Monday, June 4, 2018

Gay Cakes Pt. 2

The Supreme Court ruled that a baker wasn't in violation of discrimination when he didn't want to bake a cake for a same-sex marriage.
Why in God's name did it have to get THAT far. The fucking guy is running a business, and if he decides NOT to make a cake, fuck him...plenty of other people who will.
But apparently, that's not about the cake, but...injecting America with gay-er values. NO ONE GIVES A FUCK who you suck, scissor, plow, anal-ize, dildo, or whatever. NO ONE cares. Seriously. Okay maybe really extreme shit-heads. I certainly don't. So stop fucking trying to make everyone have to hear about it. Also, you newlyweds of different sex couples...you're annoying too. Lovey dovey anniversary announcements are super queer...I mean gay...I mean...no one fucking cares about that. We get it, you have people who love you and you get along with someone and they can tolerate you. Sorry, we all suck.

And then there's Seth MacFarlane. The creator of "Family Guy" who compared this to not seating Black people at restaurants back in the day. Huh? More like making some Islamic deli make you a ham sandwich. Forcing them really. Nope. Won't work there. The Black people counter scenario means you  hate them on all levels. In this case, it effects a small community. No one with common sense agrees with the anti-Black sentiment now. But everyone understands gay people and accepts them. Except this one cake dude.

So my point being, we need to get over ourselves a little. The hissy fits of the queer Nation can just go fucking throw their parade and celebrate being...homos. Or whatever. It's weird. You don't see parades for fucking sorority girls. Again, I think it's just an excuse to get drunk. Gays LOVE to get drunk. Seems it's to kill that feeling what they're doing is unnatural. Which it is. Just kidding, fellas.

Look, remember all those obscene cakes they use to make at bakeries? Do you even see those anymore? Dan Fielding fucked one in Season One of "Night Court." Let's all be like Dan Fielding. So you gays who feel slighted, make your own dick cake and shove it up your ass.

By the way, isn't it funny, rappers use to use the term "cake boy" as a term for gays?

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