I've recently had conversations that went like this:
Dude: Hey did you see the new Bill Murray movie?
Me: Nah. Not really a Bill Murray fan. He annoys the shit out of me.
Dude: Oh, well there's also this new documentary on Bill Murray, have you seen it?
That's when the patient side of me lost any patience:
Me: Hey Genius, just so we're on the same page here... when I told you Bill Murray annoys me, what in your fucking mind told you I'd go seek out a Bill Murray documentary?
And thus here we are as a society.
Too dumb to listen.
You will succeed if you do. People will think you're a fucking wizard simply by processing what you hear.
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