Tuesday, March 17, 2015

Hipster Children

Fuck you. I want to kick your fucking kid in the fucking head. Then kick you in the balls. Look fuckface who couldn't start that glam hipster band you wanted to at 20 and at 40 you're still wearing black nail polish. I hope you die in a fucking burning building. STOP thinking your cooler than the people who raised you and start acting like a grown up. A grown up doesn't treat their 3 year old like an extension of themselves. They don't care who the Ramones are. And you're not unique. You're an asshole who won't let their kids be kids. You feed them gluten free, free range shit. And pump it in their brains that society is toxic to them. Know why? People hate your fucking stupid face.

You overspend on clothes they outgrow in a few months because your ex (yes, she probably got enough of this faggoty shit) forced this on you. You're NOT cool. You're old. And you aren't expressing anything. You're raising a bigger asshole than you. Because this type of "expression" says to the kid that there are no boundaries to them. They are king. And they are the best. Your retarded kid sucks, dude. AND now you saddled them with hip punk kids. I can't stand this trend in Los Angeles. Burnout losers. And you wonder why there are shit head kids in L.A.

You know what the real problem is? Women who fuck whiny fagbots. You know these guys who tag strippers? Strippers are deeply abused women who find guys who are like...women. Makes sense, yes? Because a "rocker" is spineless coward of a crybaby which they describe as "sensitive." Yeah, you perpetuate these fucking assholes. Like Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson. Your kid is going to get so many jokes about jizzing in your face. You couldn't punk someone back then, you're going to be castrated now. So raise your kids like kids. Let them understand the appreciation of Osh Kosh. Not spike their hair into a mohawk and make them look like your stupid face. THAT should be child abuse.

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