Saturday, October 27, 2018

The Mad Pipe Bomber Sender of 2018

A week before an election the Feds have apprehended a mad pipe bomber sender that was sending seemingly explosive devices to Democrats and supporters of Democrats including (I'm laughing here) Robert DeNiro.
This is clearly a man who watches too many gossips shows and CNN. None of the bombs went off. And to be honest, I think the dude did it just to scare these people who, in all honesty, seemed to be riling up people. I mean, Maxine Waters and Cory Booker? These were the two nutbags who blasted Justice Brett Kavanaugh for his behavior when he was...um...17.
Any way, had they been real, it would've hurt mail carriers. And that sucks. I mean the United States Postal is already getting elbowed out by other services. So...that sucks. You should really see the people they have delivering your mail now though. The one who brings my mail is really twitchy and seems like he's about to snap.
So the Conservatives found this fishy that this man decided to start harassing far Left figureheads this close to election. Their conspiracy theory is that he was planted to draw sympathy for a failing Democratic push during midterms. Possibly. Isn't any more nutty than any other conspiracy. A "Manchurian Candidate" like brainwashing attempt at assassination. Except, the guy's bombs didn't work. I mean supposedly it was meant to, but what else could be the cause of making dangerous devices that don't work? Silliness, if you ask me.
Well, he got the attention he wanted and if guilty, hopefully he gets the help he needs. Though that derangement (remember Trumps got his own deranged crowd) needs to stop. On all parties. Yes, it fun to fuck around. But some people may not be. This dude is being taken seriously because of the scope of what he was attempting.
Here's the reality...none of these asshole politicians care about either side. They care about themselves. Always have, always will.

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