More like Numbskull Island. This movie is a hot mess. So bad, it makes "Anaconda" seem like "Jaws" oh wait...it's all "Jaws"
The story opens in the tail end of Vietnam War. In the political front office, John Goodman plays a..guy who wants access to some island that he wants to search for this thing "out there" that did something. Proof that monsters exists. Well, we know they do, because the asshole filmmakers who made this shit already showed you. Bro, if you jizz on the hooker 10 seconds in, you still have to pay the bitch for the whole night. That's what happened here.
They bring along a wayward platoon who...after one incident with Kong, a revenge plot is hatched. What?! How about...let's get the fuck off the fucking island because a monster exist? Dumb dumb dumb.
How the fuck also aren't people making a bigger deal about a 4 story monster? Also, the island has many other monsters...all to service a gruesome death. Life is cheap in this movie.
And the ending is really corny. I think at a certain point the glint in Kong's eyes were...pain. like deep raw pain that he is subjected to this idiocy.
Terrible awful and dumb.
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