Not All Of Them!!

Are you guys sick of this argument?
The "Not all of them" argument.
For instances...
"Asians are bad drivers."
"Not all of them! Stop generalizing"
Okay assholes, I KNOW Asians are terrible drivers. Specifically Asian women drivers are THE absolute worst. Time and time again this has been proven. And if I wanted to get even more specific Mainland Chinese women are the most godawful. Mostly since Japanese women really don't drive at all. And Koreans would rather walk or take public transportation. So here we are. Not all of them. Fuck off.

So now we're at "Muslims blow themselves and shit up!"
"Not all of them!"
Fucking can that shit. Muslims are THE ONLY religion whose massive radical nutjobs do this. Why deny this? "Not ALL Muslims, you bigot!" Yeah, okay not all Muslims. But a significant amount do do this, and that's enough for this title to stick, despite the spin you want to put on it.

The "not all of them" stance isn't that these people are stupid. It's because they want to be open minded. Pffft. It's a sham. People who give this statement tend to have the darkest skeletons in their closet. The simple mentality is "well, I'm not going to judge a whole race less they judge mine." Good. Judge Americans. True Americans who love America and want America to be better. I hope they judge me as an American (or as a shitty Asian driver), because that would mean you have to acknowledge you are also an American. The idea is the less we don't conclude what boils down to the basic core of a culture the more bullshit we endure having them never assimilate into America. And the less they feel outrage or anger over fully embracing America. Americans are the only culture that's foundation is built on diversity and including these into the fabric of the quilt (well maybe not for the Native Americans). Go to any other country in the world and you'll see homogeny. Dull boring homogeny. That's never been America. Why? Because we're not asking immigrants to conform. We're asking you to leave your worst traits behind. You know how easy it is to assimilate into America?

Complain about Kardashian
Watch American football (leave that 3rd world garbage soccer behind)
pay your taxes
build an above ground pool, and sit in an inner tube while eating a hot dog and drinking a beer
throw a barbecue

That's all we require.