Michelle Obama Turned 54 And You Need To See Her In Bikini

...I think the media desperately wants you to think that Michelle is some spank bank material because it's slowly being run by women. Sorry, ladies, you can't fuck with biology. No matter how many middle aged women with two kids you throw at us.

She looks perfectly adequate for a woman her age. That's it. Incidentally, why is this suddenly something the media wants to press as amazing, when they couldn't stomach Melania Trump's bikini pics? Is this double standard. Or...oh wait, it's women hating other women.
The truth is, women salivate over these subpar images of Michelle, because they consider them...attainable. You aren't going to be a Russian mail order bride with great cheekbones and nice tits. So, constantly telling Michelle she has a banging body is equivalent to telling the dateless chick in school she can have any guy she wants. It's phony. And they know it. And it doesn't push your agenda. Only makes dudes take pot shots at her.

Again, she looks great for her age, but it's not like we need to splash her figure all over the news, especially when they're no longer in the White House.