Monday, February 8, 2016

In Regards To Cam Newton

...I think a LOT of people didn't care who won the game, just that Cam Newton would lose it. The guy is arrogant and showboat-y. But again, who cares...Broncos beat them, and he clammed up. Now he's being criticized for disappointingly walking away from the post-game interview. I wonder what it would've been like to their fans had he smiled his million dollar smile and waved at the press and said "we'll get 'em next time, yes siree!" With a small pump of the fist and a upbeat exit? We'd test him for drugs.

A friend had pointed out that the dance he does, while obnoxious as fuck, it may be that he does it out of superstition. I sort of believe it. That awful smug arm thing he does with the dancing is fucking lame as fuck. Reminds me of a child playing peek-a-boo. Well, now that we're all in the off-season, maybe he should mouth ball that for...oh say...until he retires. Maybe he does it, like a baseball player steps out of the batter's box, kicks dirt from his cleats, grabs his nutsack and spits. If this cycle delineates, they will fall into a slump. Same with the dancin'.

T.J. Ward, a defensive back for the Broncos, mentioned how much the Panthers would rather be backup dancers and rappers. It seems that may be what he was referring to. Yep, shut up and get the job done. Had the result been different, I'm sure Newton would've been much more obnoxious beyond our imaginations. In a sense, Broncos annoying garbage trumped Panthers annoying garbage. So...with millionaires celebrating, while...um...millionaires lament, the only victims seems to be the viewers. And whomever needs to watch Beyonce's tribute to Black Lives Matter.
* I've just learned that the dance that Cam does when he scores is known as "dabbing." I guess, dabbing your tears because you're happy? Or because you're mocking the other team? Fuck if I know. It's really gay.

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