Sunday, December 4, 2016

Black Santa

Does it really fucking matter? People are losing their damn minds over an imaginary guy. If your kids are bummed their Santa is Black, I would think you have bigger problems in life. Such as...who has the time to think of these things besides dummies?

"How do I explain why the Santa is Black?" How about the same way you would the drunk White one. "Santa can't be everwhere, dummy. Specifically, White Santa is too scared to stop off on Lenox Avenue." You figure it out based on how little you think of your kid.
Also..
Black Jesus? No one...and I mean NO ONE follows Jesus as the Black community. He SHOULD be Black. Black Jew like Yaphett Kotto or Sammy Davis Jr. Because that's uber-rare. And Jesus should be different and unique.

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