Saturday, May 21, 2016

"Billy Bathgate" (1991)

This was in a two-pack blu-ray I got for $2.00. I want my $1.99 back

So…instead of focusing on the gangster, we see the gangster life through a supposed “kid” and his relationship to Dutch Schulz. Okey-dokey.
Dutch is played by Dustin Hoffman. The least intimidating guy pretty much…ever. Yet he’s asked to play one of the most hotheaded gangsters in history. Sorry, don’t buy it. The whole entire exchange between him and Bruce Willis is silly. Tough guy talk from a nebbish to an action star is really weird. It doesn’t really matter how many tantrums you have him throw, he’s clearly not that tough.
The story does focus on Loren Dean’s character, who is a kid from the depressed streets of the Bronx named Billy. He changes his last name to “Bathgate” on the spur of the moment name-game. Of course no one from those parts would understand it is a fake name, since everyone in New York City knows every street. Your pretty much defined by where you grew up. So, it’s boneheaded. Or is he smart? So says Dutch Schulz, so that he can be integrated into this plot.
The movie is really stupid. Characters doing things to supplement the plot. Such as, Billy always being within earshot of Dutch and the lawyer. And Dutch’s gang which included a very young Steve Buscemi, seem to take a shine to the kid. For no real reason. He’s annoying but he is a go-getter. Sort of. They’re so dumb, or at least the script is, because they constantly mention the googly eyes he makes to Mrs. Drew Preston, the gangster moll who is passed around, but turns out she’s just a bored rich guy’s wife. I guess since the story really needed her to be. It’s a weird mix of what seems like reality and a fantasy role play between actors.
There are easier ways to get a Nicole Kidman naked, considering this was roughly her first role. It was odd how awkward her nudity was in this movie. Shown but then covered up. Is it worth sitting through this movie to see them. Hell no!

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