“A
lot of sexual harassment stuff in the news of late,” the real Mr. David
said. “And, uh, I couldn’t help but notice a very disturbing pattern
emerging. Which is that many of the predators — not all, but many of
them — are Jews.”
After
a long grimace, Mr. David said, “I don’t like it when Jews are in the
headlines for notorious reasons. I want, ‘Einstein Discovers the Theory
of Relativity.’ ‘Salk Cures Polio.’ What I don’t want? ‘Weinstein Took
It Out.’”
Mr.
David continued to think aloud: “You know, I’ve always, always been
obsessed with women, and I’ve often wondered, if I’d grown up in Poland,
when Hitler came to power, and was sent to a concentration camp, would I
still be checking out women in the camp? I think I would.”
He added, “Of course, the problem is, there are no good opening lines in a concentration camp.”
Imagining
how such an interaction might unfold, Mr. David said, “How’s it going?
They treating you O.K.? You know, if we ever get out of here, I’d love
to take you out for some latkes. You like latkes? What, what’d I say? Is
it me or is it the whole thing? It’s ‘cause I’m bald, isn’t it?”
You are systemically making everyone hate you and the Democrats, those who complained. It's a fucking joke. Who is offended? Idiots. Comedians SHOULD say what they please. Whether you agree with it or not, they are (more or less) the voice of our subconscious thoughts. We're just not clever enough to piece it together like they do.
Larry David IS a comedian, and his comedy is sharp. And, for once, it is actually...a joke.
I doubt Mr. David (by the way, I don't trust anyone with two names)...meant any harm by it. Relax, before we lose all the fun in life.
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