Tomorrow is where Hollywood celebrates the best of the best movies of the year.
To be honest, they are all terrible. "Once Upon a Time In Hollywood" and "Little Women" are the only watchable ones. The rest pander like shit. "1917" is stupid garbage. I had time to think about it, and the more I think about it, the more I hate it. And I hate this award show that fell for the stupidity of it. But I digress.
When a Korean language film enters into an American award show for Best Picture, they can go fuck themselves. And truth be told, as Robert Wuhl once said...The Oscars are Hollywood's trade show. In other words, them getting together to celebrate them.
As with all trade shows, Tim from Detroit sales gets the award for most sold shit. In this case, Joaquin Phoenix gets it for "Joker" and Renee Zellweger gets it for "Judy" Has anyone you known seen "Judy"?! Fucking hell.
Anyway, what America is really sick of (if I can speak for them for a second) is what Ricky Gervais calls the entitled overpaid Hollywood nitwits who lecture from beyond the tube. Use to be, these types of people were the outliers and brave ones. Today, the brave ones would be the ones who support Trump. Don't they get it already. The more they talk about their cause, the more America spits on them. That, my friends, is tone deaf. Because they have no clue how much we don't care about their opinions. Sure, they can have one, but they're also ENTERTAINERS. And whom exactly do they think they are reaching with this platform. Tim from Detroit doesn't talk about Sarah from Sales...IN A DIFFERENT FUCKING company, does he? Nope. They are, virtue signaling and pandering for another gig. So refreshing if they would just take their award and get off the fucking stage. Go get drunk and talk about your causes then. Doubt they do that. Most Oscar parties are about how they added a new level to their home, or which house they're going to get in a property tax free place or which girl had the best cleavage, or what projects they're working on next. In other words...shit they wouldn't share on the fucking Dolby Stage. Instead, they save all that pent up ugliness to spew onto hardworking, minimum wage public. Do you think some pipe welder in Venezuela want to hear about Greta Thunberg and her 16 year old stupidity, when he has a family to support from the shitty Socialists? Fuck no. He wants to put together some pipes, drink some shitty beer or Venezuelan whisky and pass out in a hammock. Like we all do. Instead, we have to listen to blonde haired blue eyed fucks in Hollywood tell us how shitty we are.
You know what, Hollywood stars, stand up to your fellow crusaders, if you are really brave, and tell them to clam up and enjoy the privilege they've gotten. Most of them fucked Weinstein to get the roles anyway. Best shut up before we figure it out.
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