If You Ever Have A Woman Cook For You

Pretty rare these days. But NEVER ever ever say...if she cooks for you and she asks "How is it?" Should you ever respond "I'm eating it, aren't I?"

I know you guys aren't that dumb. But I was. And when I play it back in my head, man...I could've saved myself a ton of nights not apologizing or having her angry at me over it. Angry woman equals miserable life. Because she won't be happy until you're pissed off as she is.

I'm trying to imagine a male equivalent. Probably it's something like this.

Me: "how was the sex?"

Her: "Well, at least that's over with."

Yeah, not a happy moment for all.