seems there are those who have a different perspective on their success. Some do exhibit being grateful. Others, obviously, carry a great deal of shame having to do what they needed to do to get to the top. Paul Verhoeven will most likely be implicated somewhere. No one would be surprised. This dude whom Asia will name at a later date, I'm certain, will change the game soon.

Oh Rose....

She wants attention.
She reminds me of this girl I met on a set where she instantly loved you, having just met you. Because she loves attention. Then makes a movie about her suicide attempt. I'm convinced she's bi-polar or borderline disordered.

It's bat-shit nuts. Remember, DON'T STICK YOUR DICK IN NUTS! (any actress and gay dudes).
I really really REALLY don't want her to be THAT whore...
Are we suppose to take her seriously?
This will be the next blowback of her Twitter rants. Would YOU take her seriously?
This is who we are defending.

Melt The Oscars

All the actors who've ever won an Oscar for a Weinstein movie...go to a foundry and melt it all down. That would be a surefire cleansing of the beast within. But we know you're all too phony for words. Harvey Weinstein bought your Oscars. The Harvey camp all voted for other Harvey people and thus...winning the award. What was once an inside job, became a joke now that you watch all the glitz and glamour and...garbage. Melt it the fuck down and build something good. Return his investments in the Democrats and use it for good.
Just do good with the bad.
And we'll believe your sincerity then. Otherwise, you're all still garbage.

Sunday, October 15, 2017

Woody Allen

Woody Allen movies are like plays on film.
Every actor seems to forgive his transgressions because they want to be in his movies. He's independently financed but studio distributed, so fuck off if you don't like it.
He's spouting off about Weinstein incident doesn't spark a witch hunt.

Boy, aint that the case. Every angry person whom he's unceremoniously axed would have a massive beef. Hell I could accuse random people and be heard. Why haven't I played my hairless brown Asian card yet?

Jokes aside, Woody's got some massive cojones for saying anything at all. I respect his congruity at being a scumbag. Own it. And truth be told, if they were going after every deviant monster in movie biz, there wouldn't be anyone left. Maybe that should say something about Leftist Hollywood.

Dumb Dickbags Of Hollywood: Mayim Bialik

So now the dumb slags of Hollywood are coming out over Mayim Bialik's statement about how she didn't dress provocatively and thus didn't get propositioned or harassed. She's right, you dumb fucking cunts. Her co-star, blonde botox'd Kaley Cuoco most likely endures this on a daily basis because she purposely looks hot...to get the roles.
Quiz, dumb fucks, did you ever masturbate to Blossom?
Why do women believe it's simply about power? Are you using your boy Bill Clinton as an example? Because he had a fat pig intern suck him off? Right...you're the fucking problem. What Mayim was attempting to say is...stop acting and dressing like fucking whores. Look at the cunts media waves at us....Khardasian's fat big tit ass. Held together by bandaids. How many beat off to that monstrosity? Because...tits and ass. Cut to...how many beat it to Bea Arthur.
Makes senses?

Saturday Night Live...You Had Your Chance

Still not a token Asian guy on that show. The Kim Jong Il jokes you could have if you wanted.
In it's cowardly tradition of ignoring the biggest story that would derail their friends (I'm sure at this point even Lorne Michaels thinks it's garbage time), not a single jab at what was the biggest story of the week. Undoubtedly the suppose brave and courageous fighters of the oppressed women of Hollywood would put them on the outs with guest, most certainly. I can't blame them. Because that's what cowards do (like me talking shit about them on a unread blog). They had eyes on them that were cautiously wishing for the awful jokes to come out about him. There were none. Yet, the week before they had one about O.J. Simpson's release from prison and dating a woman who lived on an island. Gal Gadot. The same ribbing that got Norm MacDonald fired from Saturday Night Live and essentially blackballed from everything else (though, he does this to himself too, it seems).

Saturday Night Live are cowards. Lorne Michaels is a coward. NBC, the network that squashed Ronan Farrow's investigation about Harvey Weinstein, are cowards. This is what the Left hangs its hat on. I'll gladly throw Trump's transgressions down a hole, if you really want to talk about Clinton's. But I'm sure they'd like to bring it "back to topic." Which is this. admit that you are NOT the moral high ground. That your Leftist agenda isn't for the people as much as you admonish the Right isn't for the people. Though, the working class that Hilary Clinton ignored seemed to out her dumbass out. Let's reiterate the problem with Clinton winning a "popular vote." The inner cities breed like cockroaches. They overpopulate and believe these votes should count. They aren't even i.d.'d citizens. In what other world are we living in where you can justify people who aren't even on the U.S. census having a voice? If Russian collusion in your defense, it's pretty weak considering Clinton won a popular vote. The electoral college is how Clinton really lost. She didn't care about non-elitist America. Couldn't even spoof her on her response.

But I guess SNL will rack this whole thing up to "rape and sexual assault isn't." Surely, murder and a free murderer is. You can't have it both ways. New York sucks a fat dick.

Saturday, October 14, 2017

Movies Are Bad....

The last batch of movies I've seen are horrid. I mean, dumpster bad. But somehow they rated a good on a rating site I think it complete garbage. Actually they all are. In fact, critics are. It seems the more critics put their hat into the game, the worse movies have gotten. Either their trying to tip the meter in their favor by making movies no critic can hate (my mom died of AIDS on a nature hike) or that they just make "safe movies."
"mother!" was no safe movie. But this generation is so retarded their idea of a movie is a bunch of Atari logos flashing in front of them. As was foretold in "Idiocracy" we are at "Butt: The Movie."

It never dawned on me the side until I got my Movie Pass. For $10 a month...no fucking kidding, you can go to a movie a day at the theater. You pretty much go to one you paid it off. Bad ass deal. Until I searched through the movies at the theater. They are HORRENDOUS. Without getting into "plot" we are completely dead of ideas. The last great lasting movie I think I saw was "Get Out" (prior to "!mother") It was original, interesting, and crafted so well. It's no surprise it grew legs, then wings, then soared,

Again Hollywood with the formula. I saw a trailer for a few comic movies and got ill. They are not remotely interesting. They are different versions of "Mortal Kombat." This guy versus that guy versus this animal. Jesus Christ. Yes, it makes money. And I get you need it to make real movies, but those days when people took time to police a script are dead and gone. The source is now funny book. It was a surprise to see "Murder On The Orient Express" a remake, kinda. But maybe (hopefully) going back to the Agatha Christie source material. The original was fantastic who-done-it Fun even if you knew the ending. That's a tricky movie to accomplish.

My guess? We don't have the patience for anything anymore. As I typed this I lost interest in going to the movies today. It's just too much of a grind sitting in the dark to watch a ton of trailers and a subpar movie.

You Can't Rape The Willing

I had a girlfriend tell me that one time. You can't rape the willing.
Mostly because I'm not a sexual being. I was a sloth when it came to banging. At a certain point, I'm sure she thought she was raping me.

Anyway..I wonder how many of these actors/actresses would come out and admit they willingly took Harvey Weinstein's offer and had sex with him for a role. I think the regret is HAVING to do that to get to where they are. It is alarming that people haven't come out to say so. I guess in a way Terry Crews did.
Big Black sweaty oily Terry Crews. Regales a story about being sack tapped by a big name producer. Well, Terry, you are still the problem. He's perfectly fine in hiding this secret as long as he has the leverage. Are you actually processing this thought? He knows someone committed a crime against himself and ADMITTED he's hip-pocketing it for...blackmail? (no pun intended).

Sorry. Terry. You could rip this fucker's head off. But the Leftist would call you anti-gay. Admit it, you're starting to feel what the country under Obama went through

Finally, Hollywood...Meryl Streep, in particular. The one who spent most of her speech in complete in utter shock that Trump won. Because he's a bully. A lot of people knew and you knew Harvey Weinstein blustered and threatened and did what he did. But you still protected him. He is a well known animal. But you protected him. Sure, he would've thrown out his anti-Semite card at the last minute (still time people). But you sat there and finally accepted your Oscar on a behalf a movie he was involved in. I'm shaking from laughing at how self-righteously smug your great dane face looked to support a sweaty hairy monster knowing he did what he did. And believing you didn't. YOU need to go to the same rehab as Harvey because you have no clue. Only think it's what a human is suppose to act like. Also, what's with standing and clapping and cheering when Roman Polanski won? Not sure what is more a bully than a middle aged man ass-raping a 13 year old child. And getting away with it. Oh wait, cowardly running like a bitch. And then wonder why these other women didn't come out and admit Harvey was an animal. Bury your fucking ignorant head back into the sand and forget your accolades, because they came crashing down. Everything you worked for and hung your morals are have vanished. You are forever tagged as the woman who was buddy buddy with a rapist. Or is Hollywood willing to give you a second chance? Of course they are. They're fucking phony hypocrites. Be in my movie. I'll take you back as long as you co-star with anti-Semite Mel Gibson.

Maybe it can be about the time he ass raped you? He can play Roman Polanski.

Friday, October 13, 2017

Chinaman's Bluff

From the Associated Press....
SALT LAKE CITY (AP) — After years of debate, a U.S. government board has voted to rename Utah's Negro Bill Canyon, overruling a recommendation by Utah officials to keep the name.
The U.S. Board on Geographic Names decided Thursday to rename it Grandstaff Canyon to get rid of an offensive name, The Salt Lake Tribune reports . The vote was 12-0, with one member declining to vote. The decision comes 16 years after the board voted to keep the name.
The new name honors black rancher and prospector William Grandstaff, whose cattle grazed there in the 1870s.
"His name was Grandstaff; it was not Negro Bill," said Wendi-Starr Brown, a member of the federal board who is Native American. "I'm pretty sure that's not how he wanted to be addressed in life."
Brown is a member of the Narragansett Indian Tribe who represents the Bureau of Indian Affairs on the federal board.
The Utah Committee on Geographic Names had recommended keeping the name, citing a lack of consensus from state minority groups.
The NAACP said the name is not offensive and preserves the history of the site, while the Utah Martin Luther King Jr. Commission called the name "blatant racism."

There's a Utah chapter of the Martin Luther King Jr. Commission?

How many damn Blacks do you find hiking up the Moab?

Look, we're going nuts with the naming thing. Who cares...first. And Second...America's culture is being wiped out. As in...no-culture. But that's our culture. That we made up silly names to help us remember...how the fuck to get out of places. Yeah, we ARE too dumb to remember Grandstaff, but Negro Bill is hilarious and sticks to our pre-frontal lobe a lot longer.

But let's just start changing everything to suit our needs. I'm certain in Germany there's got to be a "Screaming Hitler Cave" or up there in Hollywood, there's got to be a "Jewy Weinstein Trampoline" (which would be a hotel).

We're slowly turning into Los Angeles too.
"Take a left at Arby's, then a right at Mr. Donuts and then you'll pass a billboard for Angelyne"
This is not what we want, you fucking dumb retards.

Thursday, October 12, 2017

Sticking Your Dick In Crazy

Okay, I was on Rose McGowan's side to begin with. Because she was hot. I like that dead bloodless skin. Goth-y girls were hot when I was in college. So I believe her only because she had a great rack and...oh shit...wait...nevermind--
I think Rose is going a little batty here. Her latest is to attack the head of Amazon..Jeff Bezos about some script she wrote that was distributed by Weinstein's company.
Are we gonna discover this wasn't about women's rights but REALLY about breach of contract of some kind? She's really beginning to sound like me when I call my phone company.
"Hey you motherfuckin' cocksuckers, I pay $50 a month to get unlimited everything and now...NOW you're telling me that some fuckin' fire in Burbank burned down one of your fuckin' towers?!"
Yeah, batshit.
She has a ton of post trauma she is dealing with. And I'm certain a lot of anger and shame and guilt ahead of her. But if I were to give her any advice, it would be to scale back on it, and spread it out evenly. No, I'm not telling YOU to spread, I'm telling the words you write to be parsed out. You are creating an Army. Don't it be one of sheep.

I beginning to sense that promises were made, and a lot weren't fulfilled.

Naming Names

I'd like to hear who the person was that molested Corey Feldman.

Though, I'm sure many of these people will start the dialogue about how this is the new McCarthyism...I don't think so.
You know what's really odd? Celebs who have distanced themselves from the guy. Anyone who is in this town are laughing hysterically. Because...look Leo DiCaprio (shit bag actor he is) came out to admonish the fat fuck. This was the same dude who had what he referred to as a "pussy posse." Evey guy I know wants one of those. Regardless, he is a lying, smirky sack of shit. And he's going to reach an age where women aren't going to defend him. Because he won't be that guy anymore. If I were him, I wouldn't have said shit. And disappeared to my island I just bought. Be like that weirdo Marlon Brando.

Speaking of which, I bet Johnny Depp is laughing into his scarves right now. Cause people are forgetting he hit Amber...which never happened.

Wednesday, October 11, 2017

Casting Couch

Harvey Weinstein, you dumb motherfucker...I got into the film business to get tail, and now...you've ruined it. Like straight up fucked all of us ugly, wild haired gristly fucks. Because you got greedy.

The problem with Hollywood...power met beauty.
If today's outrage existed in 1950...ugly short pervy agent Johnny Hyde would've never banged Marilyn Monroe.

A TON of these women would actually bang the hairy meatball for a role in a movie.

Now all these actresses are coming out and giving their own account of Harvey mashing on them. And to be honest, the stories seem (aside from the no-names) sort of a poor dorks way of flirting. Like "hey I got these scripts over here...and I got my schvantz here." That's lame beyond words. And actually...these are stories you could laugh at. In the movie business (to be clear). In the real world...no way Jose. Because the real world is corporate and doesn't have stunningly hot women throwing themselves at you.

True story...when I was in college and was about to do my movie, I met a girl in my color photography class. Stunning green eyes. I asked her to be in my movie. To which she said she didn't ask, and thought I was corny. Eventually we became friends and then dated. I just thought she was beautiful. And I had balls then.

A LOT of us went into the movie business to meet girls. But NOT assault them. Certainly not jerk it into a potted plant. There are too many in rotation. Harvey's dumb because the thing is...he probably should've just stuck with the ones who were willing. Like his wife (who has now said she is leaving him.
To be clear...he is rape and assault. I was just a well-wisher.
The scariest part about this entire thing is the silence. You can be ruined in a business you desperately want to crack. To actresses coming into town...it is a reality. There will be women who will get that role because they are willing to do whatever it takes. And you will never know. The dangerous thing is the absolute power Harvey actually had. What if, back in the day, these women spoke up. No one would believe them, they are whores anyway, and their lawyers would ruin them. That is the real fear.

Tuesday, October 10, 2017

The Real Bullies Are Leftist

I'm reading a book by Joe Pantoliano...Joey Pants to his friends where he is at a benefit for the Clinton. Coincidentally, this party was being thrown by Bob and Harvey Weinstein. The Wachowskis were there. As were other celebs that Harvey funded. Hilary and Bill were there. They left early.
Luckily, the ruse can continue, since Joey made a fool of himself and mentioned nothing of Harvey. Joe is a self-proclaimed mental case. He's now since earned his popularity and is a staple in every vernacular of character actor.

It got me thinking...

Do people realize who the real bullies are?

Case in point... Brooke Shields came out and said Trump hit on her. Said it was gross. Did Trump chloroform her and rape her? Nope. Candice Bergen came out and said Trump asked her on a date and she went and said he was a douche. Did he corner her and start masturbating? Nope. Seems the cool kids love the fact that Bill Clinton gets his willie wet by his interns, but can't stand a statement by Trump about how celebs can grab snatch and get away with it. This is actually true. So, here we are...Trump is actually the nerd awkward kid who couldn't get a hot chick unless he paid her (Melania, Marla). Weird right?

So the Left is most likely wondering how the White supremacist fit in it all. They don't. They are a product of the Democrats. Yep. Look at your history. Very very strange.
Now all we have is a popularity contest. It's okay for our rich, charming entertainment funding slobs to sexually assault women, but hey you dirty fucking animals of the Right, we can't have that. This is known as a "double standard."

Hollywood loves the Left because it allows them to be deviant. Because they're so cool. The cool kids don't like you, so therefore...you are squaresville. You aren't hip. You aren't cool. By the way, in Hollywood, if you don't agree with the Left, you would not have a career. If you out one of these monsters you would not have a career (thanks for proving that Meryl). If you give enough money, if you're rich enough, your shithead politicians will cover for you. Thanks Michelle Obama, you idiot. Do your research about a person before you take their big lump of dough. By the way, he's a good friend? Y'all bosom buddies?...you better back that truck up, dummy:



Trump isn't cool. But at least he doesn't rape.

Mike Pence Leaves At Colts Game

Hey dickbag, stop being Trump's lapdog. But, then again, the fucking guy never takes no for an answer.
Mike Pence went to a Indy Colts football game Sunday, then left when players took a knee to protest...unfairness in America. It was a publicity stunt, most likely culled together by paranoid Trump. Or to force Blacks to respect America. Which they don't. Which says a lot about how they will never feel equal.

Dumb stunt. Transparent and waste of our fucking tax paying money. Fucking guy looks like the bad guy from "Under Siege 2"

Monday, October 9, 2017

Jemele Hill Suspended

Remember that ESPN Black chick who Tweeted about Trump being a White supremacist. Technically, I'd call him a White preferentialist. Like Obama was a Black preferentialist.
This time, it was randomly Tweeting suggesting a boycott of advertising against Jerry Jones, owner of the Dallas Cowboys. Essentially hitting him where it hurts.

Uh huh.

Hey dummy...YOU ARE SPONSORED. ESPN needs this NFL money, and Jemele is incredibly stupid to suggest, on their banner, that they, y'know, hobble a sport that is 1) already hobbled 2) needs ad revenue themselves.
Do I have to explain how testy Disn--er...ESPN is about anything that messes with their green. At this point they can't even hide behind their Black preference. Well, they kinda' did. She was suspended for 2 weeks. Instead of fired. Because....Black privilege? God knows no one knew who she was until she put herself first. I'm sure she'd get a job, if ESPN decided to dump her. Like they did Kurt Shilling. Because he's so much more a threat to America.

Strike three is inevitable. Perhaps they want her to quit. Would save them a lot on paperwork. Also, Jemele, is it the woman thing or the Black thing, because I know I wouldn't be given that many chances. And I'm brown...like you!
Fucking moron.

You're Next, Ratner!

I won't go into the details of the fist fight we almost had.
But I don't think anyone is sweating in his Mahnolo's more than Brett Ratner right now.
The sleazy ingenue pawing sweat pig who smells like porno.
But that's the world they live in. And it was the Hollywood we desperately wanted to be a part of.

Let's break this down. Hollywood producers since they were created were the power in everything. It meant...having to put together an entire movie. Now starlets coming into town wanting a role had to do sexual favors for them. It is a KNOWN thing. Harvey Weinstein, and his brother Bob were typical producers whose appetites were satiated by women who wanted to be famous. And were willing to do whatever. Is it a big deal? Not really. There is the exchange of sex for...fame. You took the deal and spun the wheel.

Now they're all coming back to haunt them. And we're about to hear a TON more. You would think the Cosby thing would've woken these dim bulbs up. Especially Ashley Judd, who a few months back marched for women and blasted Trump and called herself "nasty." Fine, but the one who really gutted your soul was a Leftist Democratic supporter named Harvey Weinstein. Men are men though, right? Your lasers were set to the wrong party, honey. Because deviants are on both sides. Why not say that? Why not use these moments to tell women at the march...all ears on you, that you were assaulted by Harvey Weinstein? Why didn't you save the unmentioned girls who looked at you up on that podium and listened to your "bravery?" Because the Left got you so spun around and topsy turvy you were angry at everyone. By the way, Bill Clinton was busted a few times for his sex scandals. No mention of him. He grabbed many a' snatch (and as a celebrity) got away with it. Has anyone sued Trump over it yet? Nope. In fact, more stories are coming out that Trump is all bluster and no bite and beautiful women were actually rejecting him. Did that make him a rapist? No, he got hotter non-American women. The point being, the Left can no longer wave the banner of moral high ground. They are so fucking greasy dirtbags, it's sickening they felt vindicated by Trump being Trump. Instead, Trump is that nerd who never got the girl unless he paid for her (Melania). So, fine, I'm good with pitying the fucker.

But ol' Cool Breeze Old-Bama made us all forget the old White guys were super nerds.
Brett Ratner is going to be outed soon. Then it's gonna get ugly.

Happy Indigenous People Day!

October 12 is Columbus Day, named after Christopher Columbus the man who killed a LOT of indigenous people. But still, we live in a world that allows us to celebrate this day with a not working.

Indigenous people or "Indians" being wiped from North America is the cause of this ruckus, caused by a very progressive educated Californian colleges. Together, they figured out that genocide is nothing to celebrate. So instead, indigenous people are. What little of them are left.
If you say it out loud, it is stranger. Less than 1% guilt wants to drive 99% of the population. In what other country would these people not be laughed off the face of the planet?

Okay, so I feel it too. Indians dying and disappearing. Seems there is no I(ndian) L(ives) M(atter). So these are them. A lot of Americans do like to flaunt their 16% Cherokee heritage. Which, you fucking assholes...no one ever says "I'm 2% Cree." Not sexy enough?

Come October 12, are we going to gloss over the murdering of White country music loving folks in Las Vegas? Maybe some people will memorialize that day as well.

Meryl Streep's Statement

“The disgraceful news about Harvey Weinstein has appalled those of us whose work he championed, and those whose good and worthy causes he supported. The intrepid women who raised their voices to expose this abuse are our heroes.
One thing can be clarified. Not everybody knew. Harvey supported the work fiercely, was exasperating but respectful with me in our working relationship, and with many others with whom he worked professionally. I didn’t know about these other offenses: I did not know about his financial settlements with actresses and colleagues; I did not know about his having meetings in his hotel room, his bathroom, or other inappropriate, coercive acts. And If everybody knew, I don’t believe that all the investigative reporters in the entertainment and the hard news media would have neglected for decades to write about it.
The behavior is inexcusable, but the abuse of power familiar. Each brave voice that is raised, heard and credited by our watchdog media will ultimately change the game.”
Bullshit Meryl. How is it that you jumped on this, like...breaking a land speed record of spin?

You knew like everyone else did. But you enabled him because Hey, he didn't fuck with you. You know what this statement actually says? She's too stupid and in her own world to care about anyone else, if that's the case. And I completely believe she ignored the stories as well. As long as it meant...the work. FUCK YOU, Meryl, you lying bitch. You stood up and cheered Roman Polanski for crissakes. Then during your lifetime achievement award, lambasted all the terrible things that Trump has done because your girl lost. Jesus fucking christ Meryl. How long did you think Harvey and your photo wasn't going to come back and haunt you. You are a plugged in as anyone into the business. Or are you? Did you just admit you are ignorant of the same machine that created you?
Here's a tip, get off your ivory tower if you want to point fingers. Otherwise, you are judged by the company you keep.
Also, way to point to others as the enablers. Dig it...you called out every actress who took the payment to remain silent. Hey dummy, they're the same that started snitching. Are they heroes or not. Meryl? Your best bet now is to disappear. Like gone gone, The public now sees you as a cohort and you can't scrub that awful image of you and the fat man smiling like you both kept that nice little secret. You knew, lying bag of shit

Welcome to the Terror-drome.

Sunday, October 8, 2017

Meryl Streep In An Enabler

Percolate a little on this image, you Leftist fruits.
This says more than you realize.
For one thing Meryl is a phony dumb cunt. Great actress though.
Second, she enabled other actresses to be mauled by this filthy bear.
Thus the industry felt scared to turn on Meryl. Guess what needs to be booted? They need to vacate any Weinstein movie that ever won an Oscar. Starting with "Shakespeare In Love."
Otherwise, you are a lying fucking industry.
Just keep looking at this photo, Hollywood.

Mike Pence At Colts Game

Pence left the Indianapolis Colts game early due to players protesting. Again.
So, San Fran 49ers (your local sanctuary city/homo) strong safety Eric Reid mentioned that this is what is known as "systemic racism."
Hey...bro-tha...that sport you play as a child, go take it to fucking Afghanistan and force them to pay you what Americans pay you to wear it. And then whine about systemic racism.
Do any of these retards understand the privilege they have as sports figures?
It's unbelievable. And proves brain damage is a serious thing in professional football.

Sure, Pence was a douche by doing what he did to put a spotlight on him leaving, however he happens to be a politician and you...you dummy...chase a ball. And shoot up painkillers after every game. So, you voice is beyond stupid.
I am really glad they do keep voicing their opinion. Because more Americans will drop out, and then players will be cut and then we'll see how the real world treats these knee-knob-slobbers.

President's Response To Guns

Trump is a retard. It's pretty obvious. But Hilary is duplicitous. So dumb beat out sneaky.

There 'aint an American president yet who could tear the gun out of your dead cold hand. Though plenty have to others who thought it was a good idea to take on government with a militia. And it goes on and on and on.

Trump isn't the problem with your Left angry woes. Not to say he doesn't antagonize you all. That's why he Tweets. He knows you're waiting with anticipation of his next idiocy. And you pounce on it. That's next level trolling. The people who can actually do anything about guns? It's ourselves. Yep. We are responsible. And let's be real here, we should be responsible for EVERYTHING. America is run by Americans. And those who do own guns, need to really dig deep and wonder if a gun really is necessary in your everyday life.

As a coward myself...a gun isn't necessary. This is NOT to say I can't defend myself. But you have to understand what you are capable of. Which is uncontrollable rage. Those days are gone from me. But for some...it's never a good idea. People with mental illness CANNOT/SHOULD NOT be gun owners. Ever. Even if you suffer from migraines...NO GUN FOR YOU. Anything. If you're OCD...NO GUN FOR YOU. But let's face it...people with guns are more than likely suffering from mental illness of even feeling they need something to feel safe. Or they believe the hype of people out to get them. This builds to an unhappy ending.

I must repeat...we HAVE to police ourselves if the government bureaucracy is too chickenshit to do anything about it. Or that the Bill of Rights hogties you into saving lives. And the simplistic form of it all, we need to respect each other. To be heard and respectful of one another goes a long way. I often think, this nutjob who shot up Vegas, if someone in the elevator had passed him and wished him a great day. If that may've changed the dynamics of his rage. I know, you guys, wishful thinking...but you never know.

Saturday, October 7, 2017

The Gun Answer

And it seemed like the most obvious answer ever.
Comedian Alonzo Bodden simply challenged us to look up toddlers accidentally shooting someone with a gun versus toddlers accidentally running over people with a car. There is the answer to gun nuts.
It was right there in our faces...with the idiots who think people who kill with bombs and cars do more destruction. The point is, a child in daily lives can get their hands on something this destructive AND actually do it with very little effort. The opposite it true and destroys every gun nuts argument. So brilliant.
Also, he suggested liability insurance to gun owners...holy shit...why isn't this a thing? We have insurance for everything else. I figure, much like cars, a lot of illegal assholes aren't going to get insurance. Or get guns on the black market. Fine. It would mean police could ask for proof of insurance. But again, if Sandy Hook kids' death didn't move us into action (ahem...Left and Right) then there is little hope until the next tragedy. And then we revisit ideas again. And the next tragedy...and then we...

Harvey Weinstein's Dirty Money

I laughed when I read this:

At least five congressional Democrats vowed to reroute to charities donations made to their political campaigns by film producer Harvey Weinstein after a report accused Weinstein of sexual misconduct, according to media reports.

As of early Friday, a total of $29,200 in donations from Weinstein were being rerouted from the campaigns of U.S. Senators Patrick Leahy (D-Vermont), Martin Heinrich (D-New Mexico), Cory Booker (D-New Jersey), Richard Blumenthal (D-Connecticut) and Elizabeth Warren (D-Massachusetts), according to reports by The New York Times.

Sure you did.
This after decades of knowing what a scumbag he is. The money is right where it is. Earning interest. Of course, there is no proof anything was done, other than them saying it was. I re-routed 50 million to pet adoption agencies. See how that works.

This, is truly what disgusts me about the Left. This idea that they are for humanity is total garbage. Sickening garbage. Because idiots believe them. What was it about Conservatives that sickened some people to choose them? Oh right, indoctrination through university. I get it. You want to be "liberal." Instead of a stick-in-the-mud "conservative." You never want to grow up and have responsibilities.

Homie, you are being fooled like a tool. Leftist believe every single life's affliction is excusable. Transgenders are wrong. Nature made you a certain way and you are insistent on changing it. That is fucking wrong.

Okay, look, my affliction is that I have to grab tits every five minutes. I most likely could get an entire army of men to agree with me. And then would THAT be the norm? You better hope not. You know...something like Trump saying you can just grab women by the pussy. Which isn't what he said. Though the Left believe that's what he said. He said if you were a celebrity. Which you aren't. But imagine if we were all celebrities.
So look, be who you are, but you are mentally insane if you think 400 lbs. of weapons is normal. And if you think getting a boob job and your schvantz lopped off makes you a woman, you are INSANE. You are still a freak and always a freak, despite the tolerance level of society. How is that hard to understand?

 

Jimmy Kimmel Cries ALL THE TIME

Women like a sensitive dude.
You know what's weird? Would Johnny Carson or Jay Leno do this shit?
What's with this pheenook weeping on television.
You know what you're really telling people...like watching a grown adult having a mental breakdown. No one knows what to do. When parents panic, people wig out.
But so...here we are with the new sensitive Obama late night host. Who cries over everything. Motherfucker, we know this shit is tragic. Here's an idea, dance you stupid monkey and make us laugh. You're a fucking comedian, NOT a political mouthpiece. You sound like an asshole.
I think you're a good dude, but keep it together.

Cher

How in God's name haven't we gutted Armenians? They receive and are proud to fleece America more than any other community. Yes, they are PROUD to beat America at their loopholes. I guess that makes them super-smart. Or smart at finding ways to steal from Americans. Do the research. Biggest welfare cases are from these people...

Anyway,

Cher, the Khardashian of her time:
“Sometimes we need wisdom from older people, unless they are the president of the United States,” she told the panel, before adding, “who doesn’t have two brain cells to rub together, OK?”
The music legend also revealed that Trump had now blocked her on Twitter after their online war of words, which dated back to 2012, appeared to get a little bit too much for him.
“I said ‘you know dude, I don’t think Lincoln or Kennedy would waste their time tweeting Cher,’” she told the conference.

She's right. Why does Trump troll her? Oh RIGHT...he is an entertainment personality...like you! You dumb fucking cunt, Trump is one of you. He says things that Harvey Weinstein says. Would show his dick to Brooke Shields if he asked. He's a celebrity who is a celebrity fucker. Then he turned on you. And you guys turned on him.

Wholesome Americans who love America are totally out of this. This has always been about you Leftist retards. As my sister texted me today "The only thing that interferes with my learning, is education." Which is something Albert Einstein said. It seems to be, the more "educated" people (college fags) stretch their brain, the more they don't know how the world really works.

We Are In The Twilight Zone

Thomas Gunderson shot in the leg during the Las Vegas massacre on Sunday found the strength to stand for President Trump when he visited recovering victims in the hospital earlier this week. 
The president and first lady Melania Trump visited Gunderson, who was among the more than 500 people wounded at the Route 91 Harvest Festival last weekend, at the city’s University Medical Center on Wednesday, where they posed for photographs and chatted.

Uh-huh...pretty normal so far...


“There may be plenty of issues in this country but I will always respect my country, my president, and my flag. Shot in the leg or not, I will stand to show my president the respect he deserves!”


Ooookay...I don't agree, but fine... Then this:


"Should have saved his energy. Hopefully, he's able to heal fast and return home before that 'great president' makes it impossible for nearly everyone to have healthcare," one user wrote, while another simply posted: "Oh don't turn your back to him phew!!!"

 
 Bitch, this man was fucking shot!!!
The fuck in his Tweet did it ever say anything about YOUR healthcare, you nutjob Left cunt? I hope someone throat-gagged you with a thick dong, because you proved women have zero use for their brain or mouth.
Think about it...
A guy was reporting the President Of The United States Of America visit his shot-ass. And he was very grateful. You took it upon yourself to ride his wave and get eyeballs on you.

This is the Twilight Zone thing...I honestly believe the conservatives and liberals have flipped. In other words, people like this bitch are actually Conservative monsters. Consider, she has an opinion and insists you honor her. Her opinion is fact over your opinion. She is pressing her agenda. And then the paranoia. IF you watched any 70's flick in regards to Tricky Dick Nixon...guess what these people kept reiterating? Yep, paranoid bullplop.

Someone needs to take the business end of a laptop across Paige Eliza-- oh fuck me...of course this cunt would use three name moniker.
 

1st Female NFL Coach


Jen Welter, who made NFL history in 2015 when she became the league's first female coach, answered questions about what it was like to break the glass ceiling in a male-dominated sport, saying she would tell her younger self to "not let anyone make you see limits in life."

Show us your TITS!!!!!!
Just kidding Jen.
Congrats on breaking that...40 year ceiling?
Just when everyone stopped watching.
That's like driving an old Cadillac when everyone moved on to spaceships.
Let's be honest, I'm pretty sure the players humor her. These are men with head trauma, and maybe think she's the Keebler elf. Or maybe they're having a 'roid seizure. But let's not pretend she's a real coach. Unless she scratches herself (which I would pay to watch), I'm not buying it. EXCEPT, I would gladly take her as the head coach of the Bengals over Marvin Lewis. 

Democrats Returning Money After Harvey Weinstein Debacle

I interned at Film Colony in 2001. The building was shared by A Band Apart. Which was the music video/commercial wing of Quentin Tarantino's brainchild. That place was FUN. I mean, really really good time. I recall seeing an invitation to the Playboy mansion on director McG's desk and thinking..."one day, Thom, one day..."
Film Colony was some offshoot of Miramax, a company founded by the Harvey and Bob Weinstein. Most likely they had a falling out and no longer work together. Again, that place is exactly why we got into the business. Parties, hot women, rock and roll.
Harvey Weinstein has been a carbunkle in the ass of Hollywood for a while. He makes arthouse movies (first started as distribution) and was gobbled up by Disney as their arthouse production company. Yes, Disney the same fuckers who own ESPN. Who have zero tolerance for bigotry and sexual harassment. But they have no problems in others calling White folk racist. Or the president. Doesn't matter to me, but your NASCAR constituents more than likely care.

It's impossible for a conglomerate like Disney to watch every single one of their investments, but they seem to follow a very definitive agenda. No tolerance for piggish behavior. But wait...this was known for the longest time. That Harvey Weinstein was a sexual harassing pig. It was LEGENDARY. Masturbating in front of women, in public. Screaming at actors. Screaming at directors. Screaming. This was cocaine filled orgy of Roman proportions. And now, here we are. Democrats took his money. By the way, how much do you want to bet they will diffuse this situation with "well, we don't know who we take money from." Which..will be laughable. Since it could be from ISIS with a dumb statement like that. Funnier still..."We never saw anything Harvey was doing."

Let's be honest, Harvey gave a TON of money to Democrats. So much that I doubt any of them will return it. They can say it all they want. The funny thing is...shitbags like Trump know the dirtbags they take money from. I wouldn't doubt the NRA. Fine. Let's not pretend we're all good people here. Or noble. The Leftist DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU. Nor DOES THE RIGHT. They are out for themselves. So stop being bi-partisan. Maybe I just write this Right shit because the Left is irritating me more.
But I also got to admit, why the FUCK would I want to work my ass off to be in power if getting cheap broads to choke on my schlong wasn't a perk? We got into this business for women to throw themselves at me. Well, forget that. It's not worth it.
So for me, just make my stories and shut the fuck up.