Thursday, November 17, 2016

Who The F Is Mike Pence?

First off, he's listed as "Mike" instead of "Michael" That's pretty fucking rad.
Second, who the F is Joe Biden?
Vice Presidents seem to be useless. So, I won't get too much into that.
For liberals, damn dude...this guy seems to be Satan warmed over. Or so they think. It was a comedy bit by Dave Chappelle. Saying if he ever won presidency, he'd elect a Mexican VP. They wouldn't dream of assassinating him knowing who would follow.

It sounds like he's a real asshole though. Fine tuning who can get abortions. By the way, who the fuck cares? I will NEVER understand this one. A woman can do whatever they want with their bodies. Fact. It's hilarious old White dudes even chime in on it. Maybe this country is more Christian than we realize. Or maybe you realized and I'm just catching up.

Abortions isn't murder. I can't fucking remember shit when I was three years old. You think a fetus knows anything? Go fuck yourselves. You think this leads to more reckless behavior? Hate to break it to you, but this new generation aren't like our generation. They don't accept rejection as easily. So they aren't in THAT big of a hurry to bone. Teens are less...animalistic as we were, since all we had were shitty smut magazines found in the woods somewhere. Kids today grow up with porn. So when a teen guy sees a snatch now...yawwwwnnnn!

So back off, Pence.
And for you Trump haters, be careful what's behind him seems pretty bad.

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