Let’s be clear…Tom Cruise is a badass. And the only reason
we don’t recognize this fact, is because we’ve fallen for the dumb stuff about
his Scientology beliefs. But make no mistake, that’s him hanging on the side of
a cargo plane. Are you friggin’ serious?! The physics of the move itself is
immortalized. Also keep in mind, through the decades, we’ve had John Wayne,
Charles Bronson, Lee Marvin, Chuck Norris, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester
Stallone. If you went pound for pound what he’s been able to do physically at
their age versus Cruise at the same age…I’m not sure how to word this: This
motherfucker takes the crown.
And it’s not just this one stunt. He gives you this for
free. The rest of the movie has him in peril throughout. Because they do this
awesome thing, where they switch the terms. He is no longer the hunter, but the
hunted. And they saddle him with people we like. But are they good or bad? Are
they will the IMF or against them. As fictional as it may seem, these special
task force of spies are believable.
They are fun, they are precise, and just having Rebecca
Ferguson (who plays Ilsa) added to the mix makes for the next installments
interesting. They make no mention of Michelle Monaghan who married Ethan Hunt in previous
installments. Will she make a return? Who knows? We do know Ilsa could be an
older sister to her, looks wise. Ilsa is a great character. She is beautiful
and lethal. The big talk about Michelle Yeoh going head to head in “Tomorrow
Never Dies” is pale in comparison to when Ilsa does go hand to hand against a
male henchman. She physically looks like she can do it.
What makes this also such a great time is…Cruise is often
dumbfounded by how he’s able to survive when odd things happen. It could be a
nod to even the cheekiest of Roger Moore’s Bond. Straighten your tie after
throwing someone off a roof-type stuff. But that’s the joy of it. It actually
doesn’t get tiring. For example a scene where (and I’m not ruining it since
it’s in the trailer) he just came back from the dead…and he and Benji have to
go on a high speed chase. It’s absolutely ridiculous to have Cruise drive in
his condition. They address it. But they use it for great laughs. Reactions to
just…bizarre moments. Even Renner and Rhames gets in on the fun. Particularly
watching Pegg and Cruise flip a BMW end over end in what can end in permanent
injury, they banter about the incident like a great Preston Sturges gab fest.
This movie is what espionage movies were about. Brisk and
expertly made. It moves from location to location and doesn’t seem forced. This
is by far the best action movie this summer. Why? Because even though the
techno gibberish is goofy, THEY make it work. Through self-referential humor.
Or just addressing the nonsense of spy-dom, this is the fun we may not see in the
new James Bond. So lap it up while you can.
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