I'm not sure at what point the Left hated Trump. Probably because he beat Hillary Clinton. I mean...losing to a guy who talks like he does would keep me up at night.
However, I think it's really telling when the Left can't hold their shit together to withstand four years of Trump. Because of their derangement and emotional stupidity...most likely, we'll be getting four more years.
You want to know stupid? Joe Biden. I had no idea what he really did as a CAREER POLITICIAN. The guy sets things up and they get batted around but nothing happens. He's weird. All politicians are weird. Trump isn't that type of politician. He reminds me of that guy who just steamrolls a solution without all the facts because it makes the most common sense and obnoxious about it. But shit got done. He's typical New York pushy. But he gets shit done.
One of the critiques Arnold Schwarzenegger had was when he was governor he got NOTHING done. Because he played by THEIR rules. Career politicians have so many people to answer to and none of them are the American people. They owe people who got them there. Trump does too, but somehow his sleazy ways are no where near a career politicians sleazy ways. I think he has that attitude that if you don't like his deal, you can fuck off. Which isn't presidential but gets shit done.
Consider Nancy Pelosi. This idiot in California hasn't done shit. Has seen San Francisco go to shit under her watch. Her mind is mush as in mentioning the victim of police brutality as "George Kirby" and not "George Floyd"
She's rumored to be a drunk. Just a shitshow mess. And she's still there and the majority Speaker. Whatever the fuck they do.
She's useless. As are all Democrats. They have put SO many obstacles in getting shit done it's embarrassing. They fell for the rope-a-dope from the Republicans.
That's what I see anyway. Also, the media is laughably transparent at this point. It's the extension of the Democratic party. And they know they've been exposed, so they triple down. Obama was a retarded president. Didn't get shit done in 8 years. Seriously, one thing no one wanted (Obamacare) and he also made transgender bathrooms. That's it. The guy is, was and still is a career politician who is a smooth talker. He's so smooth when I ask my stupid Democrat friends what has he done for America, they can't come up with anything only that he speaks well. Talk about bigoted statement. The guy was all jive to me. Phony as the day is long and fleeced Black America while he lives in a $15 million dollar mansion in Martha's Vineyard. Away from the Black community he thinks he's a part of. A LOT of Americans have wised up. He is a typical Democrat. He got credit for just the color of his skin. And that was fortunately exposed.
Leave the Left. They're fucking jokes.
Monday, June 29, 2020
Sunday, June 28, 2020
The Culture Of White
I think you mean "American culture"
REALLY sick of people calling it "White culture." It's "American culture"
I love 80's sitcoms which is deemed "White entertainment" or 80's music, again...seen as "White washed" It's not. It's American.
And it's funny that people see things like tennis or golf as a White thing. Probably not as much anymore since Tiger Woods and the Willams' sisters. But before, I think it was because it was a country club mentality.
And that is the thing. We aren't talking about color. We're talking about class. Rich White folks' culture, as the bigoted Left love to see it, is that you've adopted the ways of the White man and forsaken your own roots. Uh-huh. I still speak my own language and am proud. I just happen to watch "Webster" from time to time. Or "Alf." Which is funnier than you realize. This is the side of American culture I dig. And the odd part is, if you are Asian in America, you aren't Asian American. You're just an American looking to thrive.
Black American culture is NOT Black. It's American. And I think the sooner people believe they aren't on the outside looking in, the better. Because that is what makes America great. Is that you can appreciate all of this and NOT have to label things this that or the other. Anything created in America, intellectual property or otherwise, IS American. And that's all.
Morgan Freeman said it best. The quickest way to get rid of racism is to not talk about it.
I don't say "My Black friend Leon." Or "that Black group Boys II Men." Probably shouldn't say any of this anyway.
There is no White culture. NASCAR is not White culture. It's American.
The sooner we embrace this, the better we will be.
REALLY sick of people calling it "White culture." It's "American culture"
I love 80's sitcoms which is deemed "White entertainment" or 80's music, again...seen as "White washed" It's not. It's American.
And it's funny that people see things like tennis or golf as a White thing. Probably not as much anymore since Tiger Woods and the Willams' sisters. But before, I think it was because it was a country club mentality.
And that is the thing. We aren't talking about color. We're talking about class. Rich White folks' culture, as the bigoted Left love to see it, is that you've adopted the ways of the White man and forsaken your own roots. Uh-huh. I still speak my own language and am proud. I just happen to watch "Webster" from time to time. Or "Alf." Which is funnier than you realize. This is the side of American culture I dig. And the odd part is, if you are Asian in America, you aren't Asian American. You're just an American looking to thrive.
Black American culture is NOT Black. It's American. And I think the sooner people believe they aren't on the outside looking in, the better. Because that is what makes America great. Is that you can appreciate all of this and NOT have to label things this that or the other. Anything created in America, intellectual property or otherwise, IS American. And that's all.
Morgan Freeman said it best. The quickest way to get rid of racism is to not talk about it.
I don't say "My Black friend Leon." Or "that Black group Boys II Men." Probably shouldn't say any of this anyway.
There is no White culture. NASCAR is not White culture. It's American.
The sooner we embrace this, the better we will be.
Candace Owens vs. The Lefties
I know a few of you are already rolling your eyes "why you gotta bring up that Uncle Tom?"
Candace is funny to the Left because she is a Black woman who is also a Conservative. She votes Republican and has heated debates with the Black community over the Left selling them out. Too bad it's true. Because once the Left get the illegal immigrant vote, your Black asses will be abandoned. Happens EVERY four years.
But, here's the thing the Left NEVER gets...she doesn't care if you vote Republican. She's never said that. She's only debated that Democrats are evil. Which they are. The incensed deranged unhinged Left ALWAYS thinks if you aren't a part of them you are against them. I am, because the Left are fucking whiny dickheads with no solutions. I found this out growing up wanting to be them. They have no clue what they want because they see people in categories and want to change that. Human nature cannot be changed. There are exceptions but this is not the norm. As they so proudly present the fact that every example anyone who isn't a Lefty presents is "andecdotal." Ahem, idiot...that makes more sense to YOUR immediate world view then painting everyone with a broad brush. Man, Lefties are driven by their emotional stupidity. Which is why a lot are entertainers. They "empathize" and "sympathize" with people because they have to extract them for emotions. Funny shit, right. Entertainers want to be loved. Communally. Orgies are meant for these types. But they are the ones putting their own necks through a noose, because they are playing a role.
Think about this, has any high level star come out to scream to "de-fund the police?" Want to know why? Because they know it keeps animals like us out.
Candace the one of the first I saw point this out...police presence ONLY effects inner city directly. What the fuck is a crackhead robber going to do? Take a bus to the suburbs for home break ins? The idea is incredibly dumb. And some of my kind hearted, yet naive, fellow filmmakers think this is the solution.
Candace also believe that the Black community MUST take responsibility and accountability for poor behavior towards law and against each other.
IF there are no laws, there is no order. We already live on a tacit agreement that IF I steal your t.v., I am a thief. That's been thrown out the window with rioters and looters who steal uninhibited. The fuck head Democrats like Los Angeles mayor Eric Garcetti practically urge looters to run amok. Think about how evil his mind is. They loot and destroy, no business come into that district, housing goes down, gentrification. He is your problem you Leftist idiots. Also, then he swoops in to offer bail outs...and becomes your benevolent hero. EVERY single Democrat run city thinks you are morons. And they're right.
As a former Lefty, watching this unfold it's despicable. And former Lefties like Candace points this out. Again, NO ONE is telling you to vote Trump or Republican or whatever. But look into your own house and decide if they have your best interest, or the community's interest at heart. I don't think they do.
Candace is funny to the Left because she is a Black woman who is also a Conservative. She votes Republican and has heated debates with the Black community over the Left selling them out. Too bad it's true. Because once the Left get the illegal immigrant vote, your Black asses will be abandoned. Happens EVERY four years.
But, here's the thing the Left NEVER gets...she doesn't care if you vote Republican. She's never said that. She's only debated that Democrats are evil. Which they are. The incensed deranged unhinged Left ALWAYS thinks if you aren't a part of them you are against them. I am, because the Left are fucking whiny dickheads with no solutions. I found this out growing up wanting to be them. They have no clue what they want because they see people in categories and want to change that. Human nature cannot be changed. There are exceptions but this is not the norm. As they so proudly present the fact that every example anyone who isn't a Lefty presents is "andecdotal." Ahem, idiot...that makes more sense to YOUR immediate world view then painting everyone with a broad brush. Man, Lefties are driven by their emotional stupidity. Which is why a lot are entertainers. They "empathize" and "sympathize" with people because they have to extract them for emotions. Funny shit, right. Entertainers want to be loved. Communally. Orgies are meant for these types. But they are the ones putting their own necks through a noose, because they are playing a role.
Think about this, has any high level star come out to scream to "de-fund the police?" Want to know why? Because they know it keeps animals like us out.
Candace the one of the first I saw point this out...police presence ONLY effects inner city directly. What the fuck is a crackhead robber going to do? Take a bus to the suburbs for home break ins? The idea is incredibly dumb. And some of my kind hearted, yet naive, fellow filmmakers think this is the solution.
Candace also believe that the Black community MUST take responsibility and accountability for poor behavior towards law and against each other.
IF there are no laws, there is no order. We already live on a tacit agreement that IF I steal your t.v., I am a thief. That's been thrown out the window with rioters and looters who steal uninhibited. The fuck head Democrats like Los Angeles mayor Eric Garcetti practically urge looters to run amok. Think about how evil his mind is. They loot and destroy, no business come into that district, housing goes down, gentrification. He is your problem you Leftist idiots. Also, then he swoops in to offer bail outs...and becomes your benevolent hero. EVERY single Democrat run city thinks you are morons. And they're right.
As a former Lefty, watching this unfold it's despicable. And former Lefties like Candace points this out. Again, NO ONE is telling you to vote Trump or Republican or whatever. But look into your own house and decide if they have your best interest, or the community's interest at heart. I don't think they do.
Friday, June 26, 2020
Do You Love Free Speech? Uncle Ben And Aunt Jemima
Don't you miss it?
I'm very grateful to be able to write stupid shit on this random site no one reads. It's great therapy to be honest. But lately...free speech has been getting some terrible press. Seems the people on the "progressive" side want to squash your opinions. Unless you agree with them. Which I don't.
So what is up with all these people being "cancelled?"
For instance, because Facebook decided to allow all opinions to be voiced (sort of), many sponsors have dropped them due to their support of Black Lives Matter.
Want to know the truth?
They don't give a flying fuck about Black people. It's free publicity. Think about it. Hot topic, getting people angry about something and then...Oh look, I forgot Patagonia was a thing (I honestly did). The changing of Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben being taken off products is a MASSIVE death rattle to American Pop culture. Which is the only culture we have. Seems most celebrities are ducking out of the conversation because even the dumbest smallest things will be taken as a slight. And someone is always offended. Yes, the monster that these people created have turned on its creators. The Left is eating it's own and then, not satisfied, eating everyone.
Will someone have some fucking common sense?
We are REALLY taking this to the most disgruntled conclusion and allowing the temper tantrums to continue. It will never end and they will never stop. Because it seems the people who act the most childish and dangerous are getting the attention they crave. And BOY are they mentally ill. I blame the Lefties. These brainless, insane nutjobs pray for a world where they can live in their own filth and scream at clouds (God knows I do). But we have to have a semblance of common sense. And right now, no one is saying anything to these idiots for fear of retribution. And the anger is intense. I've experienced it. Others have stayed silent or made weak attempts at supporting it, but...look, regardless of your support, they will turn on you too. Because you can't bring yourself to that level and that's what will get you.
All our history and statues are being destroyed and nothing is being done. All to placate the angry people. Wise up, they will come to get you. They will.
I'm very grateful to be able to write stupid shit on this random site no one reads. It's great therapy to be honest. But lately...free speech has been getting some terrible press. Seems the people on the "progressive" side want to squash your opinions. Unless you agree with them. Which I don't.
So what is up with all these people being "cancelled?"
For instance, because Facebook decided to allow all opinions to be voiced (sort of), many sponsors have dropped them due to their support of Black Lives Matter.
Want to know the truth?
They don't give a flying fuck about Black people. It's free publicity. Think about it. Hot topic, getting people angry about something and then...Oh look, I forgot Patagonia was a thing (I honestly did). The changing of Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben being taken off products is a MASSIVE death rattle to American Pop culture. Which is the only culture we have. Seems most celebrities are ducking out of the conversation because even the dumbest smallest things will be taken as a slight. And someone is always offended. Yes, the monster that these people created have turned on its creators. The Left is eating it's own and then, not satisfied, eating everyone.
Will someone have some fucking common sense?
We are REALLY taking this to the most disgruntled conclusion and allowing the temper tantrums to continue. It will never end and they will never stop. Because it seems the people who act the most childish and dangerous are getting the attention they crave. And BOY are they mentally ill. I blame the Lefties. These brainless, insane nutjobs pray for a world where they can live in their own filth and scream at clouds (God knows I do). But we have to have a semblance of common sense. And right now, no one is saying anything to these idiots for fear of retribution. And the anger is intense. I've experienced it. Others have stayed silent or made weak attempts at supporting it, but...look, regardless of your support, they will turn on you too. Because you can't bring yourself to that level and that's what will get you.
All our history and statues are being destroyed and nothing is being done. All to placate the angry people. Wise up, they will come to get you. They will.
Thursday, June 25, 2020
The Sculpting Teacher
I'm not certain if I've ever told you, so forgive me if you've heard it.
I had to take sculpting class as a prerequisite to graduate with a bachelor's of Fine Arts. I enrolled in the basic one and had to make clay pots. I was awful making coil pots. And awful at making it on the potter's wheel. And awful at glazing. There was a super cute girl in that class that was just killing it. Her pots look like that shit you saw at Pier One Imports (now gone). I dismissed the class and took to making time with the cute girl (she ended up fucking this dude I knew from a friend who was his girlfriend. Strangely enough, I heard the cute girl and he were married now).
I got called into his office one day. The teacher was a young man, new to the University, chiseled like a G.I. Joe figure. But he had a strange zen to him. LOVED Japanese pottery. Obsessed almost. We were into craft back then.
But all I knew was he had a hot blonde wife. I mean, it was bizarre seeing her in this town with all the frumpy grandmas. She looked like a Playboy model. Bubbly and sweet she didn't belong in farm town Ohio. They also had two little kids.
So he laid it to me straight "You are awful at this. Nothing you made so far is passable. This isn't for everyone and it's clearly not for you."
At first my mouth was open with rage. I wanted to tell him how faggoty potting was, and how clay is stupid and sculpture is for total failures who don't have a clue what to do in life.
Then, in the midst of seething anger and forming words to really let him have it...he said:
"Why don't you try photography?"
I scratched my head. I didn't own a camera. And everything seemed expensive to have to deal with it. But I looked into it...and fell in love. It all made sense. If I were to want to make movies, image capture needed to be learned.
And, of course, that was the path I led.
It's always interesting to me how things do change the course of your life. This sculptor teacher, shitty as he was, was very honest to me about what my capabilities were. And though, I'm sure he meant photography as an insult, it was that small bounce that led me to Hollywood (easier).
At a graduation party at a friend's house, I saw that sculpting teacher, drunk out of his mind...he was still young and seemed to still want to party... As I walked him, he pointed at me and screamed "You! You don't like me. Hey, everyone, he doesn't like me!" I mean screaming. It felt like the room went quiet.
Then I simply told him "No, I don't. But I respect that you were honest with me. And I'm much better off. Thank you."
He seemed confused. Like he thought I would slug him. Then I fist bumped him and left the party.
I guess what I'm saying is, be open minded to some people's criticism. If they're trying to correct your path, don't be offended. Most people mean well, and mean people are most people. But it will make sense in the end.
I had to take sculpting class as a prerequisite to graduate with a bachelor's of Fine Arts. I enrolled in the basic one and had to make clay pots. I was awful making coil pots. And awful at making it on the potter's wheel. And awful at glazing. There was a super cute girl in that class that was just killing it. Her pots look like that shit you saw at Pier One Imports (now gone). I dismissed the class and took to making time with the cute girl (she ended up fucking this dude I knew from a friend who was his girlfriend. Strangely enough, I heard the cute girl and he were married now).
I got called into his office one day. The teacher was a young man, new to the University, chiseled like a G.I. Joe figure. But he had a strange zen to him. LOVED Japanese pottery. Obsessed almost. We were into craft back then.
But all I knew was he had a hot blonde wife. I mean, it was bizarre seeing her in this town with all the frumpy grandmas. She looked like a Playboy model. Bubbly and sweet she didn't belong in farm town Ohio. They also had two little kids.
So he laid it to me straight "You are awful at this. Nothing you made so far is passable. This isn't for everyone and it's clearly not for you."
At first my mouth was open with rage. I wanted to tell him how faggoty potting was, and how clay is stupid and sculpture is for total failures who don't have a clue what to do in life.
Then, in the midst of seething anger and forming words to really let him have it...he said:
"Why don't you try photography?"
I scratched my head. I didn't own a camera. And everything seemed expensive to have to deal with it. But I looked into it...and fell in love. It all made sense. If I were to want to make movies, image capture needed to be learned.
And, of course, that was the path I led.
It's always interesting to me how things do change the course of your life. This sculptor teacher, shitty as he was, was very honest to me about what my capabilities were. And though, I'm sure he meant photography as an insult, it was that small bounce that led me to Hollywood (easier).
At a graduation party at a friend's house, I saw that sculpting teacher, drunk out of his mind...he was still young and seemed to still want to party... As I walked him, he pointed at me and screamed "You! You don't like me. Hey, everyone, he doesn't like me!" I mean screaming. It felt like the room went quiet.
Then I simply told him "No, I don't. But I respect that you were honest with me. And I'm much better off. Thank you."
He seemed confused. Like he thought I would slug him. Then I fist bumped him and left the party.
I guess what I'm saying is, be open minded to some people's criticism. If they're trying to correct your path, don't be offended. Most people mean well, and mean people are most people. But it will make sense in the end.
Jimmy Kimmel
Jimmy Kimmel Blackface Karl Malone bit. Legendary, since he also did the brain dead patter of his speech. Why not just speak jive, Jimmy?!
Bro, we told you someone will be coming for you if you go against their agenda.
But you don't listen. Because the derailed Left brained person that you are and Trump hating nut that you portray yourself to be, is getting kicked in the balls. Wise up, Jim-Bob. You racist Cracker. You're success was predicated on this behavior. That is your foundation. Like slavery, America was built on the backs of free labor and cruelty.
In all honesty, I don't give a fuck. And neither do you. The new outrage dopes want to dig in their boot (or knee) because someone did something one time. Let it fucking go. And let this be a lesson to Jimmy. Just tell your fucking jokes.
Can you imagine Leno having to come out to apologize? Or Letterman (which he did over a sexual thing). Just tell fucking jokes and make people laugh about the nuttiness of the world. Instead, he seems so grim and dark and miserable. You know what it is? It's like when comedians say that it's not the joke it's your delivery.
Kimmel jokes (which I've never seen an episode but watched a few clips on YouTube), seem to come from a bitter angry place. Johnny Carson was brilliant because you never knew what political standing he was. Or Leno. They were GREAT because they could sell you a cruel Trump joke but still be light about it. Kimmel is angry like most his fans. And that doesn't feel right.
So that's why these people are coming out to blast Jimmy for a Karl Malone blackface bit he did on "The Man Show"
Oh, and you know why Adam Carolla, his partner in crime during "The Man Show" isn't getting any shit? Because he runs his own ship and doesn't give a flying fuck what ABC or Disney have to say. These two are friends, and should be an example of how we can get along. Jimmy, seems like a good guy, but learn not to wear your personal life to the rest of America. Which is much bigger than you.
Bro, we told you someone will be coming for you if you go against their agenda.
But you don't listen. Because the derailed Left brained person that you are and Trump hating nut that you portray yourself to be, is getting kicked in the balls. Wise up, Jim-Bob. You racist Cracker. You're success was predicated on this behavior. That is your foundation. Like slavery, America was built on the backs of free labor and cruelty.
In all honesty, I don't give a fuck. And neither do you. The new outrage dopes want to dig in their boot (or knee) because someone did something one time. Let it fucking go. And let this be a lesson to Jimmy. Just tell your fucking jokes.
Can you imagine Leno having to come out to apologize? Or Letterman (which he did over a sexual thing). Just tell fucking jokes and make people laugh about the nuttiness of the world. Instead, he seems so grim and dark and miserable. You know what it is? It's like when comedians say that it's not the joke it's your delivery.
Kimmel jokes (which I've never seen an episode but watched a few clips on YouTube), seem to come from a bitter angry place. Johnny Carson was brilliant because you never knew what political standing he was. Or Leno. They were GREAT because they could sell you a cruel Trump joke but still be light about it. Kimmel is angry like most his fans. And that doesn't feel right.
So that's why these people are coming out to blast Jimmy for a Karl Malone blackface bit he did on "The Man Show"
Oh, and you know why Adam Carolla, his partner in crime during "The Man Show" isn't getting any shit? Because he runs his own ship and doesn't give a flying fuck what ABC or Disney have to say. These two are friends, and should be an example of how we can get along. Jimmy, seems like a good guy, but learn not to wear your personal life to the rest of America. Which is much bigger than you.
Wednesday, June 24, 2020
Ron Jeremy
...is being tried for sexual assault/rape of three women.
If you don't know, Ron Jeremy a.k.a. is known as "the Hedgehog" due to his rodent like features.
He also had a 9" dick. Supposedly. I dunno about those older VHS videos of him. He seemed smaller.
I've met Ron, twice. One was working with him. The other at a porn convention. Ron is a smarter man than people give him credit for and frankly, the guy prefers eating a TON of food to eating pussy. Or laying pipe.
The fact that he is being tried for this is really funny. I'm sure not to the girls, but to the people who know what he does. He's a porn actor. If you run in his circles, you are also a dirtbag (me). Though I don't run in his circles, it's always in passing.
What's also odd is that one of the actresses of the movies I shot, Ron was her neighbor, which is how they got him to be in the movie. He NEVER did anything salacious or anything. He was disappointingly a gentleman (I say this, because you'd think he were a masher). He is actually a very buoyant comedian (bad one). He loves to tell jokes and stories. And he has a memory like a trap. This whole rape allegation seems incongruous to the guy I'd met. And I'm sure many people would spin a similar anecdote about him. He simply can get pussy whenever he feels like it.
But again, it may be forcible is much more desirable to him. When we discover the girls were porn stars or whatever, I'm sure the truth will present itself. You know...that it was a porn.
Great jokes on the internet now over it.
If you don't know, Ron Jeremy a.k.a. is known as "the Hedgehog" due to his rodent like features.
He also had a 9" dick. Supposedly. I dunno about those older VHS videos of him. He seemed smaller.
I've met Ron, twice. One was working with him. The other at a porn convention. Ron is a smarter man than people give him credit for and frankly, the guy prefers eating a TON of food to eating pussy. Or laying pipe.
The fact that he is being tried for this is really funny. I'm sure not to the girls, but to the people who know what he does. He's a porn actor. If you run in his circles, you are also a dirtbag (me). Though I don't run in his circles, it's always in passing.
What's also odd is that one of the actresses of the movies I shot, Ron was her neighbor, which is how they got him to be in the movie. He NEVER did anything salacious or anything. He was disappointingly a gentleman (I say this, because you'd think he were a masher). He is actually a very buoyant comedian (bad one). He loves to tell jokes and stories. And he has a memory like a trap. This whole rape allegation seems incongruous to the guy I'd met. And I'm sure many people would spin a similar anecdote about him. He simply can get pussy whenever he feels like it.
But again, it may be forcible is much more desirable to him. When we discover the girls were porn stars or whatever, I'm sure the truth will present itself. You know...that it was a porn.
Great jokes on the internet now over it.
Statues
Boy do I feel terrible for White people.
Y'all spent money time and energy making these icons to historical figures only to have mentally unstable nutty nutbags whose outrage trumps yours to tear it all down.
I think what most people aren't articulating properly, is that NONE of this is YOUR property. It's the property of the people.
Now I don't give a shit about statues. To be honest, they never looked like the people they're representing, but it was important to someone. Or someones. And for you to take the liberty to deface and destroy property because it "offends" you is stupid. Also, IS illegal. You can be fined and jailed. There's signs for it.
Yet, Leftist controlled cities allow this to happen unimpeded. Because they're scared of their own constituents. Sad as they are, they are still emotional nutbags. And I pity spineless people like the mayor of Seattle who couldn't say with a straight face an emancipated town full of disenfranchised (bored) Anti-Fa folk failed miserably and a disgrace to their city. I mean, is the bar that low? Probably. Since a LOT of serial killers also reside there in the past and probably in the present.
Then there's the Confederate flags.
Which...no offense to the South...or maybe so...it's the flag of a losing cause. Maybe make a new one up where the minorities can't decipher the racist tones. I personally love the skull and crossbones.
Or maybe you'll be sued by the founders of Long John Silvers.
This world man.
Y'all spent money time and energy making these icons to historical figures only to have mentally unstable nutty nutbags whose outrage trumps yours to tear it all down.
I think what most people aren't articulating properly, is that NONE of this is YOUR property. It's the property of the people.
Now I don't give a shit about statues. To be honest, they never looked like the people they're representing, but it was important to someone. Or someones. And for you to take the liberty to deface and destroy property because it "offends" you is stupid. Also, IS illegal. You can be fined and jailed. There's signs for it.
Yet, Leftist controlled cities allow this to happen unimpeded. Because they're scared of their own constituents. Sad as they are, they are still emotional nutbags. And I pity spineless people like the mayor of Seattle who couldn't say with a straight face an emancipated town full of disenfranchised (bored) Anti-Fa folk failed miserably and a disgrace to their city. I mean, is the bar that low? Probably. Since a LOT of serial killers also reside there in the past and probably in the present.
Then there's the Confederate flags.
Which...no offense to the South...or maybe so...it's the flag of a losing cause. Maybe make a new one up where the minorities can't decipher the racist tones. I personally love the skull and crossbones.
Or maybe you'll be sued by the founders of Long John Silvers.
This world man.
Tuesday, June 23, 2020
Golf Isn't A Sport
So, in my downtime I took to learning golf.
I'll be the first to admit, I'm really bad at picking up new things. Slow really. When I first learned surfing, the instructor would scream at me that I was doing things wrong, until I caught the best wave of the day. Something tells me he became a surf instructor to hit on hot chicks. I would. It was horrible to go into panic mode in the water and then...when I caught a wave, it was like floating in air. A most amazing feeling.
I even grew up walking distance to the Kenwood Country Club in Cincinnati. Rich White dudes would play there. Well, rich anyone...but mostly it was rich White dudes. My high school best friend's Dad belonged to the club, and in the 1990's it was $25,000 to join. Can't imagine what it must be now. That reminds me...I don't recall if it's still there. I think they may have built a housing development there. On the back end of the course, was a VERY steep hill we'd go sledding. Country clubs is somewhat of an outdated term because to a LOT of people it meant "no Jews." Because to Anglo-Saxons, they blame them for killing Jesus.
I've always wondered about golf. How it would be such a dull activity. I went with my friend one time to caddy, the old rich White guy we caddied for was a old shitty shit. I probably could've smoked him in the game without even having picked up a club yet. Stingy jerk. Which is why old, rich and White always leaves me with a sickening feeling. They are the ones people associate with Republicans. In the old days anyway. Most of the new Republicans smile like Marie Osmond on meth. I prefer the new Black Conservatives. These people are fun shit talkers.
I digress.
Well, in L.A. I discovered there are public courses. My former co-worker invited me to play which I reluctantly accepted. Since I was bored and it was something to do.
We started at the driving range. So truth be told, I recall having a P.E. class where the teacher taught us how to hold and club and all that. I thought it was for rich Whitey, so I ignored her, for the most part. Apparently we had a golf team. Old money children went to our high school. I learned the basics and vowed to shit on this game for life.
Well, I still shit on golf, but I must say I actually took to it pretty well. Mostly because I don't take it seriously. Having NEVER played a course in my life we played a simple 9 hole course and was about 1 to 2 strokes over par (on average). Not bad for someone who has never played.
When you're out on the course, you tend to have time to look around as the other person is hitting or whatever they call it (stroking...sounds bad). Now I've always wondered about this game. Does everyone just come out knowing how to play. To my surprise, the answer is "no." They are bad. I mean, starting bad. And they are also in the mid-50's to 70's. The course near my place has old people playing. Most of them are just picking it up like me, but I recall a golf pro walking an elderly lady through the motion of her swing. I am still shocked. I believed everyone who would go to the course would not embarrass themselves, like I was prepared to do, and suck. In fact, aside from the shants I constantly wear, I had the most consistent swing. It was a "Happy Gilmore" moment, I suppose. But I had no idea people were just...bad at this game.
There is a sense of joy that comes with something that comes fairly easy. Not like your Mom.
Just kidding.
No, that I picked something up faster than I expected. More baffled that people really suck at this game.
But I still stand by my incendiary statement. Regardless of how much the players make, or the billions in revenue from the same equipment (how many fucking clubs can a person own) or whatever, this is the lamest concept to deal with: put a small ball in a small hole with sticks. Funny, right?
I'll be the first to admit, I'm really bad at picking up new things. Slow really. When I first learned surfing, the instructor would scream at me that I was doing things wrong, until I caught the best wave of the day. Something tells me he became a surf instructor to hit on hot chicks. I would. It was horrible to go into panic mode in the water and then...when I caught a wave, it was like floating in air. A most amazing feeling.
I even grew up walking distance to the Kenwood Country Club in Cincinnati. Rich White dudes would play there. Well, rich anyone...but mostly it was rich White dudes. My high school best friend's Dad belonged to the club, and in the 1990's it was $25,000 to join. Can't imagine what it must be now. That reminds me...I don't recall if it's still there. I think they may have built a housing development there. On the back end of the course, was a VERY steep hill we'd go sledding. Country clubs is somewhat of an outdated term because to a LOT of people it meant "no Jews." Because to Anglo-Saxons, they blame them for killing Jesus.
I've always wondered about golf. How it would be such a dull activity. I went with my friend one time to caddy, the old rich White guy we caddied for was a old shitty shit. I probably could've smoked him in the game without even having picked up a club yet. Stingy jerk. Which is why old, rich and White always leaves me with a sickening feeling. They are the ones people associate with Republicans. In the old days anyway. Most of the new Republicans smile like Marie Osmond on meth. I prefer the new Black Conservatives. These people are fun shit talkers.
I digress.
Well, in L.A. I discovered there are public courses. My former co-worker invited me to play which I reluctantly accepted. Since I was bored and it was something to do.
We started at the driving range. So truth be told, I recall having a P.E. class where the teacher taught us how to hold and club and all that. I thought it was for rich Whitey, so I ignored her, for the most part. Apparently we had a golf team. Old money children went to our high school. I learned the basics and vowed to shit on this game for life.
Well, I still shit on golf, but I must say I actually took to it pretty well. Mostly because I don't take it seriously. Having NEVER played a course in my life we played a simple 9 hole course and was about 1 to 2 strokes over par (on average). Not bad for someone who has never played.
When you're out on the course, you tend to have time to look around as the other person is hitting or whatever they call it (stroking...sounds bad). Now I've always wondered about this game. Does everyone just come out knowing how to play. To my surprise, the answer is "no." They are bad. I mean, starting bad. And they are also in the mid-50's to 70's. The course near my place has old people playing. Most of them are just picking it up like me, but I recall a golf pro walking an elderly lady through the motion of her swing. I am still shocked. I believed everyone who would go to the course would not embarrass themselves, like I was prepared to do, and suck. In fact, aside from the shants I constantly wear, I had the most consistent swing. It was a "Happy Gilmore" moment, I suppose. But I had no idea people were just...bad at this game.
There is a sense of joy that comes with something that comes fairly easy. Not like your Mom.
Just kidding.
No, that I picked something up faster than I expected. More baffled that people really suck at this game.
But I still stand by my incendiary statement. Regardless of how much the players make, or the billions in revenue from the same equipment (how many fucking clubs can a person own) or whatever, this is the lamest concept to deal with: put a small ball in a small hole with sticks. Funny, right?
Monday, June 22, 2020
Keep Dreamin'
A young filmmaker whom I've been giving pointers at wants to make a feature film on celluloid film. I was incredibly impressed that someone so young wants to tackle this. Also, the fact that his motion picture tastes far exceed mine the artistic world (Tarkovsky and Bergman versus my Zucker Abrams Zucker library).
He made a very solid short film. Very much like an Alexander Payne film but set in Utah. People just surviving next to people who don't care and are bored. This should be its own genre.
So, when speaking of his feature, he made a comment that made me want to backhand and forehand him "I just need to get a really great producer"
My guts sank. I didn't have the heart to tell him that a) you need a script people care about b) that producer will talk you out of shooting on celluloid c) your dream won't be realized because you'll always be searching.
PRODUCERS find Directors NOT vice versa. The only time that really happens is if they are the same person. So if a person who wants to write AND direct, a producer can look at your material and want you to direct (next to never happens unless you fund it yourself). My gut sank for this other reason...he wants someone else to pay for his dream.
Folks...if I have to say anything about your efforts in life, it's this...NOTHING IS FREE. Get this socialist idea out of your arrogant heads. You aren't that dashing, smart or proven for ANYONE to care. Your name doesn't get people into theaters. Trust me, Hollywood has already gotten rid of real directors and replaced them with a committee. So what makes you think people think you are capable with THEIR money.
I wasn't about to tell him, what he really wanted was a unit production manager, which organizes the gear and maintains a lot of the nuts and bolts. The assistant director is actually typically friends with the producers. And you, as a director, are at the mercy of the project. Which isn't yours anymore.
He expounded that he wanted someone who would care about a project he wants to do as much as himself...I did get frosty at this point, enough to tell him not to hold his breath. People don't care. They care for a few things. Actors care that you make them look good. Writers care that you get their words right. Producers who will fund your movie? They want to make sure there's enough in it to recoup costs. And make a profit. It's a major gamble. Most people who make shorts who go on to features in low budget world make garbage. And I'm being kind. And the producer at his level probably knows less than shit to get anything done. Which means he'll be doing double the work. I don't discourage people to do this, but I am telling you what may happen.
But no one listens.
What he really wants is someone to give him money and they get out of his way (good luck with that). What he texted me next was "imagine what I can do with $500,000 what people are doing with $50 million?
I use to think like that.
He's not considering why things cost what they do. Unions.
You CANNOT make a certified theatrical movie without following the rules. Which means paying people properly. Well, maybe if you're in Utah. But no one cares about Utah. The topics that you tackle in your film are probably not that interesting and if you try to spike it with stunts and action your insurance goes up.
Now we go back to doing things on the sly. In Utah, that's probably doable. In Hollywood, forget it. Unless they're in rooms. These are things young people don't consider. Or probably care about. Other people's safety. Until their on the news being arraigned for manslaughter.
I digress. I steal shots all the time, but don't risk talent to do so. It's not worth it. It really isn't. And if you are waiting for a producer to cross all the T's and dot those I's, they will never do it to your satisfaction.
In closing, I told him "no one cares about your project more than you."
Which is a soft landing way of saying..."Do it yourself."
He made a very solid short film. Very much like an Alexander Payne film but set in Utah. People just surviving next to people who don't care and are bored. This should be its own genre.
So, when speaking of his feature, he made a comment that made me want to backhand and forehand him "I just need to get a really great producer"
My guts sank. I didn't have the heart to tell him that a) you need a script people care about b) that producer will talk you out of shooting on celluloid c) your dream won't be realized because you'll always be searching.
PRODUCERS find Directors NOT vice versa. The only time that really happens is if they are the same person. So if a person who wants to write AND direct, a producer can look at your material and want you to direct (next to never happens unless you fund it yourself). My gut sank for this other reason...he wants someone else to pay for his dream.
Folks...if I have to say anything about your efforts in life, it's this...NOTHING IS FREE. Get this socialist idea out of your arrogant heads. You aren't that dashing, smart or proven for ANYONE to care. Your name doesn't get people into theaters. Trust me, Hollywood has already gotten rid of real directors and replaced them with a committee. So what makes you think people think you are capable with THEIR money.
I wasn't about to tell him, what he really wanted was a unit production manager, which organizes the gear and maintains a lot of the nuts and bolts. The assistant director is actually typically friends with the producers. And you, as a director, are at the mercy of the project. Which isn't yours anymore.
He expounded that he wanted someone who would care about a project he wants to do as much as himself...I did get frosty at this point, enough to tell him not to hold his breath. People don't care. They care for a few things. Actors care that you make them look good. Writers care that you get their words right. Producers who will fund your movie? They want to make sure there's enough in it to recoup costs. And make a profit. It's a major gamble. Most people who make shorts who go on to features in low budget world make garbage. And I'm being kind. And the producer at his level probably knows less than shit to get anything done. Which means he'll be doing double the work. I don't discourage people to do this, but I am telling you what may happen.
But no one listens.
What he really wants is someone to give him money and they get out of his way (good luck with that). What he texted me next was "imagine what I can do with $500,000 what people are doing with $50 million?
I use to think like that.
He's not considering why things cost what they do. Unions.
You CANNOT make a certified theatrical movie without following the rules. Which means paying people properly. Well, maybe if you're in Utah. But no one cares about Utah. The topics that you tackle in your film are probably not that interesting and if you try to spike it with stunts and action your insurance goes up.
Now we go back to doing things on the sly. In Utah, that's probably doable. In Hollywood, forget it. Unless they're in rooms. These are things young people don't consider. Or probably care about. Other people's safety. Until their on the news being arraigned for manslaughter.
I digress. I steal shots all the time, but don't risk talent to do so. It's not worth it. It really isn't. And if you are waiting for a producer to cross all the T's and dot those I's, they will never do it to your satisfaction.
In closing, I told him "no one cares about your project more than you."
Which is a soft landing way of saying..."Do it yourself."
Occupy Seattle
I haven't read too much about this other than a few city blocks of Seattle have been taken over by Anti-Fa. Which has been labeled a terrorist group by the government.
The police haven't shut them down. Seattle seems to be that painfully "progressive" town that claims it should keep itself weird. Like Austin, Portland and so forth. A great concept if they could sustain actual autonomy from America. Seattle also has the highest suicide rate.
My friend lives in Seattle and she and her family are probably the real people who live there. Hard working, young and just want to let society thrive. I sense, the last time we spoke, that the "progressive" state of that town lends itself to their speed of living. Organic foods and open minds. Except if you're a conservative. You have to go to the outskirts to find the real supremacists. Deep in the nasty woods, much like West Virginia, is where you find these mountain people. They've created their own militia, much like this occupation.
Do I think the government should go in and clear this space out? Yes. It shows that their leaders allow anarchy rule. And it has nothing to do with Black Lives Matter. Which is funny because EVERYONE throws your grievances on top of them. LGBTQ and Anti-Fa have tossed their efforts in with BLM because they get more traction now. How funny.
So, you can't just take over someone's property and live like you own it. These are squatters. And the Seattle mayor needs to grow some balls and take of the issue before it REALLY gets out of hand. Don't make your emotions get the better of you.
The police haven't shut them down. Seattle seems to be that painfully "progressive" town that claims it should keep itself weird. Like Austin, Portland and so forth. A great concept if they could sustain actual autonomy from America. Seattle also has the highest suicide rate.
My friend lives in Seattle and she and her family are probably the real people who live there. Hard working, young and just want to let society thrive. I sense, the last time we spoke, that the "progressive" state of that town lends itself to their speed of living. Organic foods and open minds. Except if you're a conservative. You have to go to the outskirts to find the real supremacists. Deep in the nasty woods, much like West Virginia, is where you find these mountain people. They've created their own militia, much like this occupation.
Do I think the government should go in and clear this space out? Yes. It shows that their leaders allow anarchy rule. And it has nothing to do with Black Lives Matter. Which is funny because EVERYONE throws your grievances on top of them. LGBTQ and Anti-Fa have tossed their efforts in with BLM because they get more traction now. How funny.
So, you can't just take over someone's property and live like you own it. These are squatters. And the Seattle mayor needs to grow some balls and take of the issue before it REALLY gets out of hand. Don't make your emotions get the better of you.
Sunday, June 21, 2020
Happy Father's Day
I'm very lucky to have a cool Dad who beat the odds in America and did just as good for himself and us as most Americans who were born in this country have done. That's an amazing accomplishment when I think about the entitled people I see daily who can't or, rather...won't.
America is great. And my Pop knew it. Maybe he was sold on the propaganda, but man was it better to be raised in wide open Ohio than to crowded loud Taiwan.
Taiwan is a BEAUTIFUL country, but there are too many restrictions there that exists simply because it is an island. For the most part, it is a third world country. More comfortable living in the modern city than the country. Though, the solitude of the country is very nice too. The last time I was there there were even more restrictions which have made Taiwan more comfortable.
But my Pop was raised there when it was all farm and island. Similar to Hawaii in the sense that it's tropical.
Any way, I often think about my Pop in times of stress. He has wisdom. From Buddhist teachings. I think I get my spiritual questioning side from him.
Great dude...I wish all you Father's out there a happy one. We typically get the shaft.
America is great. And my Pop knew it. Maybe he was sold on the propaganda, but man was it better to be raised in wide open Ohio than to crowded loud Taiwan.
Taiwan is a BEAUTIFUL country, but there are too many restrictions there that exists simply because it is an island. For the most part, it is a third world country. More comfortable living in the modern city than the country. Though, the solitude of the country is very nice too. The last time I was there there were even more restrictions which have made Taiwan more comfortable.
But my Pop was raised there when it was all farm and island. Similar to Hawaii in the sense that it's tropical.
Any way, I often think about my Pop in times of stress. He has wisdom. From Buddhist teachings. I think I get my spiritual questioning side from him.
Great dude...I wish all you Father's out there a happy one. We typically get the shaft.
White Leftists
White Lefties are the Klan who got lost in the woods.
By now everyone knows that the Democrats started the Ku Klux Klan.
It's part of their history, so it's no surprise when they want to eradicate all evidence to this information. Like statues or pop culture brands. A White Lefty has no idea the damage they are doing.
See, Malcolm X was the one who said it best... “The white liberal differs from the white conservative in one way. The liberal is more deceitful and hypocritical than the conservatives. Both want power. But, the white liberal has perfected the art of posing as the negro’s (sic) friend and benefactor.” He accused the liberals of using the black Americans as ‘political pawns’ in their political struggle against the conservatives."
Want to know why the Democrats want borders opened? It's so they can get the new votes for the lost ones from Blacks turning Conservatives when they figure they are on the Leftist plantation.
I've been around White Leftist who believe they are doing the right thing. And in their hearts I am certain they feel that way. But they have a massive blind spot. And that is, they also treat anyone not the same color as them as inferior. They chalk it up to a lack of intellect or being well educated. These are assumptions a White Leftists feels towards their brown or black counterpart. Their "privilege" as they put it is that they already have an advantage simply being born white. When a person of sun kissed sees this, they should question why THEY feel this way. That they are advantages. Most won't understand. Or are too angry with their political stances to even see this. Because they see "oppressive" behavior where there is none. What brother Malcolm was saying (even though he was a filthy Muslim) is that the White Lefty uses this as a way to first subjugate a person of color, draw lines to show where they stand as a virtuous podium and abandon them when the cause moves on. EVERY four years you see this. The Black community is being used by the Left. And they are constantly going for it. Which is proving the Left correct. This is the superiority they speak of. A White Leftist believes that their support or fight for a cause will fill a gap in their own empty lives. And that the Black man will hoist them upon their shoulders as heroes. A Leftist dream doesn't stop there. It's for every an all (supposed) oppressed people. This is why they ignore the Asians.
Now you may wonder how you can't help oppressed people if they need help.
People who don't help themselves are incapable of help. This is FACT. Nature allows no species who can't no find ways to exist to die out. Happens with every species. Humans are the only ones who believe that you can drag (perceived) this society up and this will inspire. This is folly.
The modern Leftist believe they are doing good by handing out assistance. This does not come for free. Someone will pay for it. Regardless of where our resources stand. Most do not require much at all, yet we believe our lives to be so superior that you must surely want to live our existence. There is the arrogance of the Left that I couldn't stand. The modern Leftist freely offers your assistance while they live in the most bourgeois lifestyle. The two most outspoken Leftist I knew out here both bought houses in Los Angeles. If you know property prices in Southern California, you would see the dichotomy.
The Leftist is not working man's friend nor are they friends of the Black community. They are elitist who strong arm false concepts of oppression so they can oppress. They use any means to gain those goals. They will glad hand you until you are of no use. The modern Lefty are the most blind when it comes to race relations because they simply believe us to be helpless to their intellect. And that the minute you express a differing opinion, or one that doesn't follow their delusion, they are the quickest to shut out your thoughts (has happened to me on many occasions) because it would mean allowing new information to consider with their old ones.
By now everyone knows that the Democrats started the Ku Klux Klan.
It's part of their history, so it's no surprise when they want to eradicate all evidence to this information. Like statues or pop culture brands. A White Lefty has no idea the damage they are doing.
See, Malcolm X was the one who said it best... “The white liberal differs from the white conservative in one way. The liberal is more deceitful and hypocritical than the conservatives. Both want power. But, the white liberal has perfected the art of posing as the negro’s (sic) friend and benefactor.” He accused the liberals of using the black Americans as ‘political pawns’ in their political struggle against the conservatives."
Want to know why the Democrats want borders opened? It's so they can get the new votes for the lost ones from Blacks turning Conservatives when they figure they are on the Leftist plantation.
I've been around White Leftist who believe they are doing the right thing. And in their hearts I am certain they feel that way. But they have a massive blind spot. And that is, they also treat anyone not the same color as them as inferior. They chalk it up to a lack of intellect or being well educated. These are assumptions a White Leftists feels towards their brown or black counterpart. Their "privilege" as they put it is that they already have an advantage simply being born white. When a person of sun kissed sees this, they should question why THEY feel this way. That they are advantages. Most won't understand. Or are too angry with their political stances to even see this. Because they see "oppressive" behavior where there is none. What brother Malcolm was saying (even though he was a filthy Muslim) is that the White Lefty uses this as a way to first subjugate a person of color, draw lines to show where they stand as a virtuous podium and abandon them when the cause moves on. EVERY four years you see this. The Black community is being used by the Left. And they are constantly going for it. Which is proving the Left correct. This is the superiority they speak of. A White Leftist believes that their support or fight for a cause will fill a gap in their own empty lives. And that the Black man will hoist them upon their shoulders as heroes. A Leftist dream doesn't stop there. It's for every an all (supposed) oppressed people. This is why they ignore the Asians.
Now you may wonder how you can't help oppressed people if they need help.
People who don't help themselves are incapable of help. This is FACT. Nature allows no species who can't no find ways to exist to die out. Happens with every species. Humans are the only ones who believe that you can drag (perceived) this society up and this will inspire. This is folly.
The modern Leftist believe they are doing good by handing out assistance. This does not come for free. Someone will pay for it. Regardless of where our resources stand. Most do not require much at all, yet we believe our lives to be so superior that you must surely want to live our existence. There is the arrogance of the Left that I couldn't stand. The modern Leftist freely offers your assistance while they live in the most bourgeois lifestyle. The two most outspoken Leftist I knew out here both bought houses in Los Angeles. If you know property prices in Southern California, you would see the dichotomy.
The Leftist is not working man's friend nor are they friends of the Black community. They are elitist who strong arm false concepts of oppression so they can oppress. They use any means to gain those goals. They will glad hand you until you are of no use. The modern Lefty are the most blind when it comes to race relations because they simply believe us to be helpless to their intellect. And that the minute you express a differing opinion, or one that doesn't follow their delusion, they are the quickest to shut out your thoughts (has happened to me on many occasions) because it would mean allowing new information to consider with their old ones.
Saturday, June 20, 2020
Celebrities
The funny thing about ANY fame, is that it is fairly easier in life these days to obtain it. You have the right body and allure and something of a talent (makeup tips, political talk,...) you will have an audience and people will find a way to meet you.
When I first got to Hollywood, fame was very elusive to most. No social media that had mass reach. We had a sniff of things like YouTube, but wasn't fast enough yet to make your own channel. They were mostly made up of clips like "America's Funniest Home Videos" Jackasses doing jackassery stuff.
My roommate at the time (who also made the treacherous drive out west with me from Ohio) scored an intern gig with Andy Dick. At the time, Andy was pretty famous. Mostly famous for being infamous. As the beginning of when bad behavior built celebrity. Paris Hilton was at the top of that list. A sex tape made her famous. She can protest all she wants, it is how ridiculous our business is.
Any way, I've hung out with Andy a few times, just to hang out. He was pleasant to me, but somehow was also removed. His nasally voice tapped into a great character he'd play in many shows and movies. Very recognizable as Paul Lynde-lite. I liked Andy. He didn't do stupid things in front of me. Never saw the drug use he's been accused of. Lived in West Hollywood.
My roommate also had some odd tasks. He would schedule his concert shows. Andy had a "band" that played shows. Essentially it was just Andy spewing out all the hate for having a last name like "Dick." My roommate would coordinate that. It grew into an odd family. There was this one time, my roommates asked me to come with him to serve a restraining order against a fan. Apparently Andy had a lot of fucked up stalker fans who thought he owed them something. I was really excited because I didn't know what it meant, but was told sometimes these things turned south fast.
So we got the address and hopped into his busted 90's Toyota Camry and sped off to Hollywood proper. On the way, we started going over what we were going to say "you've been served, bitch!" was very popular. But clearly that would create the tension we didn't want.
The place was a two tiered dilapidated apartment complex. Powdered blue with (what use to be white trim). An arbor on the side overgrew with ivy and what looked to be an entrance to a driveway at one point. The support beams around were rotting in place and when we pulled up, I thought it looked like the building was sagging on one side...
...it looked grand at one point, but time and poor maintenance destroyed it. This was a place that had squatter types.
I had brought a bat (for some reason, I thought this was gonna be like "Hunter"). With court order in hand, my roommate and I beelined towards the front door, bat in my hand (I have no idea what I was thinking)
We exchanged looks. And he knocked. Nothing.
He knocked again. And I shot him a smirk. Is this a bad address?
Suddenly, an odd stomping noise. Like we'd waken someone up. The door opened the length of the chain, and the man behind the door was who we never expected:
It was a large burly Black man. He wiped the sleep from his eyes. And my roommate asked him if he was the name of the man on the order. He acknowledge he was. My roommate shoved the order towards him. Instinctively he took it. He seemed reserved, as if he was served plenty of times. He eyed my bat, and checked a snort. What the Hell was I planning on doing, he probably thought. And we darted towards the Camry. My roommate and I just started going through all the scenarios that could happen. Or we heard happen when serving people with restraining orders. And we laughed our balls off. This was real life. Not some ridiculous movie scenario.
When we got back to Andy's house, he didn't even ask about it.
When I first got to Hollywood, fame was very elusive to most. No social media that had mass reach. We had a sniff of things like YouTube, but wasn't fast enough yet to make your own channel. They were mostly made up of clips like "America's Funniest Home Videos" Jackasses doing jackassery stuff.
My roommate at the time (who also made the treacherous drive out west with me from Ohio) scored an intern gig with Andy Dick. At the time, Andy was pretty famous. Mostly famous for being infamous. As the beginning of when bad behavior built celebrity. Paris Hilton was at the top of that list. A sex tape made her famous. She can protest all she wants, it is how ridiculous our business is.
Any way, I've hung out with Andy a few times, just to hang out. He was pleasant to me, but somehow was also removed. His nasally voice tapped into a great character he'd play in many shows and movies. Very recognizable as Paul Lynde-lite. I liked Andy. He didn't do stupid things in front of me. Never saw the drug use he's been accused of. Lived in West Hollywood.
My roommate also had some odd tasks. He would schedule his concert shows. Andy had a "band" that played shows. Essentially it was just Andy spewing out all the hate for having a last name like "Dick." My roommate would coordinate that. It grew into an odd family. There was this one time, my roommates asked me to come with him to serve a restraining order against a fan. Apparently Andy had a lot of fucked up stalker fans who thought he owed them something. I was really excited because I didn't know what it meant, but was told sometimes these things turned south fast.
So we got the address and hopped into his busted 90's Toyota Camry and sped off to Hollywood proper. On the way, we started going over what we were going to say "you've been served, bitch!" was very popular. But clearly that would create the tension we didn't want.
The place was a two tiered dilapidated apartment complex. Powdered blue with (what use to be white trim). An arbor on the side overgrew with ivy and what looked to be an entrance to a driveway at one point. The support beams around were rotting in place and when we pulled up, I thought it looked like the building was sagging on one side...
...it looked grand at one point, but time and poor maintenance destroyed it. This was a place that had squatter types.
I had brought a bat (for some reason, I thought this was gonna be like "Hunter"). With court order in hand, my roommate and I beelined towards the front door, bat in my hand (I have no idea what I was thinking)
We exchanged looks. And he knocked. Nothing.
He knocked again. And I shot him a smirk. Is this a bad address?
Suddenly, an odd stomping noise. Like we'd waken someone up. The door opened the length of the chain, and the man behind the door was who we never expected:
It was a large burly Black man. He wiped the sleep from his eyes. And my roommate asked him if he was the name of the man on the order. He acknowledge he was. My roommate shoved the order towards him. Instinctively he took it. He seemed reserved, as if he was served plenty of times. He eyed my bat, and checked a snort. What the Hell was I planning on doing, he probably thought. And we darted towards the Camry. My roommate and I just started going through all the scenarios that could happen. Or we heard happen when serving people with restraining orders. And we laughed our balls off. This was real life. Not some ridiculous movie scenario.
When we got back to Andy's house, he didn't even ask about it.
Friday, June 19, 2020
Black Conservatives
I've been following a lot of Black conservatives on social media these days. Much less angrier than Asian conservatives. And less bigoted.
Black conservatives are very successful people as well. Not because they Uncle Tom'd their way into the the house from the field, but because they viewed the American Dream as something attainable REGARDLESS of your skin color. Asian conservatives are just borderline White supremacists. It's in our nature to claim superiority. Regardless of how silly we sound. Like now.
Any way, I followed the Hodge Twins for over a decade when they were making workout videos. Since I was just starting my own workout regime past 40 years, they had great tips. They're funnier than shit too:
...and everyone accuses them of being sell outs.
Like me, all we're preaching is "Don't let your fucking color of your skin or slant of your eye be the determining factor that people are out to get you" Stop fucking being a victim. I did it throughout my youth. It was everyone's fault but mine. That's what I sounded like. Today, the Left have it made it about guilt and shame. I had a very odd conversation about this with a White friend (female). Leftist. I told her, what these two have said...if you claim you have privilege, it means you already think you're better than me. Now, granted that ISN'T the intention, it's just guilt, but shit...do they NOT see this?
She steadfastly holds onto that belief that she is doing the right thing. And that I'm not White so I don't see the shame or guilt within them.
Boy, I hope not. Apologizing for something you aren't, have not, ever done. Ever. These are truly nice people who are just REALLY guilt ridden by past deeds of...neckbearded prospectors, I guess. That everything is oppressive. And by admitting this privilege you've somehow drawn light to it. Okay, makes you feel better. But it does DICK for the Black folk, other than to say you support them. Okay...which one? Which Black folk? The drunken Black child abuser? Or the meth addicted Black man? Or the three Black boys who murdered a young Black woman? That the lives that matter?
You have your priorities wrong and probably better off remaining silent. Because these patronizing memes are making you look MORE racist.
You have nothing to be guilty for, in this case. Be guilty for cheating on your spouse, or your taxes or being a shitty person to friends. Don't segregate an entire group and claim you have it better than them. Because that is textbook racism (not bigotry, since this is DEEP mental claims of superiority).
You are trying to change biology...people WILL see skin color and make their judgement based on THEIR experience. You can't change that.
And also...shouldn't you be into science?
Black conservatives are very successful people as well. Not because they Uncle Tom'd their way into the the house from the field, but because they viewed the American Dream as something attainable REGARDLESS of your skin color. Asian conservatives are just borderline White supremacists. It's in our nature to claim superiority. Regardless of how silly we sound. Like now.
Any way, I followed the Hodge Twins for over a decade when they were making workout videos. Since I was just starting my own workout regime past 40 years, they had great tips. They're funnier than shit too:
Like me, all we're preaching is "Don't let your fucking color of your skin or slant of your eye be the determining factor that people are out to get you" Stop fucking being a victim. I did it throughout my youth. It was everyone's fault but mine. That's what I sounded like. Today, the Left have it made it about guilt and shame. I had a very odd conversation about this with a White friend (female). Leftist. I told her, what these two have said...if you claim you have privilege, it means you already think you're better than me. Now, granted that ISN'T the intention, it's just guilt, but shit...do they NOT see this?
She steadfastly holds onto that belief that she is doing the right thing. And that I'm not White so I don't see the shame or guilt within them.
Boy, I hope not. Apologizing for something you aren't, have not, ever done. Ever. These are truly nice people who are just REALLY guilt ridden by past deeds of...neckbearded prospectors, I guess. That everything is oppressive. And by admitting this privilege you've somehow drawn light to it. Okay, makes you feel better. But it does DICK for the Black folk, other than to say you support them. Okay...which one? Which Black folk? The drunken Black child abuser? Or the meth addicted Black man? Or the three Black boys who murdered a young Black woman? That the lives that matter?
You have your priorities wrong and probably better off remaining silent. Because these patronizing memes are making you look MORE racist.
You have nothing to be guilty for, in this case. Be guilty for cheating on your spouse, or your taxes or being a shitty person to friends. Don't segregate an entire group and claim you have it better than them. Because that is textbook racism (not bigotry, since this is DEEP mental claims of superiority).
You are trying to change biology...people WILL see skin color and make their judgement based on THEIR experience. You can't change that.
And also...shouldn't you be into science?
Thursday, June 18, 2020
Garbage Trash People
Do you feel the world is full of garbage trash people?
I don't.
Though it's funny how people try to convince me that it is, and that I am naive.
I think if you've lived through abuse, you have this world perspective.
Don't trust anyone and everyone will turn on you.
That is hard living.
I trust people. Most of the time. I found that in Hollywood, it's near difficult to share anything with anyone here whom you can trust, because they're all emotional wrecks. And will use this knowledge to attack you. This is an information dump, so I'm sure my laundry is being shared with others to their amusement. Which is great, if I can entertain, that's what I'm here for.
Though, it's probably not a bright idea to talk shit about anyone. Especially about people who know other people. This town has a lot of people, but the business is also miniscule.
I don't give a shit about "the industry" anyway. I earn enough to do my own thing, and feel a great deal of freedom here. For others, they have to pretend LONG after cameras stop rolling. I can understand how many turn to substances. I did. But for other reasons.
I think we size people up too fast in this town. In the midwest, we don't have that passing moments. If you seem cool and can hang out, you just...hung out. In Hollywood, your relationships last as long as a pitch. And they could even discount you for your stupid looking face. That's how quick and dismissive this town is.
Unfortunately, this overlaps into your own life. You tend to brush away people quicker. "Size them up" for who they are. Most of the time, it may give you the illusion you can read people. Which you can't. Everyone is SO different. Seriously. You have a better chance reading the intentions of a billy goat than another human. Because we are dynamic. And strange. They may look like someone you know, but don't act like that person. So you're perplexed. These are the judgements and labels that is hard for anyone to shake. Regardless of how educated you are. And, I'd like to continue to add, the dumbest people in the world went to college and got indoctrinated with stupidity. Just because you went to college DOES NOT make you smart. A lot of people are throwing this around now to lord it over Americans. This is the most retarded thing I've ever heard.
These are the same people who think the world is full of garbage trash people.
I don't.
Though it's funny how people try to convince me that it is, and that I am naive.
I think if you've lived through abuse, you have this world perspective.
Don't trust anyone and everyone will turn on you.
That is hard living.
I trust people. Most of the time. I found that in Hollywood, it's near difficult to share anything with anyone here whom you can trust, because they're all emotional wrecks. And will use this knowledge to attack you. This is an information dump, so I'm sure my laundry is being shared with others to their amusement. Which is great, if I can entertain, that's what I'm here for.
Though, it's probably not a bright idea to talk shit about anyone. Especially about people who know other people. This town has a lot of people, but the business is also miniscule.
I don't give a shit about "the industry" anyway. I earn enough to do my own thing, and feel a great deal of freedom here. For others, they have to pretend LONG after cameras stop rolling. I can understand how many turn to substances. I did. But for other reasons.
I think we size people up too fast in this town. In the midwest, we don't have that passing moments. If you seem cool and can hang out, you just...hung out. In Hollywood, your relationships last as long as a pitch. And they could even discount you for your stupid looking face. That's how quick and dismissive this town is.
Unfortunately, this overlaps into your own life. You tend to brush away people quicker. "Size them up" for who they are. Most of the time, it may give you the illusion you can read people. Which you can't. Everyone is SO different. Seriously. You have a better chance reading the intentions of a billy goat than another human. Because we are dynamic. And strange. They may look like someone you know, but don't act like that person. So you're perplexed. These are the judgements and labels that is hard for anyone to shake. Regardless of how educated you are. And, I'd like to continue to add, the dumbest people in the world went to college and got indoctrinated with stupidity. Just because you went to college DOES NOT make you smart. A lot of people are throwing this around now to lord it over Americans. This is the most retarded thing I've ever heard.
These are the same people who think the world is full of garbage trash people.
White Guilt And Shame
Do you, White folks, feel shame and guilt over your past?
Why?
Anyone who is living now, owned zero slaves and just want to go to work and provide for their family. Would you even have time to be racist?
The answer to most of you guys is, you shouldn't. And that's not just me doling out permission, because I'm not Black. But a lot of Black folk want you to have a taste of what it must feel like to be oppressed. Or sense of it. Why? They know it was terrible to begin with. Whatever small micro-aggression they faced in college. I faced them too. Small slights. I told one recently on Facebook about an old roommate. I don't even remember being that furious back then. In the early 90's people seemed to ignore rabble rousers but today, they are the sole voice. I must've been ahead of my time. Except instead of sticking around to fight, I ran. Which, I don't consider cowardly...at the time. But I was more focused on how much of a loser I felt that school work and combating campus bigotry couldn't be balanced.
Just kidding. I sucked it up. Because, as tough lovers will say..."people are shitty."
In this case, most people are shitty people but good to your face. The social media and internet has made people more transparent or rather, we presume people to be shittier. We also think we know how people think behind closed doors. The ones on the street "protesting" are doing so in trying to show the world they are not racist. Those who speak the loudest are probably THE most racist. And some recognize this and still need to change. It's a busted shame cycle. Which I feel sorry for the ones stuck in it.
You Huh-White who feel bad about what your people did probably didn't even have relatives in the Civil War. Think about how long it's been. Most of your grandparents aren't from the United States. That's two generations behind. You want to bear the cross of the people who you don't even know. That's sensitive but dumb.
We know you need to prove to your Black friends you stand by them. Cool. But most Black friends aren't victims. Don't want you to see them as victims and are amused you even think they feel victimized. Surprise, they're human, like you.
Shame works only if you apply it to improve yourself, not to preach to others what you've learned. You don't speak for them. You shouldn't apologize for something you didn't do.
Why?
Anyone who is living now, owned zero slaves and just want to go to work and provide for their family. Would you even have time to be racist?
The answer to most of you guys is, you shouldn't. And that's not just me doling out permission, because I'm not Black. But a lot of Black folk want you to have a taste of what it must feel like to be oppressed. Or sense of it. Why? They know it was terrible to begin with. Whatever small micro-aggression they faced in college. I faced them too. Small slights. I told one recently on Facebook about an old roommate. I don't even remember being that furious back then. In the early 90's people seemed to ignore rabble rousers but today, they are the sole voice. I must've been ahead of my time. Except instead of sticking around to fight, I ran. Which, I don't consider cowardly...at the time. But I was more focused on how much of a loser I felt that school work and combating campus bigotry couldn't be balanced.
Just kidding. I sucked it up. Because, as tough lovers will say..."people are shitty."
In this case, most people are shitty people but good to your face. The social media and internet has made people more transparent or rather, we presume people to be shittier. We also think we know how people think behind closed doors. The ones on the street "protesting" are doing so in trying to show the world they are not racist. Those who speak the loudest are probably THE most racist. And some recognize this and still need to change. It's a busted shame cycle. Which I feel sorry for the ones stuck in it.
You Huh-White who feel bad about what your people did probably didn't even have relatives in the Civil War. Think about how long it's been. Most of your grandparents aren't from the United States. That's two generations behind. You want to bear the cross of the people who you don't even know. That's sensitive but dumb.
We know you need to prove to your Black friends you stand by them. Cool. But most Black friends aren't victims. Don't want you to see them as victims and are amused you even think they feel victimized. Surprise, they're human, like you.
Shame works only if you apply it to improve yourself, not to preach to others what you've learned. You don't speak for them. You shouldn't apologize for something you didn't do.
Black Privilege
Woo..
Got into a heated back and forth with a Black dude in regards to race. Well, let me re-phrase, he threw a temper tantrum belittled by ethnicity and then had the balls to play victim.
Black privilege?
Took a lot of strength not to put him in his place. No, you fucking racists, NOT the plantation. Only that he is exercising what we all take for granted. The ability to spaz out. Eventually I talked this fool down from a ledge and extended brotherly love and peace. Was actually proud of myself for de-escalating the situation. More upset that this guy is going to spend the rest of his life an abused injured animal, unheard by anyone and always the victim.
Black victims are the worse. Is this racist? No. Victims with no crime are ALWAYS the worse. No wait, Malcolm X said it, White Liberals are the worst. They come deceiving you with false promises, and an inherent sense of superiority that they are needed.
So I was thinking about Dave Chappelle's latest special. I don't have Netflix so I didn't watch it. This is no comment on his statements. Love Chappelle, love that he recorded it in Dayton, OH. Love that he adopted Ohio as a place to raise their multicultural children. Love that I am now going to stop using the term "multicultural." Because I am now certain THAT is the problem.
To segregate our minds to say, you have "Black privilege" or they have "White privilege" is the problem. To be frank, we are America in Americans and we have American privilege. The man above, whom I mentioned threw a fit, screamed in all caps (obviously mentally ill as well) that that's great that I don't see color but the U.S. certainly does.
First off, I never said I didn't see color. But I can imagine how he could assume that. I am now saying "I see color, what I choose to do with that information is up to me." EVERYONE sees color. As it should be.
So Dave's special irked me, again, NOT about the content, but Dave seems to pop up at the strangest most uncivil moments in America and sort of stir the pot for us to laugh at. I seemed this time, it wasn't to have a laugh. It was darker. Something less...buoyant about his delivery. And yeah, I doubt he cares, but it got me thinking...Dave has NO material if it isn't race based. His entire career has been predicated on our inability to get along. He's rich now so I doubt he cares, but if tomorrow racism just ended, would be even be a comedian anymore? I wonder that about a LOT of Black comedians. Would we be able to drop the "Black" part and just be comedians. How would their material change if it weren't about to draw comparisons? How would comedy change? Richard Pryor was the best at it. He dipped his toe in both worlds and saw some deep dark evil that he hid through comedy. His stories were sometimes about race, but mostly about how he grew up. I think this is timeless. I wonder about if Black comedians even want things to change. What would they talk about that White people could relate to? Oh right...we'd finally discover we aren't that different. Raising families and such. Politics will always be different. But race relations never will change. And comedians are grateful for that. IF they aren't they're liars. And if White comedians think otherwise, like they believe Black comedians will be fine without race jokes, remember...there isn't a Black Mitch Hedberg.
Got into a heated back and forth with a Black dude in regards to race. Well, let me re-phrase, he threw a temper tantrum belittled by ethnicity and then had the balls to play victim.
Black privilege?
Took a lot of strength not to put him in his place. No, you fucking racists, NOT the plantation. Only that he is exercising what we all take for granted. The ability to spaz out. Eventually I talked this fool down from a ledge and extended brotherly love and peace. Was actually proud of myself for de-escalating the situation. More upset that this guy is going to spend the rest of his life an abused injured animal, unheard by anyone and always the victim.
Black victims are the worse. Is this racist? No. Victims with no crime are ALWAYS the worse. No wait, Malcolm X said it, White Liberals are the worst. They come deceiving you with false promises, and an inherent sense of superiority that they are needed.
So I was thinking about Dave Chappelle's latest special. I don't have Netflix so I didn't watch it. This is no comment on his statements. Love Chappelle, love that he recorded it in Dayton, OH. Love that he adopted Ohio as a place to raise their multicultural children. Love that I am now going to stop using the term "multicultural." Because I am now certain THAT is the problem.
To segregate our minds to say, you have "Black privilege" or they have "White privilege" is the problem. To be frank, we are America in Americans and we have American privilege. The man above, whom I mentioned threw a fit, screamed in all caps (obviously mentally ill as well) that that's great that I don't see color but the U.S. certainly does.
First off, I never said I didn't see color. But I can imagine how he could assume that. I am now saying "I see color, what I choose to do with that information is up to me." EVERYONE sees color. As it should be.
So Dave's special irked me, again, NOT about the content, but Dave seems to pop up at the strangest most uncivil moments in America and sort of stir the pot for us to laugh at. I seemed this time, it wasn't to have a laugh. It was darker. Something less...buoyant about his delivery. And yeah, I doubt he cares, but it got me thinking...Dave has NO material if it isn't race based. His entire career has been predicated on our inability to get along. He's rich now so I doubt he cares, but if tomorrow racism just ended, would be even be a comedian anymore? I wonder that about a LOT of Black comedians. Would we be able to drop the "Black" part and just be comedians. How would their material change if it weren't about to draw comparisons? How would comedy change? Richard Pryor was the best at it. He dipped his toe in both worlds and saw some deep dark evil that he hid through comedy. His stories were sometimes about race, but mostly about how he grew up. I think this is timeless. I wonder about if Black comedians even want things to change. What would they talk about that White people could relate to? Oh right...we'd finally discover we aren't that different. Raising families and such. Politics will always be different. But race relations never will change. And comedians are grateful for that. IF they aren't they're liars. And if White comedians think otherwise, like they believe Black comedians will be fine without race jokes, remember...there isn't a Black Mitch Hedberg.
Tuesday, June 16, 2020
Young Filmmakers
I had a Mother reach out to me recently and ask what she could do for her 16 year old son who makes films but wants to know the next step to working in the business.
This is a slippery slope. She told me her son got a film into a festival but didn't win and was upset.
Since, reaching out I've expressed this one thought: festivals are useless.
Sorry, they are. And there are more and more every year. Not so much now. But there are.
What festivals do is give the people who need to showcase their movies a chance, and everyone else is funding it. In a festival runner's mind, it's a tax on stupid movies. Seriously, I wish I could pay idiots to watch crap.
Festivals is political. I'm not unveiling anything you probably haven't already suspected. It's a sham.
So, how does one get their movies seen. Well, to be honest, this is where the opposite of what you got into this business for.
You need to work.
And work for free.
Here's what I suggested to the Mother. IF he can...again IF, I would tell him to intern somewhere. A director's rep agency is a GREAT place to start. Because you meet some pretty cool directors (you meet some real shitbags too, as my internship at A Band Apart had many). But it is boring paper shuffling and taking lunch orders...you know...work.
And the more he gets experienced in making films the more you realize what idiots we all are working in movies. Seriously, a 16 year old kid could do circles around directors my age. David Fincher likes to think he's technically proficient, but he's just an anal asshat. Like we all are. That doesn't mean you deserve to be David Fincher, in fact, you're lack of rise will most likely make you HATE David Fincher. And get a sense of entitlement. It's all psychological. In the acting world, plenty of people who have sponsors (rich parents) who will outlast you from bad movie to bad movie. Paying for their reel. Yet, you toil in the trenches KNOWING you are much more talented but they move up. Makes you really not care. This is the failing of most.
I also suggested working at a camera rental place. It's the best way to get your hands on gear and know how it's used. A place like Panavision works you like the old samurai ways. Makes you clean cases with green spray shit until your hands bleed to make sure this is what you want. THEN you move up to loading the crates. They want to separate your desire to do something and want (presumably) the best. Some people just like cleaning crates. There's those people too. I am one of those people.
Also you meet people who work. They will take you on set if you're not some fucked up weirdo. They love showing the ins and outs of movies (they did when I was interning anyway). Find a mentor and shadow that person. They will be flattered. HOWEVER, don't be looking for that guy's job. That's retarded. Look beyond. The tech you shadow probably has been working for a long time and may feed you bitter angry ideas (like I would) but listen to what the person is saying in between, and learn it your way. People who have been working here forever are smart about the business. Simply because they finally are resigned to know it's a business. But they're also cutthroat when it comes to the business because they've learned no one is your friend. Friendships in Hollywood are messy. You have the directors who need to use other people in roles and actors who feel shitty about not getting certain roles that were promised. Or...a lot of angry politics. And you never hear about those.
You wonder why they abuse substances.
Also, when people go to the parties...meeeehhhhh...you kind have to know why you're going. Too many people attend parties thinking they just can be seen or heard and they'll meet someone. Typically, a writer's party are silent eyes of judgement. It's their job to observe. A roomful of screenwriters have nothing to write about. Because it's about observation.
Anyway, not to lead some ugly truth to someone starting out, but reality is reality. And as the lines are blurring more and more about what platform things can be watched on, celebrity loses a little of its shine.
This is a slippery slope. She told me her son got a film into a festival but didn't win and was upset.
Since, reaching out I've expressed this one thought: festivals are useless.
Sorry, they are. And there are more and more every year. Not so much now. But there are.
What festivals do is give the people who need to showcase their movies a chance, and everyone else is funding it. In a festival runner's mind, it's a tax on stupid movies. Seriously, I wish I could pay idiots to watch crap.
Festivals is political. I'm not unveiling anything you probably haven't already suspected. It's a sham.
So, how does one get their movies seen. Well, to be honest, this is where the opposite of what you got into this business for.
You need to work.
And work for free.
Here's what I suggested to the Mother. IF he can...again IF, I would tell him to intern somewhere. A director's rep agency is a GREAT place to start. Because you meet some pretty cool directors (you meet some real shitbags too, as my internship at A Band Apart had many). But it is boring paper shuffling and taking lunch orders...you know...work.
And the more he gets experienced in making films the more you realize what idiots we all are working in movies. Seriously, a 16 year old kid could do circles around directors my age. David Fincher likes to think he's technically proficient, but he's just an anal asshat. Like we all are. That doesn't mean you deserve to be David Fincher, in fact, you're lack of rise will most likely make you HATE David Fincher. And get a sense of entitlement. It's all psychological. In the acting world, plenty of people who have sponsors (rich parents) who will outlast you from bad movie to bad movie. Paying for their reel. Yet, you toil in the trenches KNOWING you are much more talented but they move up. Makes you really not care. This is the failing of most.
I also suggested working at a camera rental place. It's the best way to get your hands on gear and know how it's used. A place like Panavision works you like the old samurai ways. Makes you clean cases with green spray shit until your hands bleed to make sure this is what you want. THEN you move up to loading the crates. They want to separate your desire to do something and want (presumably) the best. Some people just like cleaning crates. There's those people too. I am one of those people.
Also you meet people who work. They will take you on set if you're not some fucked up weirdo. They love showing the ins and outs of movies (they did when I was interning anyway). Find a mentor and shadow that person. They will be flattered. HOWEVER, don't be looking for that guy's job. That's retarded. Look beyond. The tech you shadow probably has been working for a long time and may feed you bitter angry ideas (like I would) but listen to what the person is saying in between, and learn it your way. People who have been working here forever are smart about the business. Simply because they finally are resigned to know it's a business. But they're also cutthroat when it comes to the business because they've learned no one is your friend. Friendships in Hollywood are messy. You have the directors who need to use other people in roles and actors who feel shitty about not getting certain roles that were promised. Or...a lot of angry politics. And you never hear about those.
You wonder why they abuse substances.
Also, when people go to the parties...meeeehhhhh...you kind have to know why you're going. Too many people attend parties thinking they just can be seen or heard and they'll meet someone. Typically, a writer's party are silent eyes of judgement. It's their job to observe. A roomful of screenwriters have nothing to write about. Because it's about observation.
Anyway, not to lead some ugly truth to someone starting out, but reality is reality. And as the lines are blurring more and more about what platform things can be watched on, celebrity loses a little of its shine.
Monday, June 15, 2020
Transgender Black Woman Murdered In My Hometown
"Riah Milton, a 25-year-old Black transgender woman killed in Liberty Township, Ohio, on June 9. Her death is believed to be the at least 14th violent death of a transgender or gender non-conforming person this year in the U.S."
Now judging by the headline here, you would think this to be a hate crime by some Ohio rednecks. Nope. A Black couple did this. But it'll be buried. Because it doesn't angry the community enough or doesn't follow the cause. Because THEY CAN'T FUCKING ADMIT that Black people killing Black people IS the fucking problem. Even George Floyd knew that, remember...the guy you're rioting for.
This one burned me, because it isn't being listed as a hate crime but the skin color of the perpetrators are being hidden. If a White man would've done it, you would all have said "hate crime" Shit, I would've. Know why? It's now the new conditioning. Actually, it's not very new, it's pretty old. We just assume as much because of the hot button words in this headline. You could even say the word "Ohio" in there and shit..."hate crime." And it IS a hate crime. She was murdered for her car. And I bet you anything Riah probably fought back. Because she had a LOT of her life together (aside from being a little gender confused...sorry, she is). She attended the University of Cincinnati and was into theater. And so fucking young. This gets to me because it happened in my hometown. And unfortunately, and sadly enough I'm pretty sure she will be ignored. Because the Black Lives Matter community wash their hands over someone they know some people won't support. Her life mattered. But isn't crowd funding material. Fuck you, assholes. Seriously.
What I'm getting at is this...stop hating one another and doing stupid shit towards one another. Black community...you are Americans like me. You look in the damn mirror like me. Shit in a can, eat, drink, sleep in America. You don't need to feel displaced or the world owes you something. The Lefty media has created this idea that you are owed something or that people are against you. NO ONE wants to see success in that community more than us, want to know why? Because the community is US. Not us and them. Just us.
Instead, pride, anger, entitlement and just disgusting abuse dominos into lives being lost over nothing. There are no excuses here. No BLM representative has come out to condemn this. And this Ms. Milton becomes a statistic.
Now judging by the headline here, you would think this to be a hate crime by some Ohio rednecks. Nope. A Black couple did this. But it'll be buried. Because it doesn't angry the community enough or doesn't follow the cause. Because THEY CAN'T FUCKING ADMIT that Black people killing Black people IS the fucking problem. Even George Floyd knew that, remember...the guy you're rioting for.
This one burned me, because it isn't being listed as a hate crime but the skin color of the perpetrators are being hidden. If a White man would've done it, you would all have said "hate crime" Shit, I would've. Know why? It's now the new conditioning. Actually, it's not very new, it's pretty old. We just assume as much because of the hot button words in this headline. You could even say the word "Ohio" in there and shit..."hate crime." And it IS a hate crime. She was murdered for her car. And I bet you anything Riah probably fought back. Because she had a LOT of her life together (aside from being a little gender confused...sorry, she is). She attended the University of Cincinnati and was into theater. And so fucking young. This gets to me because it happened in my hometown. And unfortunately, and sadly enough I'm pretty sure she will be ignored. Because the Black Lives Matter community wash their hands over someone they know some people won't support. Her life mattered. But isn't crowd funding material. Fuck you, assholes. Seriously.
What I'm getting at is this...stop hating one another and doing stupid shit towards one another. Black community...you are Americans like me. You look in the damn mirror like me. Shit in a can, eat, drink, sleep in America. You don't need to feel displaced or the world owes you something. The Lefty media has created this idea that you are owed something or that people are against you. NO ONE wants to see success in that community more than us, want to know why? Because the community is US. Not us and them. Just us.
Instead, pride, anger, entitlement and just disgusting abuse dominos into lives being lost over nothing. There are no excuses here. No BLM representative has come out to condemn this. And this Ms. Milton becomes a statistic.
What Do You Expect To Get Out Of This Nonsense?
I'm about to go to Atlanta to film a feature film.
Then a cop shot and killed a Black man who tussled with them in a Wendy's parking lot. And the community burned down the fucking Wendy's.
Why? What the fuck did Wendy's do?
There are too many details to the story to unwrap but there are seriously total assholes who are just waiting in the shadows to loot and burn shit down. Now all the protesters can tell you they aren't one you...and I doubt they are. They're opportunist. BUT, you cannot deny they are empowered and hidden by your cause. If you are to say "not all protesters are rioters" than you also have to say "not all cops are bad." Collectively, we need to slap the rioters and looters upside their heads. Because they are destroying the cause. A smoke screen to your grievances.
Also, when you know more and more details about what transpired, do you EVEN care? Or do you just want to be angry?
Most of you just want to be angry. Why? Time on your hands is why. You have no other purpose, and quite frankly the prospects of a future looks horrid.
Now to the meat of it...all this fuels another Trump presidency. Yes, all you animals and idiots have no idea that this creates MORE Trump followers. Because you're proving they're right. And if THAT doesn't bother you than you ARE the problem.
But again...look, I got into feud with some idiot online about this. I respectfully backed out of the conversation by dismissing him, what I wanted to say was...you don't have the capacity to learn. And therefore, your community and our community will suffer. But I didn't want to get into it with people who...um...don't have the capacity to learn.
It is actually incredibly baffling that there is a blind spot to this...if you run...they will shoot at you. Either the police need to correct their procedure or you need to stop running. Simple action...stop running. This is a flaw and odd that we have to explain it as such.
Then a cop shot and killed a Black man who tussled with them in a Wendy's parking lot. And the community burned down the fucking Wendy's.
Why? What the fuck did Wendy's do?
There are too many details to the story to unwrap but there are seriously total assholes who are just waiting in the shadows to loot and burn shit down. Now all the protesters can tell you they aren't one you...and I doubt they are. They're opportunist. BUT, you cannot deny they are empowered and hidden by your cause. If you are to say "not all protesters are rioters" than you also have to say "not all cops are bad." Collectively, we need to slap the rioters and looters upside their heads. Because they are destroying the cause. A smoke screen to your grievances.
Also, when you know more and more details about what transpired, do you EVEN care? Or do you just want to be angry?
Most of you just want to be angry. Why? Time on your hands is why. You have no other purpose, and quite frankly the prospects of a future looks horrid.
Now to the meat of it...all this fuels another Trump presidency. Yes, all you animals and idiots have no idea that this creates MORE Trump followers. Because you're proving they're right. And if THAT doesn't bother you than you ARE the problem.
But again...look, I got into feud with some idiot online about this. I respectfully backed out of the conversation by dismissing him, what I wanted to say was...you don't have the capacity to learn. And therefore, your community and our community will suffer. But I didn't want to get into it with people who...um...don't have the capacity to learn.
It is actually incredibly baffling that there is a blind spot to this...if you run...they will shoot at you. Either the police need to correct their procedure or you need to stop running. Simple action...stop running. This is a flaw and odd that we have to explain it as such.
Sunday, June 14, 2020
Washington Redskins Again?
The Washington D.C. mayor wants the name changed...again. Probably using this rambunctious time to throw that in. Typical politician.
When I was a kid, the Redskins helmet stood out. because it was so cool. And I lived in Virginia at the time, so we were very close to D.C.
It had the most intricate design. It was just fucking cool looking. How is that bad? The name itself? Okay, then how about keep the logo and change the name. Both sides have to compromise somehow.
Though here's the deal...who are you appeasing? Native Americans are all but wiped out. You White devils made sure of that. And then the Mexicans finished the job. The Native American population is tiny, at best. So...who are we really trying to placate here?
I don't care about the name. The logo is still cool.
Why not...the Washington Warriors? Has a nice alliteration to it. Also you can keep the logo. Or the Braves (which was my high school logo...I think they dropped it last year, I need to check...if they did...man...fuck them, no more donations).
I think it's okay to let go of the "redskins" part.
When I was a kid, the Redskins helmet stood out. because it was so cool. And I lived in Virginia at the time, so we were very close to D.C.
It had the most intricate design. It was just fucking cool looking. How is that bad? The name itself? Okay, then how about keep the logo and change the name. Both sides have to compromise somehow.
Though here's the deal...who are you appeasing? Native Americans are all but wiped out. You White devils made sure of that. And then the Mexicans finished the job. The Native American population is tiny, at best. So...who are we really trying to placate here?
I don't care about the name. The logo is still cool.
Why not...the Washington Warriors? Has a nice alliteration to it. Also you can keep the logo. Or the Braves (which was my high school logo...I think they dropped it last year, I need to check...if they did...man...fuck them, no more donations).
I think it's okay to let go of the "redskins" part.
White Privilege Doesn't Exist...
It doesn't.
And trying to...I mean FORCING people to admit it is going to get some serious backlash...
I've seen rich White people my entire childhood into teens. Are they rich because they're White or just rich? Probably both. The kids I hung out with their parents were insurance salespeople, a doctor, engineers, some real estate folk and...just worker bees. These were THE richest people in Cincinnati. One family owned the Cincinnati Reds. You'd never know it.
Yes, a bunch were snobs, but most of them felt immensely grateful for their wealth. And that shit is generational. As Chris Rock said, rich is temporary, wealth is forever. You inherit wealth.
So, clearly my mind had ALWAYS been Whites are privileged in America and that's that.
You know where we got these fucking ideas?
Movies and television.
In movies we wanted blonde haired blue eyed dryer blown beach bunnies. Until Samantha Micelli and Winnie Cooper came along. As men, we beat off to hot. But HOT and WHITE. These were the product of a (let's be honest here) Jewish male fantasy. Which we will clearly overlook. I had to listen to Gilbert Gottfried's podcast where a guest once said that you wrote for Gentiles but gave them Jewish things to say. The ENTIRE cast of "Seinfeld" are Gentiles, but they're all Jewish. This ENTIRE love of all things WASPy white comes from Jews. Because they are self-loathing. Which makes for awesome comedy. Look at Woody Allen. All his women were blondes, strawberry blondes or so forth until he married a Korean woman.
Anyway, we've been indoctrinated to think White is great. Is this the privilege they speak of? Most celebrities now are backpedaling their own privilege and chalking it up to being that they ARE White. A simple solution to swallow your guilt...give away everything you earned because of your White devilness. Cleanse yourself of that privilege and start from scratch. Guess what? Your tune would change. In this new generation of media that is pushing an agenda. Because you wouldn't be a part of it. Regardless of how big your tits are (Susan Sarandon, I'm looking at you or them).
By the way, White skins has always been a preference in a LOT of cultures. Japanese spend a TON of time wanting to be pasty white. Look at that kubuki makeup. They would think Helena Bonham Carter were a God. Is that privilege? Yes. But it's a collective think privilege NOT a White privilege. Say the next White person was George Hamilton (topical reference, I know)...doubt they would care. And honestly...it's more that they love Western culture because it's different. There are a ton of people who've adopted Asian culture. I knew a White guy in college who would annoy the shit out of me about it. He studied Japanese and I had to constantly remind him that I was Taiwanese. He ended up living in my old apartment YEARS after I'd moved out. It was creepy now that I think about it.
My directing pal has adopted Chinese cinema and LOVES Chinese culture. He puts me to shame. I hate the Chinese. Communist fucks.
There isn't any White privilege. Hasn't been in a while. I love White women. Blonde with big tits. I joked to some girl recently about that. Of course, she thinks I'm "white washed" but it's because I grew up with old Hollywood. And that style was hot when I was a middle schooler jacking off. I personally think our preferences are guided by our pre-teens. Shit, I was in love with animated girls. Let's face it, it is ALL about sex when it comes to our prejudices. And we learn from them. I have a boner for nerdy Black girls. Or nerdy Latinas. Just nerdy girls. There 'aint no color differences when we like the same shit. Nerd shit. If you say you have privilege, you are essentially saying you are better than everyone. I mean, no one really considered it, but the implication is that you have it easier right off the bat because of the color of your skin. I think people who think this don't consider that no one ever thought you were. This arrogance permeates the entitled Left. I love the Left, they mean well, but they are sometimes really dumb and are a lot of times fake. We have too much pride to take this charity. At least we should. Because that's what it is, and NO ONE learns on charity.
I heard somewhere, where a Black person from Philly, a street philosopher (homeless) say he trusts a White redneck flying a Confederate flag in a pickup over a Prius driving granola bar eating soy boy from the city. Street logic dictated that he knew where pickup driver is coming from. The Prius driver comes to you with empty thoughts. They haven't slid through the same mud. In other words, Prius driver talks a lot from somewhere else and leaves the rest of us to deal with things after he'd done on his soapbox.
And trying to...I mean FORCING people to admit it is going to get some serious backlash...
I've seen rich White people my entire childhood into teens. Are they rich because they're White or just rich? Probably both. The kids I hung out with their parents were insurance salespeople, a doctor, engineers, some real estate folk and...just worker bees. These were THE richest people in Cincinnati. One family owned the Cincinnati Reds. You'd never know it.
Yes, a bunch were snobs, but most of them felt immensely grateful for their wealth. And that shit is generational. As Chris Rock said, rich is temporary, wealth is forever. You inherit wealth.
So, clearly my mind had ALWAYS been Whites are privileged in America and that's that.
You know where we got these fucking ideas?
Movies and television.
In movies we wanted blonde haired blue eyed dryer blown beach bunnies. Until Samantha Micelli and Winnie Cooper came along. As men, we beat off to hot. But HOT and WHITE. These were the product of a (let's be honest here) Jewish male fantasy. Which we will clearly overlook. I had to listen to Gilbert Gottfried's podcast where a guest once said that you wrote for Gentiles but gave them Jewish things to say. The ENTIRE cast of "Seinfeld" are Gentiles, but they're all Jewish. This ENTIRE love of all things WASPy white comes from Jews. Because they are self-loathing. Which makes for awesome comedy. Look at Woody Allen. All his women were blondes, strawberry blondes or so forth until he married a Korean woman.
Anyway, we've been indoctrinated to think White is great. Is this the privilege they speak of? Most celebrities now are backpedaling their own privilege and chalking it up to being that they ARE White. A simple solution to swallow your guilt...give away everything you earned because of your White devilness. Cleanse yourself of that privilege and start from scratch. Guess what? Your tune would change. In this new generation of media that is pushing an agenda. Because you wouldn't be a part of it. Regardless of how big your tits are (Susan Sarandon, I'm looking at you or them).
By the way, White skins has always been a preference in a LOT of cultures. Japanese spend a TON of time wanting to be pasty white. Look at that kubuki makeup. They would think Helena Bonham Carter were a God. Is that privilege? Yes. But it's a collective think privilege NOT a White privilege. Say the next White person was George Hamilton (topical reference, I know)...doubt they would care. And honestly...it's more that they love Western culture because it's different. There are a ton of people who've adopted Asian culture. I knew a White guy in college who would annoy the shit out of me about it. He studied Japanese and I had to constantly remind him that I was Taiwanese. He ended up living in my old apartment YEARS after I'd moved out. It was creepy now that I think about it.
My directing pal has adopted Chinese cinema and LOVES Chinese culture. He puts me to shame. I hate the Chinese. Communist fucks.
There isn't any White privilege. Hasn't been in a while. I love White women. Blonde with big tits. I joked to some girl recently about that. Of course, she thinks I'm "white washed" but it's because I grew up with old Hollywood. And that style was hot when I was a middle schooler jacking off. I personally think our preferences are guided by our pre-teens. Shit, I was in love with animated girls. Let's face it, it is ALL about sex when it comes to our prejudices. And we learn from them. I have a boner for nerdy Black girls. Or nerdy Latinas. Just nerdy girls. There 'aint no color differences when we like the same shit. Nerd shit. If you say you have privilege, you are essentially saying you are better than everyone. I mean, no one really considered it, but the implication is that you have it easier right off the bat because of the color of your skin. I think people who think this don't consider that no one ever thought you were. This arrogance permeates the entitled Left. I love the Left, they mean well, but they are sometimes really dumb and are a lot of times fake. We have too much pride to take this charity. At least we should. Because that's what it is, and NO ONE learns on charity.
I heard somewhere, where a Black person from Philly, a street philosopher (homeless) say he trusts a White redneck flying a Confederate flag in a pickup over a Prius driving granola bar eating soy boy from the city. Street logic dictated that he knew where pickup driver is coming from. The Prius driver comes to you with empty thoughts. They haven't slid through the same mud. In other words, Prius driver talks a lot from somewhere else and leaves the rest of us to deal with things after he'd done on his soapbox.
Saturday, June 13, 2020
Ghandi Is Cancelled?
In 1903, when Gandhi was in South Africa, he wrote that white people there should be "the predominating race." He also said Black people "are troublesome, very dirty and live like animals."
There's no way around it: Gandhi was a racist early in his life, says his biographer Ramachandra Guha.
Has Ghandi been to India?
Just kidding. There is a group that want to tear down Ghandi's statue. They already did in Ghana. The man who help liberate India from British colonial rule in 1947. Much like Nelson Mandela and Apartheid, this is really bizarre.
I grew up thinking Ghandi was the peaceful bald headed dude who sent waves of his own people to be clubbed to death until the British couldn't handle their own savagery enough that they stopped. THAT is civil disobedience. Today...people think looting Target is the same. This generation is retarded.
Anyway, he's being re-contextualized as a racist. Which he was when he was young. He dropped all that pretty quickly. Even influenced Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. (who was no saint himself). I think our society today wants to be the first to uncover deep dark secrets of a famous person or someone whom we have put as the icon of a certain movement. It undermines the person. Like Homer Simpson once said "If he's so great, why is he dead?"
Everyone is flawed. Some more than others. What I see from the modern Left is that they refuse to believe people have changed, but don't realize that would mean their history would be called into serious question. But people want to be steadfast in their belief. And most arguments/debates are moot if you know the person is unwilling to listen. Which is the problem of the Left. They surely don't want your facts to cloud their feelings. Here they turnaround and use historical facts to support their feelings. It's a super weird way to go about life.
But here's how you can remain distant to this idiocy. Know that they have to live life like this. They suffer with this contention that nothing will ever be right enough and the world is unfair. Life is VERY fair. With very unfair moments. Ghandi's good seemed to outweigh his bad. It is odd to me how we cherry pick what we choose to forgive. Only if it follows your agenda, I suppose.
"Gone With The Wind" Is Racist?
So, HBO Max made a stir in the community when it pulled "Gone With The Wind" to put a disclaimer on the flick...because it is, to some, portrayed as racist.
What the fuck is wrong with you social justice retards?
I've heard this from so-called "educated" Lefties, who most likely studied at a film school in the city. Fucking idiots. It's a culturally significant film made OF ITS ERA. Meaning, you should be impressed producer David O. Selznick even considered squashing a lot of the so-called slavery racist story to focus on the REAL FUCKING STORY. To you retards on the crying Left...it is about a STRONG WOMAN. Yes, morons, it is a feminist story. Not everything is about slavery or how Blacks were screwed over by America. It is about a woman who was determined to succeed. Even using WHITE prisoners in her labor camp. In fact, if you actually watched the film you would see how the slaves worked. That they were part of the family, HOWEVER, lines were still drawn. In a scene Rhett Butler actually leans on Mammy (Hattie MacDaniel) for comfort. The fuck were you suppose to show, whipping Black people from reel to reel. It didn't celebrate slavery. Jesus Christ, people are dumb sheep.
And if we are about history, why not talk about how Democrats were a slave idea. Oh, but you argue, the Southern Dems turned to Republican after the war. Yeah, but you destroy that history, but riot to preserve the history that admonishes those you don't agree with. Get the hypocrisy yet?
Here's the deal...it's also a fucking movie. Remember that phrase when I told you how much the Marvel movies sucked balls? Now the Lefties tell me this constantly. It's just a movie. Okay, "Gone With The Wind" is just a movie. So choke on it.
It is a fucking feminist movie. And no one is talking about that. Because Black and being Black woke is overshadowing EVERYTHING. And now no one can be offensive. Except Dave Chappelle, who said you shouldn't even kill George Floyd if he kicked Candace Owens in her "stanky pussy." No one is saying that is offensive to..feminism? Why? Because other things she doesn't agree with you on? She's also Black so you call her an Uncle Tom?
The Left and these social justice nitwits are getting this stupid attention. And most of us really need to speak up about it. But it seems the stream roller has started and people are too afraid to speak up because their job is jeopardized over it.
So fucking dumb.
What the fuck is wrong with you social justice retards?
I've heard this from so-called "educated" Lefties, who most likely studied at a film school in the city. Fucking idiots. It's a culturally significant film made OF ITS ERA. Meaning, you should be impressed producer David O. Selznick even considered squashing a lot of the so-called slavery racist story to focus on the REAL FUCKING STORY. To you retards on the crying Left...it is about a STRONG WOMAN. Yes, morons, it is a feminist story. Not everything is about slavery or how Blacks were screwed over by America. It is about a woman who was determined to succeed. Even using WHITE prisoners in her labor camp. In fact, if you actually watched the film you would see how the slaves worked. That they were part of the family, HOWEVER, lines were still drawn. In a scene Rhett Butler actually leans on Mammy (Hattie MacDaniel) for comfort. The fuck were you suppose to show, whipping Black people from reel to reel. It didn't celebrate slavery. Jesus Christ, people are dumb sheep.
And if we are about history, why not talk about how Democrats were a slave idea. Oh, but you argue, the Southern Dems turned to Republican after the war. Yeah, but you destroy that history, but riot to preserve the history that admonishes those you don't agree with. Get the hypocrisy yet?
Here's the deal...it's also a fucking movie. Remember that phrase when I told you how much the Marvel movies sucked balls? Now the Lefties tell me this constantly. It's just a movie. Okay, "Gone With The Wind" is just a movie. So choke on it.
It is a fucking feminist movie. And no one is talking about that. Because Black and being Black woke is overshadowing EVERYTHING. And now no one can be offensive. Except Dave Chappelle, who said you shouldn't even kill George Floyd if he kicked Candace Owens in her "stanky pussy." No one is saying that is offensive to..feminism? Why? Because other things she doesn't agree with you on? She's also Black so you call her an Uncle Tom?
The Left and these social justice nitwits are getting this stupid attention. And most of us really need to speak up about it. But it seems the stream roller has started and people are too afraid to speak up because their job is jeopardized over it.
So fucking dumb.
Friday, June 12, 2020
Seattle's Nutty Compound
So a bunch of disenfranchised mooks in Seattle took over 6 city blocks and declared it their own and don't follow laws of America.
Hey dumbfucks...that's treason. United States...you didn't notice the "United" part. Stupid fucking idiots. And their mayor is calling it "patriotic."
Democratic leaders are this weak, folks. They refuse to rear the child. Then you get these nuts.
Look I love treehouse rules as much as the next person, but when you occupy space without using the law, you are a criminal. Why we got our shit torn down when we built it on an abandoned property. There isn't property in the world that is abandoned. It's just owned by a bank.
Which, by the way...go fuck with them, if you really want to fuck with people. The "occupy" movement lost a ton of gas, but that doesn't mean you can't try again. I hate banks and bankers since they use your money to make them money. And then charge you to use your own money because it's protection. I'm serious. This is our logic.
Money isn't going to mean much in the future if that's the case. because you can't trade paper if people need goods.
The idea is cool, emancipate yourself from the tyranny of whomever you feel oppressed by. But in reality, we should just launch you asshats into space. Plenty to protest out there. Start with E.T.
Hey dumbfucks...that's treason. United States...you didn't notice the "United" part. Stupid fucking idiots. And their mayor is calling it "patriotic."
Democratic leaders are this weak, folks. They refuse to rear the child. Then you get these nuts.
Look I love treehouse rules as much as the next person, but when you occupy space without using the law, you are a criminal. Why we got our shit torn down when we built it on an abandoned property. There isn't property in the world that is abandoned. It's just owned by a bank.
Which, by the way...go fuck with them, if you really want to fuck with people. The "occupy" movement lost a ton of gas, but that doesn't mean you can't try again. I hate banks and bankers since they use your money to make them money. And then charge you to use your own money because it's protection. I'm serious. This is our logic.
Money isn't going to mean much in the future if that's the case. because you can't trade paper if people need goods.
The idea is cool, emancipate yourself from the tyranny of whomever you feel oppressed by. But in reality, we should just launch you asshats into space. Plenty to protest out there. Start with E.T.
The Identity Doesn't Know What The Name Wants To Do
A lot of Hollywood folks change their names once they get into show business. For business reasons. I think about their kids for a bit. Like...why didn't they ever go back to their Father's real name. Archibald Leach a.k.a. Cary Grant had a daughter who took "Grant" as a last name. Instead of "Leach" which...I guess that makes sense. "Leach" as a name for a woman may seem too honest for this business.
Nicholas Cage is a Coppola. As in, the nephew of Francis Ford. He went with "Cage" to see if he could make it on his own. Funny thing, he still only acted (and eventually starred) in his uncle's and he wasn't THAT interested in hiding the Coppola connection. I wouldn't. Nice diversion from the young people of that time which nepotism was considered pussified.
Then I think about the kids of megastars like Tom Cruise. They all took the Cruise name. And I thought...why didn't they just go with his real name (Mapother). Why use "Cruise"?
The cynical part obviously thinks they are being used as props for magazines. They were splashed all over with their child's name and so forth. And then you see them begging for privacy. Yeah, privacy means you don't use the child's name. Or announce it, like Gwen Paltrow did. Like, why announce your child's name? Who cares.
I think this adds to some really uncomfortable questions in the future. My sister's son has a different last name then her daughter. Like...traditional yet...not functional on family outings. For me...having a Taiwanese name and an American one is functional. Especially an American name...um...in America.
I'm reading Cheryl Crane's tome now about her mother Lana Turner. She mentions a few times how she was determined to keep her father's name, though he was pretty much absent many years into her life.
It fascinates me when I see movies stars who really change their names. It's like wearing a new suit, I suppose.
Nicholas Cage is a Coppola. As in, the nephew of Francis Ford. He went with "Cage" to see if he could make it on his own. Funny thing, he still only acted (and eventually starred) in his uncle's and he wasn't THAT interested in hiding the Coppola connection. I wouldn't. Nice diversion from the young people of that time which nepotism was considered pussified.
Then I think about the kids of megastars like Tom Cruise. They all took the Cruise name. And I thought...why didn't they just go with his real name (Mapother). Why use "Cruise"?
The cynical part obviously thinks they are being used as props for magazines. They were splashed all over with their child's name and so forth. And then you see them begging for privacy. Yeah, privacy means you don't use the child's name. Or announce it, like Gwen Paltrow did. Like, why announce your child's name? Who cares.
I think this adds to some really uncomfortable questions in the future. My sister's son has a different last name then her daughter. Like...traditional yet...not functional on family outings. For me...having a Taiwanese name and an American one is functional. Especially an American name...um...in America.
I'm reading Cheryl Crane's tome now about her mother Lana Turner. She mentions a few times how she was determined to keep her father's name, though he was pretty much absent many years into her life.
It fascinates me when I see movies stars who really change their names. It's like wearing a new suit, I suppose.
Thursday, June 11, 2020
Y'all Retarded
#ITakeResponsibilty kicked off today with a forward PSA featuring Julianne Moore, Kristen Bell, Sarah Paulson, Aaron Paul, Aly Raisman, Bethany Joy Lenz, Bryce Dallas Howard, Debra Messing, Ilana Glazer, Justin Theroux, Kesha, Mark Duplass, Piper Perabo and Stanley Tucci as they took responsibility for the ways they’ve perpetuated racism through silence or inaction, and their commitment to support organizations that fight for the rights of oppressed communities.
First, doing nothing is doing nothing. It isn't siding with the oppressors as you morons love to say. It's living your fucking stupid useless lives until you die. That's it. That is your fucking responsibility. Guess what, the Black Lives Matter movement isn't going to erect a statue in your honor. And by the way, do you realize how patronizing you are?
Okay, here's the thing...Hollywood was BUILT on exclusivity. That's the paradox of being a fucking top of your game worker in this business. Too many people suffered to get there based on their beauty and talent and sucking off Harvey Weinstein. Most likely the assholes on this list. And when they got there, they spent their lives staying there. Because the public forgets you. The above named celebrities fought for what they got. Then got (over)paid to play pretend. Great. Enjoy. Love you privilege. The REST of America doesn't fucking care. Black, White or anyone else, you know what?
They have a fucking life to live without you in their fucking ear nagging them like the bitches you are. It's a humble brag at best: "I am privileged, so I am the problem" Idiot...you are NOT the problem. You're annoying, but the problem is actually when you keep talking about it. "Yes, poor Black man, I am your White savior here to help you"
THAT is what you sound like. Do you even realize that?
You think Blacks cannot handle themselves. That they need to be coddled. It's laughable how grandstanding and trip-over-themselves pandering this is. Even to the extent of Nancy Pelosi (D) kneeling in Kente garb in apology to...um...criminals? Seriously, every single person they named had a rap sheet and she couldn't even repeat one of the names on the list! I don't want to repost the video because it's REALLY embarrassing. Anyone with a brain can see what their antics are all about and it is SAD.
Look, I'm sure these celebrities think they're doing something, but they're not. They're sad, rich lonely soulless people who need a cause. This is their adopt a pet program to which they have zero clue (at this point) how the rest of us live. And that is just to live without having to constantly talk about who has privilege. Whites DO NOT HAVE PRIVILEGE. In fact, at this point, their color is a detriment to their future. Congratulations. What needs to be said is WE ARE ALL PRIVILEGED AS AMERICANS. Appreciate it and be grateful. These fucking yamagooches can't even enjoy that. Or they're full of shit. Which is probably more accurate. They preach this shit, then go get a Jamba Juice and clap their hands in satisfaction. I'm really tired of being told I'm a victim or I'm victimizing people, because NONE of that is true. My silence does not equal complicity, you platitude spewing nitwits.
Wednesday, June 10, 2020
White Guilt
As a fellow of person once said "why do White people have to feel guilty about shit, the ones today didn't own slaves." The guy didn't want White folk to bear the evils of the past. When most weren't even in America then. Italians in America didn't own slaves. Irish didn't. So you want to punish them too? Get a fucking grip.
Truth.
People don't want to hear this because what they want is that you, Senor Whitey had benefitted from slavery. How? Because Whitey got to the top of the hill and pulled other Whiteys with them? Dude, have you seen how that works here? There's a reason why it's called "Sanford & Sons." It's people they know. So yes, the more "minorities" we know the more they will trust us.
When I was 14 I got a job at Little Caesars' pizza. A brown Asian teen. LET ME REPEAT...A predominantly WHITE neighborhood in distressed Cincinnati, Ohio hired me to wash pans. Are you fucking kidding me? There is no race issue in America. There is a perception of race issue. They hired every fucking person there. EVEN a White Supremacist (from Tennessee). But we got along. We absolutely bickered but we still had respect under this microcosm.
So most of the Lefties will probably say "Well, that's anecdotal." Meaning it only happened to me, so therefore, it happens to everyone.
Fucking wrong. This is America and everyone just wanted to be American (bored).
Absolutely there were bigoted jokes. I made them too. My manager was an old lesbian. Made those jokes too. But as Anthony Mackie say..."we just laughed. They laughed. We laughed."
That's it. We just saw the ridiculousness.
This is what I mean by "on the ground level." Behind computers we can hate each other because of the perception. I GUARANTEE you on the ground level we get to know one another. The real outliers and minorities ARE the closeted bigots or true racists who remain quiet. Our perception of racism is that if you put a Black teen in charge of the register, he'd steal. We quietly don't allow this (which I saw at K-Mart...which they didn't let ANY teen boys operate). This is true bigotry. When we don't even see how distrust permeates. But enough people have been indoctrinated with some examples to make this a stereotype.
But White people go home and flog themselves over these thoughts.
Why?
The fact that you even HAVE these thoughts tells me (anyway) you are a good person who likes others. The problem is, the more you push the agenda the more you have to hide. Remember those politicians who hated gays, then announced they were homosexuals?
Any way, White folk...STOP taking on the guilt of...I don't know what the fuck you feel guilty about. You endure enough of it from not calling your Mothers enough.
So go call your Mother.
Truth.
People don't want to hear this because what they want is that you, Senor Whitey had benefitted from slavery. How? Because Whitey got to the top of the hill and pulled other Whiteys with them? Dude, have you seen how that works here? There's a reason why it's called "Sanford & Sons." It's people they know. So yes, the more "minorities" we know the more they will trust us.
When I was 14 I got a job at Little Caesars' pizza. A brown Asian teen. LET ME REPEAT...A predominantly WHITE neighborhood in distressed Cincinnati, Ohio hired me to wash pans. Are you fucking kidding me? There is no race issue in America. There is a perception of race issue. They hired every fucking person there. EVEN a White Supremacist (from Tennessee). But we got along. We absolutely bickered but we still had respect under this microcosm.
So most of the Lefties will probably say "Well, that's anecdotal." Meaning it only happened to me, so therefore, it happens to everyone.
Fucking wrong. This is America and everyone just wanted to be American (bored).
Absolutely there were bigoted jokes. I made them too. My manager was an old lesbian. Made those jokes too. But as Anthony Mackie say..."we just laughed. They laughed. We laughed."
That's it. We just saw the ridiculousness.
This is what I mean by "on the ground level." Behind computers we can hate each other because of the perception. I GUARANTEE you on the ground level we get to know one another. The real outliers and minorities ARE the closeted bigots or true racists who remain quiet. Our perception of racism is that if you put a Black teen in charge of the register, he'd steal. We quietly don't allow this (which I saw at K-Mart...which they didn't let ANY teen boys operate). This is true bigotry. When we don't even see how distrust permeates. But enough people have been indoctrinated with some examples to make this a stereotype.
But White people go home and flog themselves over these thoughts.
Why?
The fact that you even HAVE these thoughts tells me (anyway) you are a good person who likes others. The problem is, the more you push the agenda the more you have to hide. Remember those politicians who hated gays, then announced they were homosexuals?
Any way, White folk...STOP taking on the guilt of...I don't know what the fuck you feel guilty about. You endure enough of it from not calling your Mothers enough.
So go call your Mother.
Tuesday, June 9, 2020
Bravo To You
We forget things quickly now. But, the deep pain we keep.
This is because the media and press love to dig up old wounds when we just got done forgiving.
I didn't get the memo for Blackout Tuesday. Which is ironic, considering it was for Black Lives Matter but you want Blacks Out.
Okay, dumb joke.
But, I am a little disappointed that people are sheep like this. I didn't participate. Doesn't matter. Quite frankly, I don't follow trends. Not be some rebel (which is somewhat the point). It's because the group I like to roll with think for themselves. In support of my Black friends who feel oppressed, I talk to them about it. And we share stories. You know...something most of these people will never do. Hip interracial children, multicolored haired White folk and gothy kids love this shit and consider themselves edgy. Edgy is posting against the grain and seeing if you'd still be included in your "tribe." Those are leaders, not followers. These trends are teaching us to be followers and not having your own thoughts.
A friend and I were talking about the protest. As I was stuck when Hollywood Boulevard was flooded with people. I just wanted to get home and I could completely understand how someone who was fed up could attempt to plow through the mess. I heard anthems of "fuck the police!" (yes, 2020...some young Black teen was blasting N.W.A., a little nostalgic, to be honest). Though, as an adult I think that seeing kids around sent a terrible message. That they are the victims and being obnoxious is their plan. It was pissing a lot of people off. And, of course, police were there. I gave them friendly nods. Not because I'm a bootlicking sell out, but because they have to deal with these animals.
Society is mostly animals. And they can be led. And they can stampede. To the rest of the rational country, We're just trying to make it through a day without anger.
Those in midwest towns who don't have a large Black population and are supporting this movement from afar: Fuck you!
You know all you deal with is a couple who just want to be left alone. In the old days, a sketch would be about a "woke" couple in rural Ohio trying their hardest to get in good with the ONLY Black neighbor. And failing on a White scale. "In Living Color" would've killed it.
We need "In Living Color" It was honest.
This is because the media and press love to dig up old wounds when we just got done forgiving.
I didn't get the memo for Blackout Tuesday. Which is ironic, considering it was for Black Lives Matter but you want Blacks Out.
Okay, dumb joke.
But, I am a little disappointed that people are sheep like this. I didn't participate. Doesn't matter. Quite frankly, I don't follow trends. Not be some rebel (which is somewhat the point). It's because the group I like to roll with think for themselves. In support of my Black friends who feel oppressed, I talk to them about it. And we share stories. You know...something most of these people will never do. Hip interracial children, multicolored haired White folk and gothy kids love this shit and consider themselves edgy. Edgy is posting against the grain and seeing if you'd still be included in your "tribe." Those are leaders, not followers. These trends are teaching us to be followers and not having your own thoughts.
A friend and I were talking about the protest. As I was stuck when Hollywood Boulevard was flooded with people. I just wanted to get home and I could completely understand how someone who was fed up could attempt to plow through the mess. I heard anthems of "fuck the police!" (yes, 2020...some young Black teen was blasting N.W.A., a little nostalgic, to be honest). Though, as an adult I think that seeing kids around sent a terrible message. That they are the victims and being obnoxious is their plan. It was pissing a lot of people off. And, of course, police were there. I gave them friendly nods. Not because I'm a bootlicking sell out, but because they have to deal with these animals.
Society is mostly animals. And they can be led. And they can stampede. To the rest of the rational country, We're just trying to make it through a day without anger.
Those in midwest towns who don't have a large Black population and are supporting this movement from afar: Fuck you!
You know all you deal with is a couple who just want to be left alone. In the old days, a sketch would be about a "woke" couple in rural Ohio trying their hardest to get in good with the ONLY Black neighbor. And failing on a White scale. "In Living Color" would've killed it.
We need "In Living Color" It was honest.
Monday, June 8, 2020
Black Lives Matter vs. All Lives Matter
I told a friend that I would never say "All lives matter" because I hold everyone in contempt. Equally. The sooner we recognize that, the better our lives will be. Because we have to stop pretending we care. Either way.
That's half joking.
The Black Lives Matter movement was started as a good cause. To illustrate to society that we can't frivolously toss away Black lives like it's nothing. Their own community seems to do that enough. And let me address that now...I should never say "their own community" they are OUR community. They need to be included without having to say it. Everyone needs to be included. To say "Black Lives Matter" is a little like self-segregation. No one believes a Black person thinks their lives are better than anyone else's. In fact, I'd argue, they believe it quite the opposite. The White community (some) believe it's a empty statement since Blacks don't value other Black lives since they murder each other at an alarming rate. So to say what they say is disingenuous. Atop of all that...which Black lives matter. The ones the media supports? As I've said, we've ignored many Black lives old and young who have died as a result of hysteria. Because "enough is enough." Whatever that means. And for those who say I'm privileged and I should shut my stupid mouth because I need to recognize it...beat you to that punch. Because I KNOW I am privilege because I live in America. I am NOT White America nor Black America...I am America. And this idiotic (mostly Lefty) movement of "if you're not one of us, you're one of them" stupidity makes zero sense. There is no level of unity set there. Or what? What the fuck are you soy fucks prepared to do? Go down the same of incarceration because I don't agree with your hysteria? Or I won't be involved? That I am complicit. You White guilt patronizing fucks who kiss the feet of any Black person better be prepared to do time and not be thanked for it. Because I know that's what you expect.
Know what else? As Bubba is fucking you in prison, you are going to get the full experience you want. And most likely harden you to society. But you'll learn the basics of real suffering. For the sole idea that you threatened than carried out this notion that you are my enemy based on differing thoughts. Yes, I'm sure most of you "are disappointed in my viewpoints" and distance yourself from me because that's what condescending patronizing asshats think like. I debate and attempt to see another viewpoint, because it is in my nature.
And that's that I am fascinated by human nature.
The term "Black Lives Matter" isn't a threat to society. Should be a threat amongst the people who think it's okay to support a group that has segregation implied in its name.
But keep using it. Especially idiots like Bezos and his Amazon. He knows the more we burn his competition the more he makes. Wise up people.
That's half joking.
The Black Lives Matter movement was started as a good cause. To illustrate to society that we can't frivolously toss away Black lives like it's nothing. Their own community seems to do that enough. And let me address that now...I should never say "their own community" they are OUR community. They need to be included without having to say it. Everyone needs to be included. To say "Black Lives Matter" is a little like self-segregation. No one believes a Black person thinks their lives are better than anyone else's. In fact, I'd argue, they believe it quite the opposite. The White community (some) believe it's a empty statement since Blacks don't value other Black lives since they murder each other at an alarming rate. So to say what they say is disingenuous. Atop of all that...which Black lives matter. The ones the media supports? As I've said, we've ignored many Black lives old and young who have died as a result of hysteria. Because "enough is enough." Whatever that means. And for those who say I'm privileged and I should shut my stupid mouth because I need to recognize it...beat you to that punch. Because I KNOW I am privilege because I live in America. I am NOT White America nor Black America...I am America. And this idiotic (mostly Lefty) movement of "if you're not one of us, you're one of them" stupidity makes zero sense. There is no level of unity set there. Or what? What the fuck are you soy fucks prepared to do? Go down the same of incarceration because I don't agree with your hysteria? Or I won't be involved? That I am complicit. You White guilt patronizing fucks who kiss the feet of any Black person better be prepared to do time and not be thanked for it. Because I know that's what you expect.
Know what else? As Bubba is fucking you in prison, you are going to get the full experience you want. And most likely harden you to society. But you'll learn the basics of real suffering. For the sole idea that you threatened than carried out this notion that you are my enemy based on differing thoughts. Yes, I'm sure most of you "are disappointed in my viewpoints" and distance yourself from me because that's what condescending patronizing asshats think like. I debate and attempt to see another viewpoint, because it is in my nature.
And that's that I am fascinated by human nature.
The term "Black Lives Matter" isn't a threat to society. Should be a threat amongst the people who think it's okay to support a group that has segregation implied in its name.
But keep using it. Especially idiots like Bezos and his Amazon. He knows the more we burn his competition the more he makes. Wise up people.
The "Get Off My Lawn" Moment
Last night, after some frustrating hours at work fighting with a mentally ill engineer (they're all mentally ill), I was met with a wave of fucking humanity in the form of protesters on Hollywood Boulevard. On a Sunday night.
Motherfuckers, get the fuck out of the fucking street and let traffic by. I saw a bunch a cops, who were useless, as usual. Unless they find your stolen car and give it over to the impound yard so you can pay for it to be released. Essentially paying their kickback to get your stolen car back. Yeah, idiots. They know this because criminals don't pay. They steal. And they steal from you. But Hollywood weirdos support this fucking stupid cause. Yes, it's stupid, because you relied on the police to keep law and order and call to defund them.
Hot girls who attend these things, want to be seen. Don't be a fool. And they are hot. No doubt. But they're also REALLY dumb because they don't see the repercussions of what they are saying. IF I were to rape and beat them, how long do you think it would take a de-funded police force to arrive? So..so short sighted. And not that you have to live in fear. But have some fucking common sense. They already show up late, in your case, they may not even care at all.
Look movies do have a small window to our society..."RoboCop" showed us a privatized police force becomes fascist. And lives are truly a commodity for dark humor. In that case, when the police strike occurred, the city went into the toilet. No surprise it was Detroit. And still is.
We are shown many examples of how this goes down and out. We are also shown scenarios that may happen. If we're to believe movies like "Idiocracy" why not these flicks.
Yet, people are still dumb enough to vote for the Left. They run these chaotic cities, folks. Can you blame them to pandering to the animals? They have to stay in power somehow.
My biggest concern, is reading about the young people who support a defunded police or all these other insane set ups. They don't think it through. Which I didn't when I was that age. When I was that age...I thought the same. Police did something bad...let's gut it. That's dumb and childish looking back. The reality is that justice takes a long time to get to. The outrage culture has somehow overtaken common sense. Maybe social media has a hand in that.
To me, I am getting older and I don't make drastic changes anymore. I embrace change but NOT ones that risk safety to society.
Motherfuckers, get the fuck out of the fucking street and let traffic by. I saw a bunch a cops, who were useless, as usual. Unless they find your stolen car and give it over to the impound yard so you can pay for it to be released. Essentially paying their kickback to get your stolen car back. Yeah, idiots. They know this because criminals don't pay. They steal. And they steal from you. But Hollywood weirdos support this fucking stupid cause. Yes, it's stupid, because you relied on the police to keep law and order and call to defund them.
Hot girls who attend these things, want to be seen. Don't be a fool. And they are hot. No doubt. But they're also REALLY dumb because they don't see the repercussions of what they are saying. IF I were to rape and beat them, how long do you think it would take a de-funded police force to arrive? So..so short sighted. And not that you have to live in fear. But have some fucking common sense. They already show up late, in your case, they may not even care at all.
Look movies do have a small window to our society..."RoboCop" showed us a privatized police force becomes fascist. And lives are truly a commodity for dark humor. In that case, when the police strike occurred, the city went into the toilet. No surprise it was Detroit. And still is.
We are shown many examples of how this goes down and out. We are also shown scenarios that may happen. If we're to believe movies like "Idiocracy" why not these flicks.
Yet, people are still dumb enough to vote for the Left. They run these chaotic cities, folks. Can you blame them to pandering to the animals? They have to stay in power somehow.
My biggest concern, is reading about the young people who support a defunded police or all these other insane set ups. They don't think it through. Which I didn't when I was that age. When I was that age...I thought the same. Police did something bad...let's gut it. That's dumb and childish looking back. The reality is that justice takes a long time to get to. The outrage culture has somehow overtaken common sense. Maybe social media has a hand in that.
To me, I am getting older and I don't make drastic changes anymore. I embrace change but NOT ones that risk safety to society.
George Floyd Was Not A Good Dude
He tried to be. So I guess that's enough.
No! You dumb motherfuckers, hold your idols in higher standards. T-shirts have this idiot's face on it. Signs. Chants of his name. Are you laughing yet...because...
This dude had meth and fentanyl in his system. That is NOT a good dude. His death most DEFINITELY made more sense when you considered how he lived. Also rumors of him holding a pregnant lady at gunpoint?! Are you overlooking this because...he's now the symbol of police brutality?
Man, fucking shut it down. He is a straw man example. And the house this was built on is a laughable farce.
Conservative media lady (have no idea what she does) Candace Owens told Black people to stop pretending he was a good person or that he needs to be the example to which police brutality of Black people entail. Why? IF you want to see true police brutality, let's use examples of Black people who don't have a record a mile long. Or were doing stupid shit at the time of the arrest. OR coming out swinging to the cops when they were stopped. According to some folk, the solution is to to defund the police or abolish them.
Idiots, you know who did that? Nazi Germany. You are the dummies who talk about how Nazis are horrible and now you are one.
What Candace was saying is make the people who earn this title, make it mean something. The Black community celebrates criminals and that behavior. It's not a bigoted statement because we have too many examples to draw from. Fucking celebrities came out in support of Tookie Williams, a Crip who murdered a Taiwanese shopkeeper and his daughter. Not one fucking celebrity stood up for the families. You should be incensed by that. Was he turning his life around? Maybe. He was given a hero's support. THIS is a massive problem in that community. As one other Conservative YouTube speaker once said, they give bigger parties to their people coming out of prison than to graduations. In other words, the celebrate celebrities, but promoting education means you have to acknowledge someone wants to do better. That's fucked up beyond words.
But no one wants to address that. Or is afraid to. Because of media reprisal.
How sad.
No! You dumb motherfuckers, hold your idols in higher standards. T-shirts have this idiot's face on it. Signs. Chants of his name. Are you laughing yet...because...
This dude had meth and fentanyl in his system. That is NOT a good dude. His death most DEFINITELY made more sense when you considered how he lived. Also rumors of him holding a pregnant lady at gunpoint?! Are you overlooking this because...he's now the symbol of police brutality?
Man, fucking shut it down. He is a straw man example. And the house this was built on is a laughable farce.
Conservative media lady (have no idea what she does) Candace Owens told Black people to stop pretending he was a good person or that he needs to be the example to which police brutality of Black people entail. Why? IF you want to see true police brutality, let's use examples of Black people who don't have a record a mile long. Or were doing stupid shit at the time of the arrest. OR coming out swinging to the cops when they were stopped. According to some folk, the solution is to to defund the police or abolish them.
Idiots, you know who did that? Nazi Germany. You are the dummies who talk about how Nazis are horrible and now you are one.
What Candace was saying is make the people who earn this title, make it mean something. The Black community celebrates criminals and that behavior. It's not a bigoted statement because we have too many examples to draw from. Fucking celebrities came out in support of Tookie Williams, a Crip who murdered a Taiwanese shopkeeper and his daughter. Not one fucking celebrity stood up for the families. You should be incensed by that. Was he turning his life around? Maybe. He was given a hero's support. THIS is a massive problem in that community. As one other Conservative YouTube speaker once said, they give bigger parties to their people coming out of prison than to graduations. In other words, the celebrate celebrities, but promoting education means you have to acknowledge someone wants to do better. That's fucked up beyond words.
But no one wants to address that. Or is afraid to. Because of media reprisal.
How sad.
Sunday, June 7, 2020
Chauvin's Plastic Surgery
No one is ever going to let this guy off the hook until he kills himself. Half the nation will use it to illustrate the punishment the media can do. The other half would celebrate. Because you're filthy dumb animals.
Wouldn't it be funny if this cop from Minnesota got plastic surgery to turn himself into a Black man (Michael Jackson in reverse) and then had to live in a different country.
These zany nonsense use to be the premise of many dumb 80's comedies. And those are gone now, because too many dumb sensitive people.
Look, there are boundaries to taste (sorry to the people who think there isn't). Child porn is a limit. So don't pretend there isn't. Dominos fall both ways.
But this story premise would be funny, if people could laugh about themselves. Because I can GUARANTEE, people would shit themselves over doing Blackface angle (easy solution, two different actors)
Because it hits two topics...the public outrage. And what is real justice. The man will face the rest of his life as a Black man.
Also, Black stereotype jokes wouldn't fly anymore. It doesn't HAVE to be stereotypes at their expense. Since, God knows, Whites are perfectly happy to know they have no rhythm or soul.
But, let me think about it.
It has potential. Must shop around some yucks.
Wouldn't it be funny if this cop from Minnesota got plastic surgery to turn himself into a Black man (Michael Jackson in reverse) and then had to live in a different country.
These zany nonsense use to be the premise of many dumb 80's comedies. And those are gone now, because too many dumb sensitive people.
Look, there are boundaries to taste (sorry to the people who think there isn't). Child porn is a limit. So don't pretend there isn't. Dominos fall both ways.
But this story premise would be funny, if people could laugh about themselves. Because I can GUARANTEE, people would shit themselves over doing Blackface angle (easy solution, two different actors)
Because it hits two topics...the public outrage. And what is real justice. The man will face the rest of his life as a Black man.
Also, Black stereotype jokes wouldn't fly anymore. It doesn't HAVE to be stereotypes at their expense. Since, God knows, Whites are perfectly happy to know they have no rhythm or soul.
But, let me think about it.
It has potential. Must shop around some yucks.
My Big Black Friend Leon
No, it's not a euphemism for a dildo.
I actually have a big Black friend named Leon. The guy cracks me up as we both talk about what was going on in the world.
He told me as a big Black man, he has now taken to wear his Marine fatigues because he doesn't want to frighten the nice White folk. With his military duds, he is seen as a hero on both sides. He cracks me up.
Any way, we laugh about a lot that's been going on and I expressed how upset I was that we are no longer able to laugh about things. He understood. Everyone is so serious now. But it wasn't like it wasn't predicted.
Okay, so I'm ignorant.
Leon is a good dude to talk to to just crack wise. He doesn't care if the jokes are bigoted or not. And, for you social justice woke asshats, no he REALLY doesn't care. Because he comes from the same place I do...comedy and laughs come from a obvious place. Our relations with one another and laughing about our differences. Without these, comedians are fucked beyond all recognition. For FUBAR for short. Because these inherent differences in all of us, we can laugh. We can tell these jokes (and trust me, most are at my expense) and just know we're both good people. You can't even fucking joke anymore. And yes, I do blame the Left. Because comics thrived under YOU. The Right had a reputation of being starched shirt assholes. So, no surprise there. But you fucks are suppose to be the fun loving criminals. You are the real fascists.
But this isn't only about telling jokes. It's about unity. Leon and I have had some disagreements. He is a grunt and can deal with stress. Though I wonder about any PTSD. But we don't talk about race. We talk about movies. Or rather, making movies. We talk about his return to school. How is the family? Got a dog? Yes, it's somewhat boring. But race never comes into it.
I put the "big Black Friend" in the title, because it is what society has come to. Labels. Lefties fall over themselves proving how progressive they are by...patronizing the Black community. And the Right put knees on Black people's necks.
Just kidding.
No, they are on the defensive now, and some pretend they aren't privileged.
Hey assholes, EVERYONE IN AMERICA IS PRIVILEGED! You either believe that or you believe we are being sussed by media (which I know we have). Now we're arguing about the degree of which we are privileged. Which is hilarious when the "progressive" Left are the ones to lecture us on being grateful. I AM grateful. You can't pound guilt into what I've been able to exist as. Yes, it's taken me over 40 years to learn how grateful I am. For everything. Not just what my folks have given me, or this country. Americans are so entitled now, they take every bit of the Constitution and dig deep for a slight. My eldest sister is like this. And it is irritating. The world is dead to her because she believes the world is against her. That anyone who does the tiny-ist thing to set her off, is her enemy. I tell her just do what I do "insult and scream at them and let it go." I hope she took that as a joke.
But you can't tell.
Because we've become a nation of old ladies (yes, labels).
Scared and ungrateful and looking into other peoples' backyard to complain. Old ladies love to talk about how they can improve you. Even if you live a better life than them (regardless of what you consider a 'better life' is, it's never their idea of it). They are miserable old angry and bored. Because no one looks at an old lady. Because they're irrational. A hot curvy young one, we listen to.
But no one wants to admit any of this.
I saw today, Amazon has a "Black Lives Matter" banner in support of the movement. I took a step back, because it's weird to see corporate step up. I don't believe in the cause, but that took some balls. As I'm sure some old lady is going to complain. And I mean "old lady" to mean young people who love to complain as well.
Old Southern ladies are probably the worst of the bunch. Maybe, old Southern ladies and Northern Jewish ladies are probably the least tolerable people to be around. Nothing is ever good enough. And "bless your heart"
Any way, the minute I can make my headline say "My friend Leon" instead of adding all the unnecessary descriptives, is when we truly have equality (we are equal, cause he's big fuck with big guns and he can squash me like a punk grape, but I can out eat him at the buffet).
To me, we are in a class war, not a race war.
I actually have a big Black friend named Leon. The guy cracks me up as we both talk about what was going on in the world.
He told me as a big Black man, he has now taken to wear his Marine fatigues because he doesn't want to frighten the nice White folk. With his military duds, he is seen as a hero on both sides. He cracks me up.
Any way, we laugh about a lot that's been going on and I expressed how upset I was that we are no longer able to laugh about things. He understood. Everyone is so serious now. But it wasn't like it wasn't predicted.
Okay, so I'm ignorant.
Leon is a good dude to talk to to just crack wise. He doesn't care if the jokes are bigoted or not. And, for you social justice woke asshats, no he REALLY doesn't care. Because he comes from the same place I do...comedy and laughs come from a obvious place. Our relations with one another and laughing about our differences. Without these, comedians are fucked beyond all recognition. For FUBAR for short. Because these inherent differences in all of us, we can laugh. We can tell these jokes (and trust me, most are at my expense) and just know we're both good people. You can't even fucking joke anymore. And yes, I do blame the Left. Because comics thrived under YOU. The Right had a reputation of being starched shirt assholes. So, no surprise there. But you fucks are suppose to be the fun loving criminals. You are the real fascists.
But this isn't only about telling jokes. It's about unity. Leon and I have had some disagreements. He is a grunt and can deal with stress. Though I wonder about any PTSD. But we don't talk about race. We talk about movies. Or rather, making movies. We talk about his return to school. How is the family? Got a dog? Yes, it's somewhat boring. But race never comes into it.
I put the "big Black Friend" in the title, because it is what society has come to. Labels. Lefties fall over themselves proving how progressive they are by...patronizing the Black community. And the Right put knees on Black people's necks.
Just kidding.
No, they are on the defensive now, and some pretend they aren't privileged.
Hey assholes, EVERYONE IN AMERICA IS PRIVILEGED! You either believe that or you believe we are being sussed by media (which I know we have). Now we're arguing about the degree of which we are privileged. Which is hilarious when the "progressive" Left are the ones to lecture us on being grateful. I AM grateful. You can't pound guilt into what I've been able to exist as. Yes, it's taken me over 40 years to learn how grateful I am. For everything. Not just what my folks have given me, or this country. Americans are so entitled now, they take every bit of the Constitution and dig deep for a slight. My eldest sister is like this. And it is irritating. The world is dead to her because she believes the world is against her. That anyone who does the tiny-ist thing to set her off, is her enemy. I tell her just do what I do "insult and scream at them and let it go." I hope she took that as a joke.
But you can't tell.
Because we've become a nation of old ladies (yes, labels).
Scared and ungrateful and looking into other peoples' backyard to complain. Old ladies love to talk about how they can improve you. Even if you live a better life than them (regardless of what you consider a 'better life' is, it's never their idea of it). They are miserable old angry and bored. Because no one looks at an old lady. Because they're irrational. A hot curvy young one, we listen to.
But no one wants to admit any of this.
I saw today, Amazon has a "Black Lives Matter" banner in support of the movement. I took a step back, because it's weird to see corporate step up. I don't believe in the cause, but that took some balls. As I'm sure some old lady is going to complain. And I mean "old lady" to mean young people who love to complain as well.
Old Southern ladies are probably the worst of the bunch. Maybe, old Southern ladies and Northern Jewish ladies are probably the least tolerable people to be around. Nothing is ever good enough. And "bless your heart"
Any way, the minute I can make my headline say "My friend Leon" instead of adding all the unnecessary descriptives, is when we truly have equality (we are equal, cause he's big fuck with big guns and he can squash me like a punk grape, but I can out eat him at the buffet).
To me, we are in a class war, not a race war.
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