Brandi Glanville is a "Real Housewives..." celeb. She also hosts her own podcast about everything that goes on in her bubblehead. It's unfiltered. Which means she says STUPID shit. In fact, she's getting sued now for claiming Joanna Krupa has a smelly vagina. I can't believe they give away this shit for free. She's a plastic mess of a person, which she proudly admits to. Bad botox'd face. But a lot of fun to listen to.
Anyway, I listen to her podcast for a few reasons.
1) it's good to hear middle age woman perspective. Because desperate angry people are just...funny
2) especially if she was hot one time in her life and now an aging angry hag
3) who constantly pines that there are no good guys in L.A.
4) but refuses to acknowledge that maybe it's her and not the guy
One of her constant loops is how there aren't any good guys in Los Angeles. No there are. They just don't meet YOUR standards. Although she says she takes the flaws, it's more like she's one of us guys. We will let shit behavior fly because the chick is hot. She lets things go because the guys she dates are hot. She claims her single friends (her age, 42) are constantly without a guy. That they make their own money, have a level head and strive for family.
Yeah, they have to come to realize you are all cunty messes. Because they compete with each other to make the other person jealous instead of being happy for themselves. This might include giving the occasional not handsome guy a chance. Fuck that noise. It's easier to complain.
I'm not going to front. We're the same way. I lament the two hot blondes I let go (or rather they got sick of looking at me and dumped me without as much as a notice). I don't complain there aren't any women out there...I just move forth. A little angry, sure...but that's because I lost my trophies I couldn't parade around.
Why listen to Brandi Glanville? Because, as a fellow addict (for which she has yet to admit to her own alcoholism) they tend to say the most inappropriate things, much like Gilbert Gottfried (which this just comes natural). A functional drunk is fun...UNTIL they unleash themselves on you.
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