Are You Deaf Or Are You Retarded?

I've had to say this to a few co-workers...are you deaf or retarded?

Both are forgivable. It stops people in their tracks and they finally fucking listen.

If you can master the art of conversation, you will rule this world.

Here's how it works:

Shut your stupid fucking face.

Listen before you talk.

Acknowledge what you heard and build from it. Or at least, acknowledge the person has a valid point. Especially if it's based on facts or experience. I know, some of you want to stretch your intelligence. Trust me, you're an idiot. LEARN.

Too many of you assholes, specifically people in this industry, are way ahead of themselves. They are already thinking about the next thing to say before digesting what YOU'VE just said. You know what impression that makes? Class?

Anyone?

Bueller?

That you are a moron who can't process information. Or that you believe you are the most cleverest person on the planet. Creative types are like this.

The younger group of folk actually are better at processing information because they need something from you. My age bracket have grossly slipped.

IF you are an actor...Jesus for the love of God, repeat to yourself "I am NOT the most funniest, cleverest person on the planet" There is nothing more off putting than an actor who is constantly "on."

Not a single person above the line I know wants to deal with this type of person for 12 hour days.

If you want people to get along with you on set, seriously...absorb what people are saying to you before you talk.