Friday, February 9, 2018

Paul Marciano And Kate Upton's Fun Bags

Voluptuous model Kate Upton has come out and said that Guess? creator Paul Marciano groped her and made her feel sexually assaulted.

Bitch, you make your money showing your fucking tits to the world. Now...this is offensive? How in God's name did you not learn YOUR lesson from Anna Nicole Smith who popped a shit ton of pills and alcohol, and bit it in a hotel lobby. Of course this dude was going to grab some chest meat. Probably smelled your panties after you returned them to the house of Guess? I would. I haven't. But I would.

Shit lady, you aren't a spring chicken in the business. And even if you were, you knew the consequences. You're from fucking Detroit!

Most women did understand these terms. If you warned them about the guy, kudos! But you didn't until this new movement came out. The accuse until the person has to issue and apology. For paying you to show your tits and ass. You know who doesn't pay you to show your tits and ass? Denny's.
But what are we really talking about here? Are you blowing the whistle on something everyone universally knows as a perverted business? Guess? doesn't sell their shit because grandma's buy it. They sell it to bubbleheaded blondes (apparently). You know who REALLY loves Guess? shit? Asians. Thick blondes are our favorites. I suggest going to any city in Asia and flaunting your shit there. We'll at the very least maul you politely. There are a gazillion blonde, big tittied women out there that will take your place and gladly be groped. They're tits, lady!

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