Tuesday, August 1, 2017

Steve Bartman: The Goat Returns

Remember this fucking mook?
He's the clown who disrupted a play which (some believe) caused the initial slide in the National League Championship loss of the Cubs to the Florida Marlins. So it was conjectured. The amp'd up Chicago fans were so incensed by this that he had to leave with security in tow.

Well guess what? This dumbfuck gets a World Series ring. Yep, the Cubs meant to do right by some dork...and why your city is growing in murder, to cure a wrong that was done to some fan who had essentially ended some hopes. Nevermind in the 13 years following, many people died without seeing their Cubbies win. Yep, let's reward...a mistake.

God, I hate Chicago. It use to be such a cool place. Now it's full of kinda-Leftist, ever since Obama claimed that city. Which, by the way, the place has gotten WORSE. But let's overlook that for second so we can feel good about ourselves for handing good ol' Steve Bartman a World Series ring.

If I were him, I'd throw it in Lake Michigan or pawn it on EBay. It's not worth much if the sparkling thing always reminds you of how you fucked up.

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