"Miss Ability"

I got a funny idea for a movie and you can take it if you want. It's stupid. But some people enjoy stupid.

It's called "Miss Ability" It's about a crippled chick in a wheelchair (Audrey) who's a world class bitch. People constantly try to help her out of human kindness but is met with just profane behavior. Her great aunt dies and leaves her a fortune and a home. But it's in a different country. So, being a cripple, she has to recruit the help of her pool boy (Spencer), who is the only person who can tolerate her, since he wants money to go on a ski trip. They embark on the trip.

Being that he is of college age, of course, he finds a cripple in a wheelchair...a little sexy. He makes moves on her, to the disgust of people. They get sidetracked in Bavaria, and get ripping drunk at Octoberfest. You can really have fun with wienerschnitzel sight gags here, if you want.

They finally make it to Vienna, where her great aunt lived. We discover her great aunt was also a cripple. To which, the secret is revealed... Audrey isn't crippled. She just wants to act like a bitch to everyone. Spencer is miffed at her. He felt more connected to her when she was a cripple. He leaves for Switzerland, to meet up with his friends. Audrey is upset. She grew to love Spencer.

Months later, Spencer is in the Alps skiing. Guess what happens? Breaks his fucking leg. And his spine. He is paralyzed. And a cripple. Guess who comes to visit him? Audrey. She stands by his bedside.

you can have this idea if you want.