Monday, March 7, 2016

Erin Andrews: The $55 Million Dollar Peep Show

She most likely never see that money. Or they'll just reduce it to something manageable. Since Marriot has deep-ish pockets.

Not that she was victimized for the intrusion. As a celeb hanging in her hotel in Nashville, you gotta' wonder what the fuck she was doing just air drying in the room itself. Call me modest, but I hate just dangling in any open room. I think because I have this odd fear my junk could be caught in something bad. Like an air conditioner unit or something. I guess that wouldn't be a problem for Andrews. But whatever, the case was because these assholes at the front counter told the stalker which room she was in. THEN gave him the room next to hers. The guy didn't bust out a glory hole or anything like that, but he did post the video and pics of her. Which...quite honestly, she's a pretty lady, but there are better bodies on any of the "-Tubes" porn channels. AND you get to see deeper snatch.

Andrews doesn't even look like a good lay. She looks pissed. Or determined. Like Kelly Preston fucking Tom Cruise in "Jerry Maguire." Mechanical and very...athletic. But with zero warmth (yeah, call me a homo, whatever).

Incidentally, attorney mouthpiece, Mark "celeb-tard" Geragos underestimated the value of this case, citing it closer to $3 million. That would make him a terrible lawyer.

Marriott should've settled, I guess. Or maybe they tried but she wouldn't have it. Good gamble.

*I'm afraid to post photos of E. Andrews, since she may sue for the two nickels I possess.

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