Thursday, January 21, 2016

Stephanie Seymour's D.U.I.

I had a massive crush on the former Mrs. Axl Rose. Both these nudnicks went off the deep end with each other. Axl, without a doubt, physically abused Stephanie. And it ended ugly. Not surprising in a rock star's life.
Stephanie was once of the original Victoria Secret angels. Busty where it mattered, but saddled with a bubble brain. How did Kathy Ireland dodge it, is more the mystery. Anyway, Stephanie married rich. A billionaire. And so her life as a trophy wife moved forth.


She's 47 now. And got busted backing into a car on a freeway. She smelled of alcohol and lost her balance. Some would say, she lost her bearings decades ago. Well, I think she's learning a pretty harsh lesson in life now...women after the age of 35 regardless of pre-supermodel status, don't get to get out of trouble.

There was probably a time when she was getting away with reckless behavior. But like the rest of us past 30, we can't flash our tits and kowtow to a police officer. I wouldn't doubt that Stephanie's former status as a model would bend rules.

I think most women should feel a sense of...the world righting itself when things like this happens. Yeah, you'd be a hater, but there is a satisfaction about seeing people who've gotten away with so much sort of coil into their own fame. Or in this case former fame.

She'll be fine, and most likely won't do community service...like CalTrans (ugh). But, this type of press is pretty bad. You're in Matthew Perry territory.

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