Tuesday, January 23, 2018

"Den Of Thieves" (2018)


Part “The Usual Suspects” “Heat” and “Training Day” well…any caper dirty cop movie, it’s actually nice to see Los Angeles be the city in which people randomly kill other people.
But for the love of God, don’t look too deeply into this movie or you’ll just hate it. I say give yourself the freedom to just watch something that isn’t politically heavy handed about fish-fucking or sad sack townies nagging on a billboard.
This is about man against man. The “den” being a wolf den of maniacs and monsters. The real problem is…I wanted a cop who was worse than the criminals. Then it becomes some other kind of movie. In other words…it has no idea what it is. BUT, that is the new template of a Gerard Butler flick. I mean, did it matter how silly “Olympus Has Fallen” was? Nope. You had fun. Then later, as you picked apart the logic, you told yourself it’s not worth watching again. Though, you DID have fun the first time.
Also, the supporting cast are fun. They literally stop the movie to show that 50 Cent’s home life is normal…normal-ish. He’s a family man. And it awesome to see writer director Christian Gudegast rip off “Bad Boys II.”
Anyway, this is like watching too rams pummel each other for a bit. The penis swinging contest isn’t actually the centerpiece of the movie. It’s an afternoon slow day that you can enjoy something like this. In fact, get really drunk and enjoy the movie. It’s really that type of flick.

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