So the teams are set to meet in Santa Clara, CA. The site of
which I saw a Bengals/49ers game.
Denver Broncos & Carolina Panthers.
Yeah, underwhelming. For one, you got Peyton Manning
(Denver’s record tieing 8th Super Bowl) against Cam Newton and a
bunch of who-the-fuck-are-they? The only dudes I know is Luke Kuechly. And
that’s just because he is a Cincinnati kid. And Ted Ginn Jr. because he played
for Ohio State.
I’m a little miffed this investigation into Manning getting
delivery of human growth hasn’t been the focus of this win. I’ve wondered in
the past how just one year out of
a broken neck injury, he was able to play the next year. Pretty amazing,
considering it sidelined Dan Marino for life. Fuck, Manning is only a year
younger than me and he’s still on the field with massive angry people who want
to injure you. I don’t take that much punishment and I’m just…tired.
You can chalk this up to modern medicine and the ability to
fix things, but that’s even more proof, athletes at this caliber are juicing.
Consider that in their mind what would be the difference between a doctor injecting
you with cortisol to push back ligament damage or numb shoulder pain to a
little hormone to recover faster? Ticky tack but EASILY abused.
On the other side is Cam Newton. I’ve been a critic of his
for a while. Frankly, seeing him in the line, before the snap count makes you
want to throw up. If you’re a defense. He smugly moseys to the center, and
releases this long string of air, which sounds like air escaping his fat head.
Then he barks out count. But fuck, does the kid have an arm. Early in his
career the ball was sailing all over the place. He had the power, not the
control. He was the Ricky Vaughn of the NFL. He also panic and ran out of the
pocket, as he was good at that in college. In the NFL, you don’t live long
doing that. So he wised up there. And holy Hell, his passes are dangerous. When
I watch elite QBs toss, they have a little bit of air underneath them. Not Cam.
They are bullets. And with pinpoint accuracy (for the most part). They zip to a
receiver so fast, the defensive back looks about 3 yards off before he realizes
the guy caught it. That is scary for the future.
What I CAN’T stand, is that showboating ghetto garbage. That
dance he does makes me ill. Not seeing that alone makes me hope he doesn’t
score a damn touchdown. Because he’s essentially saying he’s doing this all
himself. You see Brady do it? You see Mannin do it? Rodgers? Nope. Just this
Superman dance he does catering to the crowd. The dance is Janet Jackson dumb.
And surprise he hasn’t been flagged for it.
I am glad to see two completely different teams make it this
year. But there’s no drama behind either of them. The Giants v. Patriots had a
ton of stories. If Arizona v. Steelers would’ve made it, great stories. But
these two…Broncos have that history, I suppose. Carolina, well…they could be
the Clemson of this game.
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