Beth Mowins, First Woman Play-by-Play Commentator

I guarantee, if you didn't know this, you'd think you were hearing a guy whose balls hadn't dropped.
Beth Mowins became the first woman play-by-play commentator for ESPN's broadcast between the Los Angeles Chargers and the Denver Broncos. She's throaty and...manly. And it's pretty damn cool. I was actually expecting maybe a Waze like female voice. You know what would be badass?...if it was a British lady who did it. That would be a real novelty.

The second thing, they had a Mexican-American sideline reporter Sergio Dipp. Or just American. Though he was so proud to include the "Mexican" part. Look, American is American. He got a free job due to ESPN's guilt. And their common sense that Mexicans are flooding America and then blowing out 20 kids. The Mouse (yes...ESPN is owned by Disney, founded by anti-semite Walt). This is smart business. The woman angle...well here's the deal...is the NFL or ESPN attempting to get women to watch football? Because they sort of already do. This is a desperate measure, NOT to recruit more viewership, but to see what stunt can work (which I've always said they should've started earlier).

Another thing...with the new PC college campuses...people don't drink hard as they use to. Because you get videotaped doing stupid shit and it goes public. Also, this generation are fags. Just kidding. They are bigger pussies though. We set shit on fire, not worried about what the future may bring. These days, you get fired over nothing. So, not drinking means not going to the bar to watch football means no one buys cable just for football means viewership is down. As if the attendance. As is the sport (note: this has nothing to do with head injuries, for a million+ bucks there are stupid people who will marry a stranger, remember that).

I dig the idea of a broad yakking (which is what they do best)/ I only wish they picked a softer sounding woman. Imagine having a boner while a big Black linebacker pastes a running back.