Friday, April 21, 2017

Old People

There aren't that many immature Asian people. We tend to hang out with old people or talk about old shit. But we're super sqauresville. Americans know that. It's not a stereotype, even if I rode a dirtbike through a vase shop with flaming batons, people would still say "well, he could probably do calculus too."

It's not a bad way to go. Rarely do we get shot this way by the poh-leese. But...we don't get hot broads either. Banging hot girls want the impression of animal lust. It's primal. A guy who can calculate numbers dries up snatch pretty quick. Like Sahara and shit.

So, be kind to us. We get so very little tail. And what we get is...sub-level. Titless really.

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