Friday, August 18, 2017

Heather Heyer's Mother

Susan Bro is going to learn a very hard lesson in life.
That your life is going to dissected. And we're about to discover how much your kid hated you and...wait there's no Dad around.
Yeah, that is life of a woman crusader. The Dad isn't there so you naturally you hate the world. And everything Trump is, because he looks like every Dad you hated. Golf playing, stupid visor dumb bloated Dad.
So now, Susan will also be waiting for...um...her catch phrase. Like "Bro, Stop Hate!" Or "Bro, Hit the Brakes!" or "Bro...Knows Other Bros" That's going to get annoying fast.

Also, let's stop being so fucking blow-hardy. She was in the wrong place at the wrong time. In the case of John McLane...Yes, he stepped up to bat. I want a story where she pushed a retarded kid in a wheelchair out of the way. But, she didn't do that. But she's still a hero...yawn.
Heather's mom...admit you fucked up in life. Most people would move SO further in life if that were the case. You know, now that I think about it, it would be amazing if she were saving the wildlife preserve (a real cause) and she got eaten by a rhino or some really fucked up shit like that. It is a very fine line between comedy and martyrdom.

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