According to some sources, an article in Esquire magazine is about to come out that spotlights the homosexuals in Hollywood.
At the top of the list, which is baffling to me, is George Clooney. Sorry George...you're my homie from the 'Nati but he is closer and closer to being the Rock Hudson of our day. This explosive news isn't going to be startling for some but for me...goddamn it. The guy was smooth, Cary Grant like and...well, that dude got some dirt about being homo as well.
Here's the deal, after maybe a few months possibly a year, people will stop caring. Yes, it's going to make some people really uncomfortable. I would say, save that for when the real hate comes out. The Conservatives will hate him more for being a liberal, point their claw finger and admonish his deviance. The rest of the country wouldn't give a flying fuck. I do, only because it's weird to know because he went as Cloon-tang for so long. Okay, just to me and people who remember late 90's lingo.
Would it surprise you now if say...Leo DiCaprio is a fruit? Probably not. Chances are, most actors are. This is eye-opening simply because the entire industry seemed to have gone more grope-y towards women. Perhaps it's the old executives that do this.
So, not that I am the "you heard it here first" guy. Since most of you know this already. But, get ready for the next celebrity hot topic.
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