"H.O.T.S" (1979)

There was a time pre-1979 that set off a lot of acronym movies. "D.A.R.Y.L" and "C.H.U.D." and so forth. "H.O.T.S." killed two birds with one stone. Setting off the anagram movie and sorority girl jiggle flick post-"Animal House."

This is what I truly miss about movies. Unrepentant nudity. As I was watching this, it reminded me of staying up at late as I could just to catch a peep of even blurred out boobs. They never showed this one because the entire movie would be blurred.

"H.O.T.S" is about girls who were thwarted from joining a more prestigious sorority aptly named "Pi." (one of the many things lifted by "Revenge Of The Nerds"). In retribution, they take on the misfits of sorority wanabees and set out to create their own sorority and steal their rival's men. Hijinks of raiding fraternities and random college level shenanigans ensue, including the stealing of a real life bear AND seal. The rest ends in a strip football game between them and the Pi's and...my God, SO MANY tits. You can tell the girls were very uncomfortable, as they do their best to press them down with an arm.

This movie is...well...it's a hidden gem. Because it is rambunctious and without moral. It is the pre-liberal days where this shit would've been shut down fast. I'm under the impression, and I've seen many times, women enjoy seeing themselves young and supple and sexy. The lead actress Susan Kiger is grandmother age now, and I can see her watching this movie and reminiscing about how her tits use to be drooled over. Or maybe a relative finds it and just is enamored with her body.

This is worth a free view on YouTube. A fun, dumb jaunt with girls who weren't so damn uptight as they are now.