Friday, December 11, 2015

Mountain Of Presents

Hey monsters, Merry Christmas.
Or soon to be. Hey did you read this story about a Mother who bought her 3 children 300 gifts, blowing through about $2,000? A few were for her and her husband too. The mountain of gifts is below.

Her name is Emma Tapping:

  

I'm not entirely sure why people are giving her such a hard time over it. Aside from the fact that the top of her eyelids don't touch her pupils (kuuuuhhhh-razy). But, it may be that she's really spreading a bad message about Christmas.
Really?
Fuck, I want a ton of presents that average out to $7 per gift. You know what they could be? A ton of underwear or socks. Then they're all fucked and you get a good laugh. Personally, it's the real spirit of Christmas. A mound of crap you won't ever appreciate again. I think the point is that some homeless person or an orphan may see this and feel bad. Like you give a fuck. But, it is something to consider as the air gets briskier. That you don't overindulge yourself, just because you can. The spirit of Christmas may be to have your kid pick one gift and give it to a needy child. That's not a bad idea, right? Be menschy and shit.
All in all, I happen to find this shit funny. Both what she did, and how people reacted to her.

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