Friday, May 27, 2016

"The Glimmer Man" (1996)



Strangely enough, this movie about serial killers is Steven Seagal’s most comedic role. He’s a zen cop paired up with Keenan Ivory Wayans to find a person who is murdering families, but it becomes much more than that as it involved Seagal’s past. I couldn’t tell you one character’s name, but I love this movie for all the wrong reasons.
I’m sure, as reviews have mentioned, this was Warner Bros. fast tracking on the heat behind “Seven.” Around the mid-90’s we had a ton of serial killer movies. So why not have  one with their most bankable star. I’m not sure what Wayans was doing in this movie, besides a paycheck, but…you almost sense he was written for a different person in mind. As with most castings, I’m always fascinated by what could’ve been. What would’ve been the pairing? I’m not sure. But Wayans hold his own against Seagal’s random non-sequitor comments. They are odd tidbits of stream of consciousness that, well, honestly, I’m not entirely sure how Seagal got away with saying those lines. In fact, he is actually the comic relief. Kind of.
The story begins with Wayans as a L.A. detective being paired up with Seagal who is something of an expert at ritual killings. He’s a zen weirdo who is disliked by the L.A. branch (didn’t know they swapped) police department. He is a New York transplant and seems to know more than the “laid back” West Coast. Kind of.
They both seek out the ritual killing but stumble on something else. Copy cat murders made to look like the actual serial killer. SO now we have TWO plots going on. Which ties into a random school shooting scene, where upon chance these two end up at a school being terrorized by a mentally unstable kid…who happens to be the son of…ah…well, it’s all so complicated and random.
Let’s be honest here, back in those days I was more interested in how Seagal was going to kick someone’s ass that sass mouthed him. And there aren’t many disappointments here. Though a majority of the time, the assault charges alone would’ve sidelined him permanently. But that’s our pussified 2016 eyes looking back at a world that seemed so much better if you can smack hired goons around. I think these types of movies will always have a place in Americans’ hearts as long as due process is still part of our justice system. To me, justice meant Seagal busted chops so hard, people would be afraid to file any charges.
I really like Keenan Ivory Wayans. He always seemed like such a pleasant person. I think they were trying to look for the next “Lethal Weapon” Black/White combo. And it’s not a bad attempt. Only that…if you think about the presence of Seagal and his overbearing personality in most of his movies (not needing a sidekick), I would say it’s a miraculous accomplishment.
Look for that underrated character actor Bob Gunton (warden from “Shawshank Redemption”) as another sleazy rich guy slimeball and a young Nikki Cox as a Catholic school girl. Both a lot of fun to watch.

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