Sunday, June 5, 2016

"Captain America: Civil War" (2016)

Do you think for a second they would let ANY of their characters kill each other off. Fuck Marvel and their pussification of crime and punishment. They are video game garbage world that makes me HATE that this what we're left with after adults abandoned all hope of story, logic or flat out common sense. But have fun, because this smoke and mirrors is what sells. Too bad for us.

Marvel wants its cake and eat it too. So they not only NOT kill off extra needless characters they actually introduce new ones. For one purpose, the rope in another demographic. C'mon...Black Panther? He has the same skill as Black Widow, except he's really black. And a prince/king and a martyr for angry militant African country. Hey, knuckleheads, it originated in Oakland, California. Oh right, semantics. Wow are audiences dumb. Oh it's not THAT Black Panther movement, but they act militant like THAT Black Panther movement. Puke.

Also the relationship between Bucky and Captain America...really? Most of us wouldn't help our friends move. This yontz protects him AFTER he finds out parents (not telling who) are murdered. Is there a grey area? Not really. Cap. Am. is supposedly a man of high moral character who values the justice system over friendship. Right.

This movie is proof society is lowering its standards of common sense. Not that I hate this film. It's fun whenever Rudd as Ant-Man gets involved. And the new Spiderman gives me hope. Marisa Tomei as Aunt May...gimme a break. There are no stakes in this movie. It's the worst part of Marvel stuff. It's for kids. If you approach as such, you will have a great time. I understand the market for this movie. And they blew up the bank in regards to who went to see this thing internationally. But this is awful filmmaking. Where else are we peabrains go into a movie expecting a fight between superheroes who burn, kick, punch throw, zap, pummel and still walk away from it friends? Go fuck yourself!

And for those assholes who tell me to "lighten up, it's only a movie." Yeah shit-for-brains, THIS is solely the reason why we don't have movies of substance that will withstand the zeitgeist of...oh...at minimum a month. The rest of the ones who are sick of this as well...um...they've already given up the fight to educate you morons.

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