I had a massive thing for Stormy a ways back. With most porn actresses they come and go (get it?). But seriously, she seemed very sturdy and for a mini-Asian dude like me, a lot to disappear in. She also seemed like White trash, so she was obviously dirty. Even looking at her, you get a boner. Not sure why. I think because she is a great lookin' gal.
Any way, people are trying to link her with the Don (Trump).
If I were Trump, here's my stance.
"Yeah, I banged her. What else is a woman like that good for? Then I paid her. Does that not fulfill women's liberation? Think about it, 'Merica...this sex worker has one function in life. That is to drain men of their seed. The stress goes away, and we all win! Most of you want marijuana to be legal, nuh-uh...Women like Stormy make our lives a much better place."
Now the feminists can't shit themselves over that statement, because..well, a girl's gotta make a living and the alt-Right can't be all that happy, because it mars the sacred vows of marriage. So people would just be confused. Of course Trump banged her like a cheap drum. She probably smelled like fries and chocolate cake. I can't fault him for that. I'd want a roll with her. All I get are old photos and a few clips from PornHub to remind me...Jimmy Fucking Retard Kimmel put her on his show. For no other reason than to say he could. And she didn't say shit.
Who really got fucked there, ABC?
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