Monday, May 23, 2016

Vegans: Dumb Airheads

The fuck you climbing Mt. Everest for?
Dr. Maria Strydom suffered high-altitude pulmonary edema, which fluid built up in her head and she died. The sherpas must be laughing their assess off every time these White billy goats attempt this. For what reason...here's a new one:

“It seems that people have this warped idea of vegans being malnourished and weak,” Strydom said in an interview on Monash’s blog. “By climbing the seven summits we want to prove that vegans can do anything and more.”

So Vegans can do anything? Well, apparently they can die a painful death on a mountain already littered with corpses. You know what I'd be more proud of? Helping retarded children in Africa or some shit like that. Even if you reached the summit, no one gave a fuck. And no one gives a fuck now. Your family is devastated though. So...great job proving to us...nothing.

I also need to add, this whole notion that she died doing what she loved. Slowly suffocating in high-altitude wouldn't be my first choice of doing what I love. People, the thing has been scaled by people already. You're not breaking new ground, so do something else. Christ.

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