Tuesday, June 21, 2016

The Fascinating Balls Of Steel Of "Clonus Horror" (1979)


For every movie like “Dark Star” that produced people like Dan O’Bannon & John Carpenter there’s a movie like “Clonus.” Released around the same time as “Alien” this movie made for $257,000 of personal money by director/writer/producer Robert Fiveson died on the vine. Check that, it didn’t get any support, so…it got murdered in shitbox theaters.
There was no real distribution, since back in those days, studios didn’t give a flying fuck if you made a movie on your own dime. They were too busy trying to get their own movies made and shoved out there. Of course, the story of “Clonus” would never be heard from had there not been a spicy little controversy.
The plot of it is pretty interesting. In a hidden mysterious industrial complex, a privileged society has clones being made. But one day a clone, bred to be a dumb shell of a being, starts being aware of their purpose. To support rich and powerful people. Sound familiar yet? Yep…it’s a movie that Dreamworks made with director Michael Bay as “The Island.” Now if you watch the movie, you can see practically shot for shot and beat for beat, the two movies match up. You think movie people would be smart enough to…figure out a way around it. But surprisingly, Spielberg’s company was involved. Fucking wild, huh? To boot, they ended up suing these assholes and settled out of court. Now I’m not sure the deal struck behind closed doors, but I can guarantee they paid out of pocket. Now as far as Robert Fiveson was involved…who knows. According to an interview he gave in 2004, the rights belong to a Sam Arkoff’s company. I wonder…if he got screwed twice. Since…he technically doesn’t even have the rights to his own movie…that he paid for. Lesson: Read the fine print when you decide to sign away your intellectual property. I guess.
I learned something valuable hearing about this. Not that I want to be any more paranoid. Just that there are unscrupulous people out there. It seems hard to decipher who is trying to look out for your best interest versus who’s just a smooth talker. This business can be rough
Speaking of which, Paulette Breen, the big jugged chick in this movie went to my alma mater Bowling Green State University and died alone and penniless in Van Nuys, CA. Most likely near where I live now. They don't tell stories like this in Entertainment Weekly:

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