Ron Jeremy

...is being tried for sexual assault/rape of three women.

If you don't know, Ron Jeremy a.k.a. is known as "the Hedgehog" due to his rodent like features.
He also had a 9" dick. Supposedly. I dunno about those older VHS videos of him. He seemed smaller.

I've met Ron, twice. One was working with him. The other at a porn convention. Ron is a smarter man than people give him credit for and frankly, the guy prefers eating a TON of food to eating pussy. Or laying pipe.
The fact that he is being tried for this is really funny. I'm sure not to the girls, but to the people who know what he does. He's a porn actor. If you run in his circles, you are also a dirtbag (me). Though I don't run in his circles, it's always in passing.
What's also odd is that one of the actresses of the movies I shot, Ron was her neighbor, which is how they got him to be in the movie. He NEVER did anything salacious or anything. He was disappointingly a gentleman (I say this, because you'd think he were a masher). He is actually a very buoyant comedian (bad one). He loves to tell jokes and stories. And he has a memory like a trap. This whole rape allegation seems incongruous to the guy I'd met. And I'm sure many people would spin a similar anecdote about him. He simply can get pussy whenever he feels like it.

But again, it may be forcible is much more desirable to him. When we discover the girls were porn stars or whatever, I'm sure the truth will present itself. You know...that it was a porn.
Great jokes on the internet now over it.