S'pose you wanted me to say "Hoppy Easter" Well, I'm not a homo.
You shouldn't say this either. Unless you're babysitting a 5 year old and they're annoying you. Then say what you want. Easter is the resurrection of Christ after the Jews murdered him.
That's a badass story, by the way. But I have to wonder what the fucking bunny has to do with it. My theory, to soften the blow of the cruel way we deal with one another. Imagine a guy on a piece of wood bleeding out. "Hey look kids, a bunny!" Problem solved.
The chocolate is to satisfy women from bitching while your home watching the penultimate episode of "The Walking Dead." Y'know...to get your mind off the cruelty of humanity.
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