Friday, March 4, 2022

Ukranian Brides

Not to get all weird with this war fraud prez Joe Biden could've prevented, but I suspect there is going to be an incredible influx of Ukranian women looking for men. Most likely American men, because we have freedom. And money. And after they use you up, they've no regard to dump your ugly ass. I laugh about this, though it's most likely serious. I can't imagine American men marching in with a Ukranian woman now and the government agent not laughing their asses off. American Dude: We're here to get married Immigration Agent: Bro, she's way too hot for you American Dude: Yeah, but past 30 years old, she'll look like a babushka. Immigration Agent: Fair enough. STAMP: Approved! We make jokes about Russian mail order brides. Russian women are sturdy people. They can take a pounding. Not abuse, but what they've come from and what they get in free America is life changing. Getting to America is a lottery ticket for sure. If not to stay out of the cold. I dunno. I often wonder who leaves this arrangement first. I mean, Ukranian bride must feel some gratitude you rescued them suffering. Conversely, in some cases, they pay people to marry them to stay in this country. In that case, run when you want. I know a few arrangements like these. Where people have married to keep a foreigner in America. I'm curious by this, but not at all that outraged by it. Look, if you can pay someone money to marry you to stay in the country, you have resources. However, for those who are looking out to take advantage of beautiful women who've lost their country to war...man...Hell has a warm spot for you.

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