You can break down girls you want to ask out
into two categories 1) those who want to talk to you 2) those who don’t
Case in point. Last night as I was out at my friend’s play,
a girl had stepped out to smoke outside as I watched my other friend Jared
smoke. I recall asking her if she knew anyone in the play, to which she replied
that the front row she arrived with were all in a previous play with the
director of the one we were watching. She didn’t tell me that. Even though I
asked the question, she told Jared that. There was a moment when she did ask
what we did. To which I decided to pump Jared up (since it was his birthday the
next day, and in a sense our outing to this play). I told her that Jared was
responsible for the export of the “Star Wars” trailer the world just saw.
Literally, the world. It blew up, like insane. She perked up and physically (I’m not joking) moved forward. She
didn’t move towards me. Nope. She moved towards Jared. After a mindless
jibber-jabber of crap, she’d mentioned she was from Maryland, for which I had a
ex-girlfriend who was from there. I talked about Silver Spring. She was from
Annapolis. Yes, boys and girls, she didn’t tell me that. She told Jared.
Meanwhile, as I’m having a one-sided conversation, Jared was standing puffing
on his cigarette, it seemed…frozen that a cute girl was talking.
So, as we re-entered the building (as intermission ended),
she finally introduced herself to Jared. I’d be maybe a few feet away, didn’t
address me at all. Even though I did most of the talking…er…I mean, listening.
He found out her name. Later, after the show, she sought him out and they
exchanged numbers.
Now the lesson here is, it doesn’t matter if you are
interesting or not. If they want to talk to you, they will find a way to talk
to you, if they don’t, they won’t, no matter how charming or suave you think
you are. Sometimes they’ll even talk to an inanimate object close to you rather
than return your look. Not to say Jared was inanimate, but…I’ve seen corpses
with more movement. Less of a deer-in-headlights look.
My advice is this, if she is doing the talking to you, and
she bats back ANY question. She is interested. A disinterested girl could care
less about what you do. If seems nervous but still hovers around you, even if
you stand there with your mouth open like a fish floundering on the launch
deck, she wants to get with you. If a conversation ended weird and she STILL
comes back to talk to you some more…she wants your children. These are all
facts.
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