Sunday, February 24, 2019

I'd Like To Thank - Oscar 2019

First off, fuck them all for not nominating me. For what? Fuck you, is what. There's a sequel in the works.

Hey, ever notice that today's Left wing Hollywood never thanks the public that pay to watch their digital garbage? Or home videos as I call them. If you look back at the days of when Hollywood was REALLY conservative they couldn't thank their public enough. What's changed? Seems the new actor is more self-involved than most. Now you could chalk this up to "The People's Choice Award" where they thank the people, but that's not the stage for that. The people are what we are beholden to. And celebs have forgotten that. You know what THAT does? Makes them appear, once again, they feel they are superior.
The one thing you should know about celebrity (which you most likely do already) it's fleeting. There are a ton of actors who show up to these conventions that baffle me why they don't work. They've already proven they can act. Why not hire them and save the headache of casting. Better yet, write for them.
That said, the public is fickle and I can see where one would eventually hold them in contempt. For me, I've always thought the masses were dumb. Individually smart though. But if it were not for them pumping their hard earned dollars to see them, they would just be playing an accordion at a bus stop in Tarzana. BE GRATEFUL. BE HUMBLE. If an actor is going to cultivate any image, it's that you respect the people. Tonight, they will put on a show to reward themselves for being rich and famous and can fake being someone else real good. To me...this is not curing any disease. If people are ever wondering why there's a new disgust for social justice messages in speeches. Especially the Latin American performers ones who take pot shots at American politics. Dude, your country sucks fucking dick. Which is why they're risking life to get here. Get a fucking clue.
Also, stop assuming Americans are dumb. A typical Hollywood celebs is making the greatest mistake today...that's lecturing the public on a night of awarding yourselves. If you don't know why that is wrong, you are a self-centered dickbag. Which we already know you are.

Yesterday, they broadcasted the Independent Spirit Awards. Aubrey Plaza hosted. She's great. First off, I love when they thank "Sony Classics" or "Paramount Vantage" or "Plan B"...these people are funded by studio. True indie movies...no one has seen. They are also pretty fucking awful. So I get it. But Aubrey had fun fucking with the idealism of the award. How phony it is. In her adorable deadpan style (yeah, I'd like to bang her). I think what really set this one apart from any other award is maybe the Independent Spirit. Making movies you know doesn't sell a bunch of tickets but expands movie watching vocabulary. You don't need people throwing each other through walls or explosions to get a point across. In fact, 90 years of it only to be undone of the following 10+ that required it.

True independent cinema is avant garde. None of these are what I would call...Ramen flicks (meaning you ate ramen for months to make it). Hollywood poor is so different than Joe America Broke poor.
Any way, pay attention to who thanks America and the public. Doubt any will.

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