Ouch. 26 million watching. Down 6 million viewers.
A few reasons why.
Don't know anyone involved. Use to be that the deck was stacked. This year a bunch of absolute no-ones. The trends started a few years back but this year, really no ones. And not that it has to be about celebrities, but...NO ONE.
The ones they got are old. I love Charlize. If she'd be my girlfriend, I'd jump in an instant and be her footstool. But who fucking knows who she is under 40 other than some weird looking lady in "Fast And Furious" franchise. Also, she's starting to get more butch. I think she could hurt me if we fucked. That's not sexy.
Women don't want to be sexy anymore. What the fuck is wrong with you broads ? I get it, Saorsie Ronan doesn't have a face you want to look at, and fuck. Neither does any other of the other actresses there. Margot Robbie...yes. But for some odd reason she decided not to show her goods in "Birds of Prey" The result: a box office bomb (sorry, I went to see her be sexy, got nothing).
Me too.
The thing with being accused of sexual harassment is that EVERYTHING is sexual harassment. We're tired of it. Women that want to be ogled are despised. I happen to want to punch Bella Hadid in the face. She's sexy. And really looks like she wants to be raw dogged. But nope. Probably frigid as ice. Like Paris Hilton's fuck tape. She's bored out of her mind.
Celebrities aren't fun anymore. They're shitty boring. And I don't meant that they have to throw confetti like that homo Rip Taylor. I mean they have to lighten the fuck up. Scowling at the audience and making them feel like Trump supporters is NOT the answer. Swallow your pride and apologize to the public.
When you win an award, remember what it's about.
Not ONE actor shared their early days anecdote. I remember when they did. It was endearing and inspiring and wonderful and that actor could do no wrong. Instead, the 45 seconds was used to wag fingers at Americans. Hey idiot Brad Pitt, you just got out of rehab and your one adopted kid hates your guts because you probably did Angie wrong. Use your 45 seconds to remind people you're a human instead of becoming the poster boy for the Hollywood elite's hate on the present administration. I doubt you or Tarantino are smarter than the average American.
Remember that the paying audience is your customer. You act like your opinion is wisdom. The complete opposite. We see you as dancing monkeys to amuse us. We believe you have as much depth as a teaspoon of water. All true, because you're narcissists. Fine, hold onto that. Know your place. Appreciate that you are paid a ton of money to be you.
If you truly want to get America back, get the AMPAS president to issue this statement:
"Dear America,
Upon realizing the yearly decline of viewership, it is within my power to apologize on their behalf. Most are very passionate of their causes and want to share with the public. That we aren't attempting to lecture you on the conditions of the nation or the world, but to offer an alternative perspective. Some express themselves in much more of an accusatory tone than necessary. As all political views are appreciated, in some cases such as a celebration of cinema, it seems much misguided. Thank you for your continual support of the movies. Of all their beliefs, the most stringent ones are that we present entertainment to the nation in hopes of closing our divide and draw us to appreciate each others culture and we should remember to be more cognizant and respectful of a country that does not suffer fools."
I doubt Hollywood would ever be this humble.
America will dismantle us brick by brick over it.
The people have already spoken.
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