CNN Fires Kathy Griffin For New Years Crap

..over the Trump fake bloody severed head.

What did that stunt cost her? $50-60,000? Who knows. Did it adjust her way of thinking. Probably not. I personally don't think she should've have apologized. If you can't commit to joke than you didn't get it either.

I'm sure some liberal media outlet will pick up her contract. She's a personality and will get some well wishers. It was incredibly stupid. Just ask Gilbert Gottfried about his joke about the Japanese post-tsunami.
Let's be clear here, none of these two are sorry they told the joke. Only that they got caught.

Israeli Wonder Woman Not Allowed

They're looking into banning "Wonder Woman" (2017) in Lebanon because Gal Gadot, who is Israeli, plays her. A fictional character of a comic book. God forbid they patronize a Jew who shows women are badasses and sexy funny chick too. It's hard to, I guess kill them when you have women that look like her (we're all primal).

Two things, one...is Lebanon really on Hollywood's list of "must get their money?" Nope.
Second, why not ban all of Hollywood movies. It's run by Jews...remember?
Also, if this is the way they feel, the fuck do idiots want Bernie Sanders as President Of The United States? I like the guy, but he is going to offend a lot of the Middle East. Just by being Bernie.

Anyway, "Wonder Woman" is getting awesome reviews. I'll see it because it was shot on film.
Speaking of Lebanon...their food is really good. I should have some today.

Kathy Griffin And the Beheaded Trump Thing

When did Griffin start looking like mini-Andy Dick?
Man, is she horse-faced and odd. Not that that has anything to do with the stunt, but damn...I was shocked how little plastic surgery does. Or don't put yourself in a situation that people are looking at a beheaded Trump over...you.

The biggest sin is that it wasn't even funny. Which, I guess...is the point?
It's actually pretty gruesome considering if you've ever seen a beheading video. Ugh.

I'm waiting for the memes now.
This is exactly the crap I've been talking about when it comes to the liberals. Where did these people start getting angry, stupid and petty. I honestly remember liberals being MUCH more fun and laid back. Is this a response to not getting love from Dad? Probably. Which is the lashing out of authority figures.
I'm not sure the backlash she is getting at this point. A lot of conservatives are whining that she needs to be arrested for a threat to the President of the United States. Which will draw out celebrity supporters. Because, her self-proclaimed D-listing is now...in the spotlight.

The Fearless Girl

Someone had put a small sculpture of a dog urinating on "The Fearless Girl" statue. Whilst I think it's funny as shit, I think the bigger message here is...FUCK THE BANKERS!!!!

Yes, you assholes who almost sank America while no one went to jail over it...is the symbol of that fucking bull. Merrill Lynch to be precise. And it blows that I have to look at that piece of shit bull statue and get sickened that it is everything HORRIBLE about America. Yet, here we are...
...living in the shadow of a bull and mocking the child. How terrible we cannot recognize the anguish we SHOULD feel looking at the symbol of the failings of America. And they continue to take down statues of Confederacy and leave this up. C'mon New York fuckers...figure it out already.

Ivanka Trump And Her Popsicles

Let's be clear here...we're all thinking the same thing...
...that shit melts on expensive clothes. I mean, no...the other thing. How we all want to see her go up and down on it.

Why are people offended she Tweeted a recipe about champagne popsicles on Memorial Day? Something to whine about? Because it's so sorority girl in the eyes of the meaning of the day? Puh-lease. You fuckfaces don't solemnly live your life next to the barbecue bitching about how hot it is. You drink your Zima and whine and cry about some self-indulgent daughter of a clown. Right? So get off your fucking high-horses and stop making something that is nothing into something. Because people are bored...I guess.

If your biggest problem (or let's say constant problem) is her making ANY statement at all, be honest. Forget the politics. Just hate on the leggy, supple blonde. Makes most women look REALLY bad. And yet, women should support other women regardless? Nope. You all have lines drawn, you just won't admit it. Think...Jessica "Rabbit" Chastain recently came out about how shocking it was to see the lack of women roles in movies at Cannes. The fuck do you think is in charge, lady? Yeah, other people who complain about lack of women roles. Guess who needs to fix themselves. Y.O.U. But she can't do that. They simply start chopping her work load. And then where is the resentment for those jerks who did that? You know...the Hollywood echelon. My God, there's a lot of air between those ears.

Portland Mayor Wants "Alt-Right" March Permit Canceled

Say whaaaaaat?
Here's the problem...just because you don't like them message doesn't mean you can stop it. This is America you fucking asswipe...and the epitome of hypocrisy:

from Yahoo:
"The mayor of Portland, Oregon, is asking the federal government to cancel the permit for an "alt-right" rally scheduled for Sunday, saying it could make a difficult situation worse, after two men were stabbed to death as they tried to intervene when a pair of women were targeted by a man yelling what authorities have described as hate speech.
Portland Mayor Ted Wheeler also said he is trying to ensure that a permit is not issued for a June 10 protest, which is reported by ABC Portland affiliate KATU to be called #MarchAgainstSharia."

Hate speech? To march against rules that subjugate women? What is up with this city?

Chechnyan Homosexuality

Apparently gays are being rounded up in Chechnya and tortured due to their sexual identity. It is a heavily Muslim community there. So...are we still pretending that religion is all about peace?

Listen, I have no issues with homosexuals. They do exhibit deviant behavior as I've experienced at the gym, BUT for the most part, Chechnya needs to really have a make-over. And NO ONE is better at doing this than gay men.

If you ever believe homosexuality is a choice...here's the answer...it isn't. You think these fruits like being targeted? It's common senses. Religion sucks people. Wake the fuck up.

Memorial Day

I went to the beach. What a nice breezy day. I saw kids flying a kite. A family decked out in clothing that covered every inch of their body. Volleyball players, swimmers, surfers. A typical day at the beach which is odd considering the life that people lead so close to the edge of the country.

The ocean is a nice lull. The waves crash, seagulls bark and kids laugh. I saw a couple of ne'er-do-wells grab their sister and toss her into the cold water.

A few hours later, I got sun burnt. But it was worth it.
A nice relaxing day at the beach.

"Whisky Tango Foxtrot" (2016)

Liz Lemon in Afghanistan.
There are no surprises here. Tina Fey plays Kim Baker, an embedded journalist who is bored with her life and needs to see some excitement. Juggling comedy and grim reality with odd random swearing in an obvious attempt at making Fey less "likeable" and then shoehorning her self-referential style is...uncomfortable.

The movie is a meandering mess. It plays the war as something of a media diving board or the public's fickle interest. Maybe. Or maybe that's how her news station sees it. Incidentally, for a supposed serious news station (feels like CNN) it really seems more like local t.v. Very surprised that the banter, which is suppose to feel like Editor Lou Grant falls because though Fey really plays up her own flaws, she wouldn't go THAT far as to be subservient to men.

There is another embedded newscaster in the sex-bomb Margot Robbie. This was the funniest part, since no one with her looks and her brains would be there. She'd most likely strip before hand. The best she could do is maybe make light of her looks in a foreign market way. NOT in comparison to Liz Lemon...I mean Kim Baker. For instance, a pretty face in Sweden, there is no acknowledgement of it.

The love interest (unbelievable that they jammed one of these in) is...typical "30 Rock" pasty faced Scottish fellow who is known to be a Cassanova by using his accent to swoon females. All two of them, from the time spent with the group. He is mentioned as a cad, but he is, again, the mealy mouth goof-ball of ALL Tina Fey comedy. Does it surprise you that it was written by "30 Rock" Robert Carlock.

It's a watchable movie on a slow night. But for the most part, it's also really old hat. Situations that are impossible, though most likely occurred give you an eye-rolling moment. For Fey, you really don't believe she has that strength in real life. I wonder how closely they followed the book written by Kim Barker "The Taliban Shuffle" to their detriment. Is this a woman's agenda? I couldn't tell. Also, for entertainment...it was near impossible to judge who this was aimed at. Bored, rich, television personalities that purposely throw themselves into danger MAY be a Lifetime movie scenario. So why put it in theaters?

Portland Man Kills Two Guys Defending Muslim Women

A Portland man on subway was screaming bigoted shit against two women riding subway. One a Black lady the other in a hijab. Three good samaritans stepped in and the guy killed two of them.

When crazy people start ranting..what good is it to reason with the guy? These guys are now labeled heroes. Which...I think that word is thrown around a LOT. If I adopt a dog, people would call me a hero. If I pushed a kid off the street I'd be a hero. If i gave dough to a homeless man, I'd be a hero. These guys  yakked at a crazy nut assuming he wasn't armed and most likely were about to celebrate their self-righteousnes when nutbomb killed them. Hero? Not quite. Lack of street smarts and this ability to build a bubble around oneself that believes it's bulletproof. It's easy now for us to label them this because it does make us feel better of our own wretchedness. Would we have done it? Should we have done it? We hide behind hindsight.

They aren't heroes. Misfortunate do-gooders. Which I applaud them. However, given the outcome, I would believe their loved ones would trade a few harsh words for their lives.

Gregg Allman Died at 69

Granola southern rock wasn't a thing until The Allman Brothers hit the south. You could argue Lynyrd Skynyd, but smooth jam always went to Allmans. I loved loved loved the Allman Bros. I would listen to them for hours as they just...it was travel music. Wind in hair, motorcycle chill rock.

The bands today are missing this flavor. Hammond B3 organs and jam. Though I professed to hate long winded tunes, it is a credit to Gregg Allman that I could listen and get into it. Women love that bumpin' ghetto grind. I get that..it's a tequila punch of female pent up aggression. I spent my life aggressive so a warm cool down was my speed.

God save Gregg Allman. Much love and respect.

Expensive Women Are Tough To Let Go

You can see perfect hair.
Great smile and teeth. A lust for life. Tan and living life to the fullest. The hardest ones to shake love their families and have faith. I love em.

They are hard not to love but...why do they not have longevity? Reason?...deep core pain. Loss of love.

I found a girl like this a few years back. Beautiful, sexy woman. Has many women friends. Guys wanted her. Bad. I spent one night with her. Nothing sexual, just...we were both re-imagining our lives. Sadness for companionship. Too soon. I'm glad it wasn't to be. Would be crushing in life.
And she is honest as she is smart. If it tweren't meant to be. God love them and keep them safe.

Resentment And Bitterness

I've got to go complete a project today with a dude who I know hates the project he was involved in and a woman who is unaware as to how to make things less awkward. They have an odd personal relationship going that I'm certain I don't want to pry into.

It seems the younger generation have the ability to let go of weirdness. Or have spent way too much time around confrontation. Parents being the ones who teach them at an early age. I'm excited for this project to be done. Honestly, don't even know why I would be going. The director didn't tell me about it and it's pretty much finished. I'm more like the third wheel. Or that the other two just don't want to be awkward around each other. I fucking don't know anymore. Which is strange. Really shouldn't think this far into it when it's just trying to make a stupid fucking project. NOT that the project is stupid, just the drama behind it.

To be honest, these two have ruined the experience for me and I just wish I would just go back to making my own movies where I don't have to tip-toe over other people's bullshit. Yes, bull-fucking-shit. Because this is typical Hollywood garbage. Robert Evans wrote an entire book on personality clashes and angry personal crap between creative types. Back then, people didn't really justify the out of control, unable to control behavior. Now, we realize it's a slew of medication, with disorders plus mommy/daddy issues. Fuck dude, why can't we just make movies.

I don't rely on anyone...really to deal with the movies I want to make. I rely on actors showing up. I rely on crew availability. But there is a hierarchy everyone understands. And more experience alleviates all the fucking drama.

Melania Trump...Is A Dude!

Observe:

Why in God's name did Trump ditch softer gentler, more estrogen filled face of Marla Maples over...the Romanian Olympic jaw line of Melania. She looks like she is grossly compensating for slowly becoming a broad shouldered strength and conditioning coach. I also suspect that she is put on a strict Miss Universe type diet through Trump's people which is most likely...from the 1980's East Berlin. Or I can be full of shit. But Marla is so much more...pleasant to look at. Don't you think?

Thank God For Illeana Douglas

Yes folks, it's been confirmed...
Kevin Pollak, Martin Scorsese, Woody Allen, and I'm guessing pretty much EVERY acclaimed director has verified what I've thought...DON'T FUCKING DIRECT THE ACTORS!!!

Too many of these fucking academics coming out of film school are directing actors because they think that's what they're suppose to do. Nope. You cast and write it right, THEY do the work. In fact, stories of Woody Allen not saying a damn thing to an actor are legendary. In fact, he would sometimes shoot with an actor, realize things aren't working, then re-cast and re-shoot the scene. The nebbish fagbot wouldn't even tell the actor. And when they would show up to the screening with family in tow they would see someone else wearing same costume and saying their lines.

John Huston was also notorious for not giving actors shit. On the set of "The Misfits" (1961) he'd storm off anytime an actor would ask what a motivation was.

So what in God's name possessed these educators of film to talk about directing in a psychological way? Actors did. They are talking aloud...mostly to themselves. So someone like Elia Kazan comes in and pretends he's directing. He's not, by the way. You think you direct Brando. Nope. You basically tell him where the camera is and get out of the way.

I think the problem of this is because they want directing to mean more. It can't just be "less" or "more" or "softer" and "louder" That is acting for movies. For stage, I'm not sure. The other thing is...academically trained directors don't fucking listen. Yep. They wait for the talent to stop talking so they can give their two cents. Dude! FUCKING listening is directing. Hear what the actor has to say THEN adjust. They have great ideas. Too many of these fucking book learned cockknockers think they have to get cerebral on an actor. Like William Friedkin who would fire a gun to get a reaction. Bullshit. The authentic acting is doing as little as possible (thanks Kevin Pollak!). Yes, doing next to nothing is the secret to acting. TOO many fucking actors are too big. Know why?...a academic director adjusts...guess what the actor thinks? "Oh he can't see me, gotta make it bigger." Nope. Acting for screen is imperceptible. In fact, if I see it through the lens, it's already too big. That's how small I want it.

Incidentally, Stanley Kubrick, he wouldn't tell anyone shit either.

"Wonder Woman" Women Only

The Alamo Drafthouse is having a Women Only screening of "Wonder Woman." A fantastic idea. I love it. In fact only women over the height of 5'8" should be allowed.

It's a great promotion though you are admitting that women are the weaker sex. Because you have to designate a day where only they can attend so men don't ogle them (like me). But some men are upset because they think this is sexist. Well, it is, but who cares? Personally, there are bigger fish to fry. Like why people are upset about a comic book character. AND, I'm sure the movie contains a TON of anti-guy sentiment. For instance, questioning why men are in charge circa World War 1. Thanks female director Patty Jenkins!

Here's what's gonna happen. Women are going to band together as "sisters" watching this movie and just have fun...without you. So suck it up. Seriously, I'm going to the theater to watch so I can pull a Pee Wee Herman. And I don't need women around to judge me.

Obama In Berlin

So Obama went to Germany at the invitation of German Chancellor Angela Merkel. I guess after World War too we fucked up Germany so bad they turned into a greasy pussy. Because he's there to preach to the choir. It's really not that hard for pussies to nod their head to the jive of a person they agree with (another pussy). And I get why he's doing it (like a washed up glory-days quarterback), because he needs to feel loved by masses (guess who else the Germans loved in mass?).

When I am not at the office, it's typically unnerving for me to take things like coffee or tea or a soda. It feels weird. So Obama is no longer President of The United States...the fuck is he taking road trips for? And has anyone tallied this fucking turd's Secret Service detail.

I don't give a fuck if he travels or spends more taxpayer money to do so, but let's shed a little bit of criticism for this guy from the left, if we are to be honest about fair practices.

This country seems to be peeved about Trump playing gold in Mar-a-lago and living in his wife living in Trump towers, and I get that. Guy should be working. Golf is for stupid motherfuckers. I mean, DUMB dicks who just need a reason to chill with buddies and NOT do shit. Some believe business practices are conducted through golf. Especially in Asia, but these examples both sides are setting are unsettling. I'm a retard, and even I can tell when people are fleecing America.

They truly have contempt for us.

Rose McGowan On Illeana Douglas's Podcast

Illeana Douglas has a new podcast called "I Blame Dennis Hopper" which is also the title of her new book.
She's got AMAZING guests who aren't afraid to dish on stories. They aren't really...well know to people under the age of 25 but are people whom I've known and respected for years. Because they are strong women. And funny men. I really encourage any actor to listen in on these stories to see where your future is going to be. It's very very accurate to what you think celebrity is then and now.

Rose McGowan was a guest on it and she mentioned something incredibly fascinating. People our age (Gen-X) still remember when celebrities were...famous. The internet world destroyed it. She was shocked to see that Instagram personalities and social media were the new thing. And the news sources were more interested in that. It wasn't that you had to earn your way to that position anymore. This is telling since, they are fleeting. There are no memories associated with these people one their fame is gone.

For those who don't possess an iota of talent or work ethic, this is good news (majority). For those who worship their craft, this is crushing. Because this new world we live in aren't going to appreciate you or your efforts. This is not to say there isn't a market for it. But even those are being plugged up by the "stars" left desperately sweeping up the great material.

Listen to this podcast and you get so much more insight into the business now. She knows the reality of what's there now.

Dani Mathers: Playmate Of the Year Body Shaming

If you don't know, this PMOY body shamed some woman in the locker room for having a grotesque body. Here's the truth, most women who go to the gym have grotesque bodies. Which...as ahead of the curve as this stupid fucking town is...there are now signs at my L.A. Fitness that says that capturing images of people is a prosecute-able offense. Yet, public places like...baseball games and other sports events can show homos kissing. Fine. Whatever.

Remember when a ditzy blonde got caught in school for being a jerk...she always made it about us.
"Should never make light of another woman's naked body. I'm sorry for what I did… I need to take some time to myself now to reflect on why I did this horrible thing," she wrote, adding in another tweet, "I have taken full responsibility for the mistakes I have made and will continue to love myself and others...I wish this for the rest of you too."

Thanks Dani...pretty easy to preach when you're Te-Tas are faker than Caitly Jenner's phallus. Also, thanks for introducing more laws into this bloated shitbag town's world:

Not Wearing Makeup And Posting It

There been sub-level celebs recently who had posted photos of themselves without make-up or touch-ups. Which is, in itself, REALLY narcissistic. Fine. Try wearing makeup while running through a market in Basra...I'll give you a medal then.

These women who think it's some sort of empowerment to go without makeup...are you listening to yourselves? Because you don't slather on animal tested products to hide your flaws and look like whores, we should proclaim you brave and beautiful? Fuck no. Solve some world hunger or cure face AIDS and then we'll talk. This is just smoke and mirrors. And I guarantee you, no girl watching this is going to follow suit. Or feel better because you want them to see you without makeup. Real women without makeup really look like dudes.

Lottie Moss: Give Me A Break

This is supermodel Kate Moss's sister
She is happy with herself. As she broadcasts that she felt her imperfections don't define her.
Okay
You can almost hear the teen girls out there vomiting with envy and hate.
Why do pretty girls broadcast their imperfections to the world where there are some SERIOUS mongoloids out there?

Profiling

So the British police have admitted they knew about the bomber who killed the 22 Ariana Grande concertgoers. Not really something you want to be telling their parents or loved ones.

I'm not sure why we do this thing where we have to feel superior to these animals who have no rules. I think movies have put into our minds that if we are above them, it means we leave ourselves open for attack. And you would rather have THAT type of freedom than the freedom within a historical society.

Well, we are not living that society anymore. We have knowledge of these people AND the area to which they live yet...we still deny protection for ones who want to live in peace (specifically teenybopper concerts). That type of outrage should have citizens marching and demanding their government does something about these terrorist activities.

In terms of the Brits...they should crack down. As should the U.S. Trump's America is allowing some leeway in terms of fucking with these radical Islamic terrorist. I think if you play the odds in the new administration you're bound to kick up some real scorpions.

What's Bugging Me

I think I figured out why I've been so bummed out about making movies lately. Especially this one project. It's a jealousy alright, but not what you think.

So I've been making short films with a friend I've known for years. It's been a great time up until recently when I'd invited a mutual friend to help out as crew. Eventually, and for some unknown reason, she latched on to him and started leaning on him for support both in advice for filmmaking and I assume just plain attraction.

It didn't dawn on me until recently, the main reason I was so irrate is that I had sacrificed so much time energy and sometimes money to drag her project to where she wanted it to be, she was willing to use this opportunity to be closer to someone she likes. This is not unheard of in his business. It's stupid as fuck, but actually very common. It causes fist fights on set. So, the jealousy on my part wasn't that she was attracted to the guy, the problem was...she was putting a lot of stock in someone...who has never made anything. Yep. Without a single project made or written in the "real world" he was able to swoop down and bend his ear. For what reason? Crushes are funny that way. You tend to extend as much opportunity to include someone into the mix. To me, it was crushing, having spent over a decade putting in enough goodwill into this industry to be sidestepped by this. Especially as we don't share the same philosophy about making movies. Whatever the attraction may be, that's fine. But fuck lady...I've worked in some real productions, if there were any questions, I could be leaned on for answers. But mostly, my answers had been for her to follow her instincts. Assuming her instincts weren't to keep including a guy she's keen on opinion of what she should do. I'm not sure how to describe both the insulting nature of this situation.

My disgust for this situation has been validated somewhat. But to be honest...I don't ever consider myself the third wheel nor want to be involved with being a third wheel and am more excited to make my own projects without having to rely on this type of drama.
Am I jealous? Yeah, I will admit I am. Simply because I put a lot of time into something I felt was more important than to be usurped by an hormonal imbalance.

In other words, I'm better than this shit.

Roger Moore, Dead at 89

I guess that leaves Sean Connery and George Lazenby from the pre-rapey Bond years.

I LOVE Roger Moore's James Bond 007. I have no idea why other than he seemed much more...laid back and humorous. Which had a lot to do with Moore's hatred of murder. His Bonds were always apt to shoot someone with rock salt or kick them in the read end, Benny Hill style. Or adjust his tie whilst he flew dangerously in a glider or...pat a bald head while he tossed a villain into a smoke stack. These types of things were endearing in the now far off 80's.

I also read his biography. Which I found interesting how he struggled as an actor. You would think one really tall and debonair would rise above. No...he was told his chin was too weird looking and eyes too narrow. Can you imagine?

Anyway, he also tossed around with one of my favorite Bond girls Tanya Roberts. She is a terrible actress but man, she had great cans, legs and eyes.

What a great life.

Ariana Grande Concert Interrupted By Terrorism

This headline is false, because Grande played, got off the stage and as kids were exiting that's when the horror happened.

ISIS is claiming this bombing for themselves. Which I was actually surprised. Who would be proud to hurt teenage girls? Well, Radical Islamic terrorist. They are now in a different arena. Killing adults is one thing, this was teenboppers. But...sorry, if you preach the incorporation of all religion, in a free society they will use this against you. They've admitted to it. Now here's the deal...as a liberal, you have to wonder if this fight for fear doesn't incorporate your own disgust for the present President.  Most likely. You have to come to terms that they have bastardized their own religion for the sake of anger towards Western culture. Look, you don't see Klan members infiltrating the Middle East blowing themselves up. This whole argument about Timothy McVeigh and whatnot...is so moronic. His terrorism/ideology isn't rooted in something more people subscribed too. Islam is. And will continue despite how peaceful you think the religion is.

Now I know Muslims who have zero beef with America. Those voices are somehow never heard. Or never said. No shit, Muslims are not bad people, but some bad Muslims are doing some bad shit.

Jealousy

Yeah...it's a bitch.
It hits you in the guts when a babe prefers your friend over you. Sucks more when you have no idea why. A guy at work has been going through some rough shit over it. The thing is...it's pretty narcissitic to believe women will flock to you. The other thing...that not one will please you. I get it. I feel the hurt as well. And these feelings as a man don't subside. Why you see idiots stalking people.

At the core of jealousy is acceptance. Most people want something they can't have. No brainer. You realize most women tend to gravitate towards the one that don't treat them all that well. I think the reasoning being they don't feel they deserve it. It's a painful joke. A value system they also relegate to handbags and shoes (you know it's true).

The point of your life is to move on through this disaster. Move on and forgive. Especially if you consider them a friend. You have to, to be mature and grow. Our biology may detest it, but it's part of life you can't control.

Cher is 71 Years Old

What the holy Hell is this?
Cher is 71 years old at the Billboard music award looking like 1970's Cher...sort of.

She has massive balls for doing this, there is no doubt. But Jesus and Mary Chain, that is frightening. Much like Madonna holding on to youth like this is...well, women most likely will call it liberating. I'd actually prefer sitting in an old person's home watching old flicks of myself.

She is definitely the Khardashian of her time.

Ulrikke Louis Lahn Hoyer: Fat Model

...for a handbag?
I thought that was all Louis Vuitton made. No?
From her Facebook page...

"Just before 12am my fitting got rescheduled to an unknown time later that day. It didn’t happen because at 7pm my mother agent from Denmark called my to tell the sad news that Louis Vuitton had chosen to cancel me from the show without the refitting and that I was going to be sent back home. Not only did I have a belly, my face was puffy now also my back was a problem, they now thought that I fitted the dress on my back differently than in Paris… (also saw this on an email at my agency when I came back) I didn’t know whether I should cry or laugh.

I went to dinner with the others models and consciously put my back to the room as I would not be confronted with the people who had just humiliated me on the most ridiculous and unfair basis – I had only done what I’ve been told. 3 hours later I was on a plane going back home.

What should have been a truly amazing and unique experience ended up being a very humiliating experience.

If it was just because they canceled my look (as I didn’t see it on the catwalk) then why the need of harassing me.. saying/writing these things to my agents. Such lack of respect and decency have let me to decide that I will never work under such conditions again."


Here's an idea, do something else with your life.
I imagine the modeling world is similar to the filmmaking world. Which people are just stupid retarded haters. She isn't too fat for modeling, though she is made to feel so because they said so. Well, the unfortunate thing...you got to move on. I suppose it comes down to trying so hard to get the gig, and losing the gig and then shitting on the people giving the gig. I'm with you...I hate them too, and hate them FOR you. But that's the shit-ass business we chose. The problem in this case is...you DO care. And now they know it. BUT...there are other people who will accept you and that's what you have to keep reminding yourself. As best you can. It's a cruel cruel world.

The Statue of Robert E. Lee

They're busting his statue down, because he's a racist. And he's a general of the south that lost.
I've said this so often I think it loses something...
...who fucking cares?

Stop making statues from taxpayers money. It does nothing for anyone. Seriously. It's dumb. Also, the highway patrol memorial parkway shit....stop it. You use public money to fund it. Even if it were cop pensions to pay for it, it's still taxpayers who are wondering what you assholes are doing with our dough. Wonder why we stop paying parking tickets?

Also, why do you erect a statue for someone who lost you a war? It's unbelievably stupid. And the focus is that we're insulting whom when we kick this shit down? History? Puh-lease. It been a while since anyone's walked to a park and got themselves a history lesson.

The real problem is bigots who are expecting Maya Angelou statue or something. No, assholes, NO MORE STATUES!

Roger Ailes Dead

I'm late to this party.
This guy was a dirty mashy old man. Which...in this day and age, you can't be rich and do that sort of thing. Which is why no one wants to be rich.

Gretchen Carlson got paid $20 million in settlement money. As well as other women who came forth to accuse this asshat of improprieties. That's my eulogy for this cat.

I don't know the guy other than Liberals hate him for making Fox News. But if the world function strictly as MSNBC or CNN we'd be doing absolutely nothing. You need a yin and yan sort of thing. Yes, he is a bloated conservative (now corpse) but he was necessary. To remind all of us, monsters come in suits. If you remember that they are monsters and not just someone who could make you rich.

Billy Bush And Trump Part Two

Hey check this out, it's the reason why our country is going downhill:

Television personality Billy Bush said that the lewd exchange from 2005 between him and Donald Trump that was caught on tape and released during the 2016 presidential election brought his teenage daughter to tears.

"There was a powerful moment, my now 16-year-old daughter called me ... and she was in tears," Bush, 45, told "Good Morning America" co-anchor Robin Roberts in his first television interview since the tape was released.

"She was really upset, and I said, 'Mary, it's, it's, going to be OK. You know, don't worry,'" Bush said. "And she said, 'No. Why were you laughing at the things that he was saying on that bus? Why were you playing along with it, Dad? It wasn't funny.'
"I said, 'Mary, I am sorry. And there is no good answer for that,'" Bush said.

Yeah there is....how about backhand the bitch and say "where the fuck do you think your college tuition is coming from?" Yes, listening to stupid fucking idiot kids is what has this country turned to gelatinous pussies. Listening to teenage girls is what has thumping shit music played at bars.

Now, look, you can argue Billy is saying this to get his next liberal gig. I have no beef with that. Again, you suck up to the people who pay your bills. And, in case you're wondering whether or not your dignity is worth that much. Well, to me it does. I'd not laugh on camera about that joke with Trump. Simply because I haven't in the past when there were no cameras. Dudes here have made similar jokes to which I've said "grow the fuck up." I actually did. Does it mean I'm better than Billy. NOOOO...I respect him for folding his morals. BECAUSE he has a family he has to support.

So for all you fuckwads who judge him for that, I hope you get cursed with 15 teenage daughters who take from you and then proceed to disrespect you.

Billy, grow a pair now and tell this cunt to shut your stupid fucking face.

"Alien: Covenant" (2017)

Fuck you Rotten Tomatoes. Your algorithm for scoring this as Certified Fresh based on reviewers culled over the internet is FUCKED!
This movie is a burning trash pile.

Sorry to break it to you, but I sincerely believe Ridley Scott hates your bloody guts.

I don’t think you could possibly find a bigger Scott fan than me circa 1989 on. I recall riding my bike to Deer Park in Cincinnati and going to a video store to buy a VHS copy of “Black Rain.” I loved his style. His slick commercial look was just so elegant. How in God’s name did he turn in a piece of flaming garbage like “Alien: Convenant.”

It is a retread of “Alien” so I won’t need to update you on the plot. It is identical. Seriously. The other thing…he crams in artificial intelligence of…”Blade Runner” and just for kicks…some “Friday the 13^th.”

Okay folks here’s how dumb this crew is, the stop the fucking movie AFTER an alien kills a crew member to…explain the (sarcasm) android who works for corporation flipped on you scenario. Really…it’s this dumb. Danny McBride plays a guy named Tennessee…perhaps an homage to Dallas from the first one.

What the fuck does Ridley Scott have to do for you suckasses to realize he fucking hates you as an audience. He has lost it. This isn’t the movies I recall seeing as a kid. Or as an adult. It is an ugly, mean piece of sloppy garbage which is cruel to humanity. How else do you explain cutting to the same severed head shot four times (yes, I counted).

This movie is a big fat turd to fans of the series.

"Town WIthout Pity" (1961)

There is no way “A Few Good Men” Aaron Sorkin didn’t watch this movie.

The story is of four young American soldiers who are accused of raping a German girl. Ouch. Their punishment if found guilty…Death. Super ouch.

In comes Major Steve Garret, played by Kirk Douglas, a tough attorney for the young men. He’s a slick smart guy who sees the entire picture but still dissects the truth. This movie was ghost written by Dalton Trumbo, which you can TOTALLY see the witch hunt and unhappy life of an attorney who suffers the consequences of a small town that doesn’t like what he’s attempting to do.

The girl in question is Karin (Christine Kaufmann), a promiscuous girl who spent time with her boyfriend by the river bank. When they have an argument she goes off into the woods to sulk. That’s when the American G.I.s come across her.

In a movie of this era that addressed gang-rape this is as close to hearing the painful details as can be. They get incredibly close to the description of the event. What makes this movie devastating is that Garrett is haunted at being a defense attorney. To see victims face their accusers, or have accusers become victims is at the heart of this story. And the town in question has their opinion. Which is a microcosm of how our world works today too. Ironic that Robert Blake plays one of the accused who had a similar trial with the death of Bonnie Blakely.

The trial is covered by a feisty reporter, Inge Koerner (Barbara Ruttlin) who narrates the story from her perspective of the story. If you pull away from the actual case, it’s brilliant. A reporter can translate the German to English via voice over. Brilliant! And her choice of digging deep while allowing information to pour from Garrett is fantastic. Also, the title of the movie is genius…you think it means one thing, but actually means another at the end of the flick.

Excellent movie!

Boat Anchors

There are boat anchors in this industry. They are people in the fray who work just enough to watch t.v. They're not creative though claim to be. And have no clue where to start to make a movie. For the most part they are just lazy. Even the shiitiest filmmaker always finds time to think of ideas. Shitty or not...at least they are trying. What these people do are constantly hover over your life and plead to have someone watch them doing nothing. Awful. Unfortunately, they will be your friends. And they will drag you down to their reality. Which is...doing nothing. For the ambitous, you are going to suffer. These people had hopes and dreams unrealized almost immediately. They will annoy you.

So who's fault is that? Well, in this case...mine. I made the unfortunate connection that needs to be kept going for another friend who needs his help. Such is life.

Chronic Fatigue

Sick and tired. Very very tired.
My brain is mush and just anxiety ridden.
Not sure how it happened. But nightmares. I nap during the day. But end up tired. Really tired.
Ot sucks because even though I am physically tired, mentally...I'm trying to be mobile.

This world is super bizarre. Weird odd things happening in life. Hard to believe that people have grown older, matured and I remain...stunted.

Everyone seems to have blown past me. Depresssion? Perhaps. I feel for Chris Cornell, but envy him...his movinf on with life. This new world doesn't offer all that much.

Alan Thicke's Legacy

Ah man...now the kids and the third wife of Alan Thicke are fighting over his $14 million dollar estate. Jesus, that's a lot of bread.

As we last left off...Thicke died at an ice rink in the Valley at 69 years old. His gold digging Bolivian wife is...much younger. They signed at pre-nup in 2005 but she's contesting it now. Even though, in Thicke's will she gets a LOT. I mean for flogging an old guy, it is worth the tiny fortune she just inherited.

I hate these moments. Blood is thicker than water and no broad or fuckface should ever come between a person and people who actually share DNA. I know, you opportunistic women will most likely shit on me for saying so, but you can't physically get rid of kids unless you murder them. And even then, they share your genetics. That's the point. A spouse doesn't. So, dropping them should be equivalent to a wardrobe change. They weren't THAT important to your life. And by the time Thicke was pretty much done with show biz, it's not like he was hindering this wife NOT to find an acting gig. What I think the courts are going to find out...she didn't even try.

It's pretty obvious that if it goes to a jury, she's fucked. If it goes to a judge, this asshole will probably give her a more favorable settlement. Lady should've been just happy she outlived him.

Church Blasted For Hate

Freedom of speech.
Woo-boy!
What this is saying, isn't wrong. I'm just shocked that they spent the time to make the sign.

Is this bigoted? Probably with that intention. Or that sly kick to their religion that doesn't do anything but stir up Muslims who are already angry. This does no one any good to post stupid shit like this. Though, I sympathize with the anger...it's really antagonizing the wrong people.

Former Representative Anthony Weiner Wants To Rape Your Teen Girl

Yep. Another Demon-crat caught sexting with a young girl. And this dumbfuck sent an email to Hilary Clinton about it.

This is why both sides blow fucking goats. It's not just Weiner. It's all these filthy animals who believe they are better than you. Then the morons who defend these idiots. Party affiliates KILL your stance on anything. Democrats should be outraged and angry. Openly destroying this animal from the inside out. Nope. Not one of my liberal friends would bring this fucker up. Why? WHY?! He was attempting to bait a 15 year old to take off her clothes. But we can't judge? Sure we can't.

This is why I think anyone who gets into their own party are idiots. Like the dumbest people on the planet. Because we aren't left or right. We, the people...should be against THEM the government. They both suck. Yet, we still set out to prove our side right. Guess what?...that won't happen.

The Racist Press

Interesting that they never mention the ethnicity of the guy (Hispanic) who drove a 2009 Honda through a crowd of people killing a teenager and injuring 22 other people. But when it's a cop who shoots a Black man, that is the two words they don't have a problem typing.

What is the double standard here? Do they want us to hate cops? Hate Blacks? Can you think of any other reason not to mention these details?

Because that's what it sounds like. For instance..."A Hispanic man drove his car into a crowd in Times Square killing a 18 year old White girl." It's that obvious, yet...the powers that write seem to leave these details out in this case, salivate when it's White cop on Blacks. I'd prefer no information at all over this clear case of poor reporting. Because it's inciting. It's angry. The other...well, we can't be labeled a racist. And neither can the poor sap who writes it, or the editor who has to answer to the owner. And the owner who thinks the public is this dumb.

This is why Trump calls this shit "fake news." It's not fake news, it's really Selective News.

Alyssa Elsman...the 18 year old victim:

"Terminator: Genisys" (2015)

This movie is awful. I mean…a student who just started film school who was a fanboy of the series could’ve made something much more interesting.

This is a school production of Terminator played by a GODAWFUL Emilia Clarke as the new Sarah Connor. Take a look at Linda Hamilton and then this stupid fucking looking idiot and you see how one works and the other doesn’t. Guess who else is miscasted..Kyle Reese. Yes, he is played by a very cornball TERRIBLE actor Jai Courtney. Why does the industry like this guy? I’m really confused. He is dumb beyond belief, and in some painful new world order, he is pussy-whipped. There is no way this doucheface holds a candle to Michael Biehn’s feisty warrior . This generation is left with a spineless turd of a resistance fighter more interested in his gay love affair with John Connor than the girl he’s suppose to “mate” with. Yeah, the entire time WE know he’s John Connor’s Pop. So why is it a surprise and why did they take this time to remind shitbag of this? Oh right, to include the idiots who hadn’t watched the good Terminator movies. That guy who plays John Connor (Jason Clarke)...I hope he stops acting. He is terrible with no signs of improving. I've NEVER said that about any actor. His face is really stupid. And he looks confused.

Then they drag poor Arnold Schwarzenegger into this mess. The guy is a hot mess since fucking over California. This is his reward to us. A guy relegated to very bad one liners. Could fucking Paramount not hire an older writer to punch up the story? Jesus. This movie had to be written by a retarded child. Or a person who doesn’t speak English. Or both. It is unbelievably awful.

So, I’ll ruin this shit for you. Kyle Reese is sent back in time only to realize he ended up in some alternate universe where he has to go forward to 2017 to stop Cyberdyne Systems of releasing something that resembles a cloud system where artificial intelligence takes over. Sarah and Kyle get to the future (or our present) and there they run into John Connor. Except he has (laughing) been converted into some magnetic intelligence to protect the birth of this thing called Genisys. We’re back to humans versus artificial intelligence and how we’re about to be obsolete. Fuck, no wonder Chris Cornell killed himself. This fucking new world SUCKS. Which I wish they would focus in this movie more. They touch upon our reliance of information being so casually shared and people glued to their devices. The new practical way of infiltrating humanity…through their own stupidity of the internet. Yup. And it is but just a matter of time though. Because the algorithm to choose your life for you is already in place. What you read, what you buy…it’s natural for the powers that be to slowly crank you down to nothing.

Hey how about this…the media is causing all of us to turn on one another. It’s easy, introduce race relations. Human flaw: emotions. None of this is really addressed in this movie.

Plus, for a gazillion budgeted movie, MAN…did this thing look cheap. Like phony CGI, people being thrown through drywall AND concrete. This was the saddest part. Back in 1984, it looked SO much better. The stunts looked amazing (and actually painful). This was a very sad entry to a franchise that is in the dumpster. I guess James Cameron gets the rights back soon. And maybe he can fix what is so wrong with this series. Though, he endorsed this trainwreck that hit a carwreck. So his brain may be fried. This may be one of the Terminators that people mock in irony. It’s that bad.

Jenny Lundt: The White Samurai

Do you know who this dumb useless cunt is?
She is the girl who marched around with a sword through her campus to prove what White privilege is.
excuse me DumbCunt...this is not privilege. Privilege is getting to go to college and wave a sword. Is that White privilege? Nope, that's privilege privilege. Because your folks have money.

So instead of being grateful for your White parents to allow you to go to college, you shit on them and everything they gave you. Here's the deal...college is suppose to teach you to think for yourself. You didn't. You think you are, but you are a sad pathetic lemming and, a narcissist to boot. IF you admit this, all good. But instead...thanks for the lesson in racism there...uh...under 20 year old.

I once had a handgun pointed at another college student for a student film on train tracks...in rural Ohio. It must be Yellow privilege.

Nah...go fuck yourself, dummy.

Elizabeth Warren Health Care Two-Step

I like this woman because she is feisty. But she's also so ambitious she can't see the forest through the trees...

“We have said, ‘We’ll work on those goals. You tell us, help us and we will work on those goals.’ We’re glad to do a joint plan. We’re glad to modify the current Affordable Care Act in order to do that,” she said. “And the Republicans are saying, in effect, ‘Lalala, I can’t hear you.'”

Uh-huh. Sure you did. The GOP was locked out during Obamacare.

I don't mind the ideas that are given to like driving the costs of pharmaceuticals or that health care NEEDS to be affordable. But to pretend like the Left didn't do the same thing is really annoying. The Right is just as dumb. They think they can hammer out a health care bill that people will sign off on. Yeah right. Want to know what else? Both sides will capitulate both claiming victory...and the American people will not be happy. Because it's not about our health...it's about their votes. 

Chris Cornell R.I.P.

I remember seeing Soundgarden at Hara Arena in Dayton, OH. I went with my friend Shayne and it was a blast. It was during the "Superunknown" tour. Which a few months later I was at CRASH films in Los Angeles on the "Black Hole Sun" video which was directed by Gerald Casale of Devo fame. Did I drop enough names?

Cornell's death bums me out. Big time. Because he got me through a very tough relationship. Not that I credit grunge as the basis of a cure for anyone. But, somehow him and Soundgarden really spoke to my anger about a failed relationship. Somehow I knew his hard drinking terrible body odor life may have been my future.

We're going to learn that it was drug related. Andrew Wood of Mother Love Bone died of heroin. Kurt Cobain struggled with smack. As did Layne Staley of Alice In Chains. These were the grunge era gods that fell to Earth.

"Roseanne" 2018

I know what you're thinking...I must be happier than pig in shit over this.
I am and not. I thought the series ended PERFECTLY. Though a few things have been nagging me.

If you watched the final season...which you really had to binge watch it to see what Roseanne was attempting to do, it's an awesome series. It gets REALLY odd, since it dealt with fantasies, but that was the point. Roseanne was exorcising some demons in her own creative self. Which was wrapped up in a heartwrenching tale of how this was all a book she'd been writing. I get choked up thinking about the reality versus what we saw.

We all sort of do that. I know I do. I write because the reality is sometimes shit. I can bend stories to the way I always thought it should be. So, in that sense, the ending was brilliant.

I'm not sure how they will resurrect some story lines, but I am excited the original cast are returning. I can almost imagine the cameos. Maybe get George Clooney to return (though Roseanne has admitted to have come on to him). Maybe Traci Lords:

Bill Cosby's Rape Trial

...is next week. You think America is going to be really interested in it? Yep.

The guy is a rapist. Just too much evidence. Which I find odd, that in the shadow of the Grim Reaper, someone so...spiritual or religious would own up to his crime. But I don't think he thinks he did anything wrong. Which is the nature of the past.

Hannibal Burress was the first person I ever heard these were the allegations. It stemmed from Cosby telling Black kids to pull up their pants and get an education. So, Burress's response...stop drugging and raping women. Valid point.

Except the hypocrisy is this...Bill Clinton was caught getting blowjobs in the Oval Office. A building in which we pay for. So?! Well, the credibility of a known womanizer isn't the supposed example we want to set as President Of The United States. As is a known rapist to tell young Black men to pull up their pants.

Get it yet?

Comey Files

So..former F.B.I. director James Comey has a memo that basically told him to step down from investigating Lt. Gen Flynn. Who at the time was being investigated for ties with Russia.
Probably. This isn't the biggest scandal in White House history. Only we didn't have the internet back then. So we're down to this.

So many happy people that are excited for Comey to come out and...well, snitch. The one thing they're not suppose to do. So, in that sense, the fucker is exactly who people thought he was. His game isn't either sides. His game is Comey's side. So all these liberals getting excited...he was the one who fucked your lousy candidate up. Remember when you hated him, like last week.

Flip flop. But look, Trump's a scumbag. I watched old tapes of him when he was just a businessman. A total jerkweed. But his methods were approved of when he was making you money. Now, we all just want him to go away so politicians can go back to being scumbag politicians. Exactly what the Left wants. Which should sicken anyone with common sense. I'm not saying Trump was the answer, but shit...it was better than any scumbag lawyer fuck.

Facebook Suicide

I'm trying to wrap my mind around people who've killed themselves while posting live on Facebook.

I mean, that's as narcissistic as you can get on your way out.

But, also...kids are on Facebook. And not the cool ones either. The nerdy kids who are friends with their parents still look at adults acting the fool. Sad, depressed adults, who live feed their lives and do something horrible. The worst are the ones who are teenagers, because they were bullied or they see no other thing to do in life. It's heartbreaking. One was of a little girl who just was done with everything. How do you think you know everything at an age below teen? And it's really weird, because back when I was a kid, it was always someone we heard killed themselves. We sure as shit never watched it live, let alone have access to watch these terrible things that happen to people. I mean...that's it. The end.

So please think long and hard about who you will leave if this is the way. And all the public that will be scarred looking at your death online. The residual effect is that we'll stop caring about life.

Hilary Clinton...Redux

I was laughing when I read this, because people who are behind her at this point are incredibly stupid. Like a new kind of stupid that just doesn't stand back and see the entire picture.

Hilary announced she is starting a resistance movement against an anti-Trump Democratic party. Yep...because that's what we need right now. If you haven't been keeping up with society, here's the deal...who cares? Seriously. Who gives a flying fuck if a loser gets back into the political game. In all honesty, this showed a poor sense of self-evaluation. In which...there are better ways to spend your life. So the minute I heard about this, EVERYTHING became true to me. She is a power hungry ambitious crazy woman. She did cry and scream at her campaign when she lost. She did disavow knowledge that led to death of military persons in Benghazi. Then she tried to hide it...
...all to be a heard woman. There is no other reason. And I get it...she was cheated on by a fat slob who sucked a meeeeeean dick. At this point, you can't blame the woman for not having anything going for her besides political house of cards.

Why not open schools for retarded kids? Or build houses for unfortunate people. Nope, she is using her stance to level Trump. This is the Liberal agenda today. Think about that.

People Fighting At Airports

What is going on with passengers and flying?
Yeah, I blame the passengers because all you have to do is spend a few hours to get to your destination...the people working spend their lives there.

In this new world bullshit whiny bitchtown, people are getting more and more...no I can't say it, because they've always been this way...entitled. When they dropped the prices of tickets, dumb poor idiots got on the plane. Guess who causes all this ruckus? Inbred stupid "look Mama we-flyin' rich" dum-dums. God, I hate those people.

Take for example the family that brought a cake on board and then were outraged when they were asked to get that fucking thing off.
part one: Do they not make cakes where you're going?
part two: Read your fucking ticket
part three: You know how people got people out of prison back in the day? Nail files in cakes.
part four: Don't fuck with stewardesses.
A simple apology and away we go, does much more than throwing a tantrum. Over a fucking cake.

Now, I'm sure this wasn't the full story. Which they will sort out, and of course, customers will be compensated. But something is going on with our lives now that is causing all this. It may be what is a sore loser mentality. Which is...because they didn't get their way, they see others bitch whine and cry until people just give in. Works for lawyers who sue over the stupidest things (and win). These parasites are killing America. Which is why a mass amount of these cry-babies are doubling down on Trump. Imagine if Obama got the same shit. There'd be cries of racism. Which there were. By the way, him being jammed down our throats made America's race problem worse. This is fact. Not that I don't think he didn't do a good job, but if his platform is of unity, he fucked that up royally.

Newly Crowned Miss USA 2017

Miss USA 2017 Kára McCullough, a government scientist, said that affordable health care for U.S. citizens is a “privilege.”

People went apeshit. Why?

It is a privilege. People should respect privilege, NO ONE respects free.

The other thing, Miss McCullough is a scientist. So now people who are pro-Obama are so confused. A Black woman who is a scientist but believes something that they don't agree on. That is what we call...diversity. I don't think she is any different than any of us though. For instance, Pro-Choice doesn't mean you're pro-abortion. The fucking thing is in its title "choice." Jesus.

Also, affordable health care is a privilege. A ton of countries don't even get clean water and we've got people bitching on our behalf for migraines. Which y'all are giving me with this universal health shit. I think everyone needs health care, now give me some possibilities of funding it.

People are calling her ignorant and dumb now. Or misinformed. I think if you really break down what she means, it's an accurate statement.

Trump's Voter Fraud Fracas

Dude...WHO FUCKING CARES!?
God are you a whiny bitch.
Man up, the people didn't like you. And you claim it's illegal aliens who voted against you. And? Of course it was. But you still won.

That should be enough to stick it to Russian, Mexican, Chinese scum who would even try to sway the vote because they think the alternative would've been better than you. In your mind you should be happy that the system did work. Now, as the rest of America is worried about their jobs and houses and whatever, you're focused on this?

Nothing in this fucking country is cheap. So, the minute you turn your attention to trivial shit, the minute you lose more and more supporters. Good. Stupid idiots like this should be dumped and then shamed.

Todd Rundgren

Dude, at 68 are you really still deluded at grandeur? Who cares about your beef with Trump?

I don't think he should be ostracizing the Trump supporters as he announced. That if you support Trump, don't come to his show. Was he being facetious? Most likely. Like you ARE going to be offended by his attack on Trump.

It's so easy to attack Trump, by the way. Really hacky. I was listening to Adam Carolla's podcast about the police commissioner talking about the people who had knocked off Trump's star with a pickax. Uh...that's vandalism. But this assfuck was okay with it. He was "for it." Hey dumb bitch commissioner, first off...the people doing this hate YOUR ass. Second, even if you believed that, don't encourage this behavior. Which is pretty much where we're at now. Which is...authority figures CANNOT be your friends.

Because this jackass thought these vandals were cool, where is the civilization? It bums be out because these will eventually be the people who use the lack of rules to step on your toes. And it also reinforces the idea that Los Angeles police are useless sacks of dumb crap unless they're trying to get money out of you. Because vandals aren't going to pay your fucking ticket.

These assholes here are just making it intolerable to deal with life. Because they pick and choose who they harass based on whether or not they look like they can afford it. It has nothing to do with law. Todd Rundgren should write a song about that.

Mother's Day, Bitches!

I love people posting photos with their Moms. Super cute that we all love our mothers. You give them flowers, a bubble bath...then the rest of the year...they're bitches. Okay, so...I mean...they bitch at you. My Moms never cared for this day. Because Taiwan never celebrated it until recently. Though, her logic was sound: Mother's Day is every day.

Right.

I'm not entirely sure why people have to rep it on social media. It usually begins with "...to the best Mom ever..." everyone says that (I don't, my Mom was lousy, and probably gave up at some point). It also seems so phony. You probably got into more battles than laughs. This country is super sentimental. And that's cool. I am too.

My appreciation for my Mom is pretty much this...I don't need a woman to make me happy ( as in, the first woman I had a relationship with made me miserable..cough...mom). But I'm very thankful for the irreverant humor.

Michelle Obama and Her School Lunches

When I was a kid, my folks would make me gourmet Chinese food. Aaaaand, of course, I'd complain. I don't want shrimp in lobster sauce, I'll trade for the PB&J.

There was a generation of kids who weren't allergic to anything. AND, would even go as far as to dare others to eat or drink a sluice of school lunch crap aimed at...well, laughs.

Michelle Obama wants school lunches to be healthier. Awesome. I want Kate Upton to sit on my face. Now...where do we divert this? Oh right, there isn't fuckin' money...apparently. Where do we get the money? I got an idea, TAX THE FUCK OUT OF JUNK FOOD. We see it, we know it, and we blindly eat it. So, why do we choke out cigarettes with taxes and booze, whilst Frito-Lay gets a pass. Fuck, I WILL STILL pay a dollar extra to get my cheese puff fix. Does that mean other people will stop. Most likely not. Because it IS convenient. But so is a boiled egg (which I eat as well). The truth is, you can't force schools to regulate what is considered a "healthy meal" for kids. That is really up to the parent. Which I'm always surprise the crap my niece eats. It's sugar on top of salt, on top of...?

A balance meal isn't chicken nuggets, sis.

I like her focus, but it's really the last thing on the plate (pun intended).

No Heart For Russia?

I'm really confused.
I thought we liked Russia. Aside from them being drunk weirdos. Their women are smoking hot and down for...pretty much anything. I think most commie women are. But when did America start hating them so much. More importantly, when did the Left hate them so much. Their socialist ideas coincide with...socialist liberals. It's all so confusing.

My thing has always been, staying consistent. At least, I try. Russians...seem so...maybe it was how I was raised. In Reagan era, Russians were Yacov Smirnoff, dancing bears and unfunny jokes. Hot women, that could be men, I guess. "Rocky IV" all that shit that makes life funny. I mean, now that I'm in Los Angeles, I do see Russians up close. They're pissed off about something. Or impatient about everything. But so are the Armenians. THEY are fucking really annoying. Sorry if that sounds bigoted, but those assholes love the most annoying things about America, and let you know. Loud fucking cars...shitty rap...entitlement.

I dunno, maybe because I never see those dudes as a real threat. I'm certain the guy in my department who hates commies could tell you.

Congresswoman Corrie Brown Is Fucked

 And she did her own fucking...
"Former U.S. Rep. Corrine Brown could spend the rest of her life in prison after being found guilty of taking money from a charity that was purported to be giving scholarships to poor students.

The Thursday verdict came after prosecutors outlined a pattern of fraud by Brown, 70, and her top aide that included using hundreds of thousands of dollars from the One Door for Education Foundation for lavish parties, trips and shopping excursions. She was convicted of 18 of the 22 charges against her, including lying on her taxes and on her congressional financial disclosure forms.

"Corrupt public officials undermine the integrity of our government and violate the public's trust, and that is why investigating public corruption remains the FBI's top criminal priority," FBI Jacksonville Division Special Agent in Charge Charles Spencer said in a statement."

No shit Charles Spencer.

Why don't my liberal friends report this? Doesn't this change an iota of their perspective to what I've been saying since day one...THEY ARE ALL FUCKING CORRUPT!!!! Every fucking last one of them.

In a perfect world, we would round this animal and the bankers who fucked the mortgage bullshit up and throw in Madoff and bury them alive.

Because it's "just money" is no excuse. Greed, and theft should be punishable by something much more harsher than jail time. Hilary Clinton would be dead. Trump would be dead. Bill Clinton would be dead. The entire Kennedy clan (which nature already took care of).

God, I fucking hate politicians. So before you retarded assholes single out fuckface Trump, remember...they are ALL assholes.

"The Neon Demon" (2016)

A fresh-face model comes into town and takes the place by storm igniting jealousy and vapid cruel behavior.

Yep. Been there, done that.

To get a better more entertaining version of this movie (though this is MASSIVELY stretched to the limit) watch the introduction scene by Robert Davi in "Showgirls" much more funny.

This is an odd commercial for...God knows what. There is no story here, only a lesson in beauty? Or beauty being in the eye of the beholder (literally) or...superficiality will last you so long? Or women hate other women? This is what I hate about Nicolas Winding Refn, the pretentious fuck. The images are beauty and brutal and...sometimes corpse fuckingly weird. But it really boils down to nothing.

You do keep wondering...Elle Fanning, who plays the lead character, was only 16 years old when she made this. Jodie Foster was younger when she did "Taxi Driver." And this industry still wonders how to protect children...while we celebrate their exploitation.

Nice.

Opiate Problems

I'd been hearing rumors about my hometown issues with heroin. Then I heard something about painkillers being the gateway to heroin. About 80% turn to the next thing once the doctors stopped writing prescriptions. And now we're worried about health care.

Okay, assholes, big fucking corporations created this dependency on prescription and now it washes its hands of responsibility for addiction. Of course, we have to take personal accountability, but what the diabolical monsters did was funnel their drugs through someone we SHOULD trust. And now it's killing people. And it is evil beyond anything I've ever heard of.

I use to judge those fuckers who shot up and died while their children were in the car. The images are gruesome. They look like normal everyday people. Because they are. They weren't junkies. They somehow grew a dependency to opiates. And I would bet a million dollars it was because of painkillers.

I don't know what to tell people who suffer from pain. Tough it out if you can. But...don't let corporate write your obituary. It kills me that these fuckers are getting away with it because they went through medical school. These people want you dead. They'll make money on the next guy.

Hollywood Age Math

Tweeted by actress Jamie Denbo:
"I was just informed that at the age of 43, I am TOO OLD to play the wife of a 57 year old."

That is such this town's rabid bullshit. And it continues. Because no matter what bullshit this town pumps into you about personal rights, love everyone and blah blah blah...it's still about fantasy and money. Apparently the box office likes to see young women faces. Which is why the plastic surgery store will never run out of that.

But I'm not gonna be hypocrite either. The worse thing to ever see is a foxy porn actress YEARS past her prime. And that's basically what actresses are. Well, even moreso now. There are prettier faces in porn then there are in legit movies. Girls who could be models. However, the chose the more convenient route.

You know what's worse...any movie that would pit a correct age actress with male star, you fucking broads don't support it. Guess what Hollywood does then? Jamie...blame your audience.

Now THIS Is Progress

Who knew Seattle had a gay mayor:

"For weeks Seattle Mayor Ed Murray pushed ahead with plans for his re-election campaign despite claims by men he sexually abused them decades ago when they were teenagers, allegations Murray vehemently denied.
But Murray announced Tuesday he was abandoning his bid for a second term, saying it would be best for the city."

I really don't see any reason to quit...I guess. Let the people boot you. I like that this is true progress because the gay mayor is getting shat on like any other politician. Because you wave that in front of a minority mayor, forget it, he'll have a ton of support of his innocence. AND this dude did the very honorable thing of stepping down. Who needs all that bullshit. He allegedly sexually assaulted teen boys. It's a scandal. He's gone. Pretty clean break, I'd say and not that big of news. 

Trump Is Nuts!

Yeah, kinda. But like John Spartan said in "Demolition Man": "send a maniac to catch a maniac"

The issue is, America fucking sucks. The attitude of most people I'm listening to these days...they don't work but they don't want others to suffer. Fine. But, at the ground level,  people have taken advantage of the situation. These assholes are the same that clap at the Oscars when they say there aren't enough gay women movies with mental problems. Yeah, muthatruckas y'all the ones NOT making those movies.

So, in this case, politicians waffle their asses off until nothing happens. That sickens me like you wouldn't believe. Is Trump using this as why he does these nutty things? Okay fine, he might be.
The other thing...maybe he's doing this thing so that he can do something else. A smokescreen while you're all bitchin' about some mealy-mouth Fed director, he's colluding to do other things. Maybe you count on that.

The point being, America is spinning its wheels. And if that means Trump does something you don't like and you throw a tantrum like a child...that's your choice.

Me? I've got bigger fish to fry in life.

James Comey...You're Fired!

I know hackey as fuck.
So Orange Head fired the director of the FBI cuz he was investigating Trump and Russia.
So what. I'd do that shit too. Who needs that distraction? Plus, he didn't do all that much into looking into Hilary Clinton. What Trump needs is a beady/shifty eyed weirdo like J. Edgar Hoover to take over. That guy was weeeeeeird as fuck. Who's biggest fight was against fun.

By the way, when was it ever harder to be fired from the DMV than it is as director of the F.B.I.?

Oh Emo

I didn't realize how whiny I sounded about my relationships until I listened to this kid at work. I say "kid" but he's near 40 years old.

The conversation started out with him telling me he was dumped by a girl he liked. Okay...how long you guys been dating? Oh, we were never dating. You can't be dumped if you weren't even going out. As I'm told.

Uh-huh.

Now he tells me he had a nervous breakdown over the weekend over writing a mean email and sending it to her. What a dumb motherfucker. You know what? I would've done the same thing...if I were 18. Nope, this stunted knob just doesn't get it. Even after he admitted she'd blocked him and felt he was a stalker.

He doesn't believe he's a stalker. I told him it's a criminal offense. His reponse "where's the evidence?" This is not what a non-stalker says, by the way. So, deputy Dumbshit whom I now refer to as a "narcissistic dickbag" continues his futile pursuit of a girl that doesn't want anything to do with him. Since...they first met.

Cue the Morrissey.

Sanctuary Cities

I often think about that Vic Morrow episode of "Twilight Zone" where he's a massive racist and he is then sent to different periods of time, but this time...he's on the opposite end of it. He has to face racism. And then his head got chopped off by a helicopter.

The concept of sanctuary cities is weird to me. The politicians of this state of California understand one thing...they are becoming the majority. And guess whose vote they need?

I love the concept of harboring good people who want to contribute to America. Who doesn't? The problem...these scumbag politicians are using it for illegal votes. So they can remain in power. So they can...do good? What the fuck has our mayor or governor done? They bitch about the homeless problem. Yeah, stupid fuck...on YOUR watch. This is how stupid this town is. It's the same when people in the audience of award shows clap when a minority or woman says something about being marginalized in the movie business. Yeah, you fucktards...YOU are the ones doing this. It's like they hide their stupid behavior through the gauze of the welfare of people. NOPE. It's all about getting stupid people to vote for them. And they have. So they can give more speeches about how fucked up the city is. Because they fucked it up. Are we this fucking stupid?

If it isn't working, you get rid of these assholes.

Crazy Begets Crazy

There's a woman in the news today who is bioplar, has anxiety and suffers now from post-partum depression and she has three kids.

Why do people start their world out with just a hole to dig out of.

Yes, we can't judge, but we should. These are the people who have such a poor life ahead of them. Though, in my experience...most of the people whose parents suffered from mental illness tended to be quiet and highly intelligent. I pity the child in life.

The risk value is too high, I think. Okay, for me anyway. Most people believe since there is medication for mental illness this is fine. I don't think the gamble is worth it. Despite this neverending urge to reproduce.

Boston Black Illegal Immigrant Kills White Guy and Trophy Wife

Truth in titles? EVERYONE happy?

"A Massachusetts man recently released from prison was arraigned in his hospital bed on two murder charges Monday while Boston's medical community mourned two physicians murdered in their luxury penthouse apartment.

Bampumim Teixeira, 30, was ordered held without bail in the deaths of Richard Field, 50, and Lina Bolanos, 38, anesthesiologists who were found Friday night bound and left for dead, Suffolk County prosecutor John Pappas said.
Pappas said Field was able to text a friend that a gunman was in the engaged couple's apartment. The friend called the building's front desk, and police were then called. Responding officers encountered Teixeira, who immediately began shooting at them, Pappas said.
Officers returned fire, and Teixeira was shot multiple times and taken to a hospital with non-life threatening injuries to his hand, leg and abdomen. No officers were shot, but "several" were transported to hospitals with minor injuries, police said.
Police have not discussed a motive, but Pappas said a backpack full of jewelry, believed to have been taken from Bolanos, was found in the apartment."

How was this dude released? My liberal leaning friends never seem to pipe up when something like this happens. Not that they should. Only that they take great joy when the opposite happens.

Macron's Election

Some French guy got elected president. Macron something, or something Macron.

Fuck those frogs. I don't give a shit that French was attacked by terrorism and in their constant childish wonder...decide to elect this dude who was supported by Obama and Hilary. A direct fuck off to America. Which is great. French people are bitches. Wait, let me correct that...OUR bitches.

I've been around them long enough to realize they do shit just to fuck with your mind. For no other reason than they think they're wittier than you. Because of their accent?

Because they don't think they're as uptight as Americans.
Since their new president started a relationship with his wife when he was 15 years old and he...(laughing) was his teacher. Yes, people...this schmuck married a woman who was 24 years older than him when he wasn't even an adult.

These people considered it romantic. Because she thought him an old soul.

Well, worked for Nabokov.