Monday, September 11, 2017

Hurricane Murder

Crystal McDowell, 37, was allegedly murdered by her husband
during Hurricane Harvey.
Her body was found in a wooded area in Texas.
That is a trophy wife no doubt...check out how happy they were:
So here's my jag...don't pick a natural disaster to kill your spouse.
Cops are dumb, but they're not THAT dumb. And if she's a hot piece of botox'd ass...and you're a bald stupid dickface...seriously don't kill your wife at all. What exactly was the end game here? People would feel sorry for you? No, you know what the public thinks? You're lucky to have tagged that tail, so look at all the good things about life. Instead, some guy in prison is gonna make you their bitch and your children are taken away.

Not sure if some scalp medicine caused you this stupidity, but...next time...let nature takes its course. She'd probably be dead by the next boob job anyway.


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