Monday, June 29, 2020

Leave The Left, Dudes

I'm not sure at what point the Left hated Trump. Probably because he beat Hillary Clinton. I mean...losing to a guy who talks like he does would keep me up at night.

However, I think it's really telling when the Left can't hold their shit together to withstand four years of Trump. Because of their derangement and emotional stupidity...most likely, we'll be getting four more years.
You want to know stupid? Joe Biden. I had no idea what he really did as a CAREER POLITICIAN. The guy sets things up and they get batted around but nothing happens. He's weird. All politicians are weird. Trump isn't that type of politician. He reminds me of that guy who just steamrolls a solution without all the facts because it makes the  most common sense and obnoxious about it. But shit got done. He's typical New York pushy. But he gets shit done.

One of the critiques Arnold Schwarzenegger had was when he was governor he got NOTHING done. Because he played by THEIR rules. Career politicians have so many people to answer to and none of them are the American people. They owe people who got them there. Trump does too, but somehow his sleazy ways are no where near a career politicians sleazy ways. I think he has that attitude that if you don't like his deal, you can fuck off. Which isn't presidential but gets shit done.

Consider Nancy Pelosi. This idiot in California hasn't done shit. Has seen San Francisco go to shit under her watch. Her mind is mush as in mentioning the victim of police brutality as "George Kirby" and not "George Floyd"
She's rumored to be a drunk. Just a shitshow mess. And she's still there and the majority Speaker. Whatever the fuck they do.

She's useless. As are all Democrats. They have put SO many obstacles in getting shit done it's embarrassing. They fell for the rope-a-dope from the Republicans.
That's what I see anyway. Also, the media is laughably transparent at this point. It's the extension of the Democratic party. And they know they've been exposed, so they triple down. Obama was a retarded president. Didn't get shit done in 8 years. Seriously, one thing no one wanted (Obamacare) and he also made transgender bathrooms. That's it. The guy is, was and still is a career politician who is a smooth talker. He's so smooth when I ask my stupid Democrat friends what has he done for America, they can't come up with anything only that he speaks well. Talk about bigoted statement. The guy was all jive to me. Phony as the day is long and fleeced Black America while he lives in a $15 million dollar mansion in Martha's Vineyard. Away from the Black community he thinks he's a part of. A LOT of Americans have wised up. He is a typical Democrat. He got credit for just the color of his skin. And that was fortunately exposed.
Leave the Left. They're fucking jokes.

Sunday, June 28, 2020

The Culture Of White

I think you mean "American culture"
REALLY sick of people calling it "White culture." It's "American culture"
I love 80's sitcoms which is deemed "White entertainment" or 80's music, again...seen as "White washed" It's not. It's American.
And it's funny that people see things like tennis or golf as a White thing. Probably not as much anymore since Tiger Woods and the Willams' sisters. But before, I think it was because it was a country club mentality.
And that is the thing. We aren't talking about color. We're talking about class. Rich White folks' culture, as the bigoted Left love to see it, is that you've adopted the ways of the White man and forsaken your own roots. Uh-huh. I still speak my own language and am proud. I just happen to watch "Webster" from time to time. Or "Alf." Which is funnier than you realize. This is the side of American culture I dig. And the odd part is, if you are Asian in America, you aren't Asian American. You're just an American looking to thrive.
Black American culture is NOT Black. It's American. And I think the sooner people believe they aren't on the outside looking in, the better. Because that is what makes America great. Is that you can appreciate all of this and NOT have to label things this that or the other. Anything created in America, intellectual property or otherwise, IS American. And that's all.
Morgan Freeman said it best. The quickest way to get rid of racism is to not talk about it.
I don't say "My Black friend Leon." Or "that Black group Boys II Men." Probably shouldn't say any of this anyway.
There is no White culture. NASCAR is not White culture. It's American.
The sooner we embrace this, the better we will be.

Candace Owens vs. The Lefties

I know a few of you are already rolling your eyes "why you gotta bring up that Uncle Tom?"
Candace is funny to the Left because she is a Black woman who is also a Conservative. She votes Republican and has heated debates with the Black community over the Left selling them out. Too bad it's true. Because once the Left get the illegal immigrant vote, your Black asses will be abandoned. Happens EVERY four years.

But, here's the thing the Left NEVER gets...she doesn't care if you vote Republican. She's never said that. She's only debated that Democrats are evil. Which they are. The incensed deranged unhinged Left ALWAYS thinks if you aren't a part of them you are against them. I am, because the Left are fucking whiny dickheads with no solutions. I found this out growing up wanting to be them. They have no clue what they want because they see people in categories and want to change that. Human nature cannot be changed. There are exceptions but this is not the norm. As they so proudly present the fact that every example anyone who isn't a Lefty presents is "andecdotal." Ahem, idiot...that makes more sense to YOUR immediate world view then painting everyone with a broad brush. Man, Lefties are driven by their emotional stupidity. Which is why a lot are entertainers. They "empathize" and "sympathize" with people because they have to extract them for emotions. Funny shit, right. Entertainers want to be loved. Communally. Orgies are meant for these types. But they are the ones putting their own necks through a noose, because they are playing a role.

Think about this, has any high level star come out to scream to "de-fund the police?" Want to know why? Because they know it keeps animals like us out.
Candace the one of the first I saw point this out...police presence ONLY effects inner city directly. What the fuck is a crackhead robber going to do? Take a bus to the suburbs for home break ins? The idea is incredibly dumb. And some of my kind hearted, yet naive, fellow filmmakers think this is the solution.
Candace also believe that the Black community MUST take responsibility and accountability for poor behavior towards law and against each other.
IF there are no laws, there is no order. We already live on a tacit agreement that IF I steal your t.v., I am a thief. That's been thrown out the window with rioters and looters who steal uninhibited. The fuck head Democrats like Los Angeles mayor Eric Garcetti practically urge looters to run amok. Think about how evil his mind is. They loot and destroy, no business come into that district, housing goes down, gentrification. He is your problem you Leftist idiots. Also, then he swoops in to offer bail outs...and becomes your benevolent hero. EVERY single Democrat run city thinks you are morons. And they're right.

As a former Lefty, watching this unfold it's despicable. And former Lefties like Candace points this out. Again, NO ONE is telling you to vote Trump or Republican or whatever. But look into your own house and decide if they have your best interest, or the community's interest at heart. I don't think they do.

Friday, June 26, 2020

Do You Love Free Speech? Uncle Ben And Aunt Jemima

Don't you miss it?
I'm very grateful to be able to write stupid shit on this random site no one reads. It's great therapy to be honest. But lately...free speech has been getting some terrible press. Seems the people on the "progressive" side want to squash your opinions. Unless you agree with them. Which I don't.
So what is up with all these people being "cancelled?"
For instance, because Facebook decided to allow all opinions to be voiced (sort of), many sponsors have dropped them due to their support of Black Lives Matter.
Want to know the truth?
They don't give a flying fuck about Black people. It's free publicity. Think about it. Hot topic, getting people angry about something and then...Oh look, I forgot Patagonia was a thing (I honestly did). The changing of Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben being taken off products is a MASSIVE death rattle to American Pop culture. Which is the only culture we have. Seems most celebrities are ducking out of the conversation because even the dumbest smallest things will be taken as a slight. And someone is always offended. Yes, the monster that these people created have turned on its creators. The Left is eating it's own and then, not satisfied, eating everyone.
Will someone have some fucking common sense?

We are REALLY taking this to the most disgruntled conclusion and allowing the temper tantrums to continue. It will never end and they will never stop. Because it seems the people who act the most childish and dangerous are getting the attention they crave. And BOY are they mentally ill. I blame the Lefties. These brainless, insane nutjobs pray for a world where they can live in their own filth and scream at clouds (God knows I do). But we have to have a semblance of common sense. And right now, no one is saying anything to these idiots for fear of retribution. And the anger is intense. I've experienced it. Others have stayed silent or made weak attempts at supporting it, but...look, regardless of your support, they will turn on you too. Because you can't bring yourself to that level and that's what will get you.

All our history and statues are being destroyed and nothing is being done. All to placate the angry people. Wise up, they will come to get you. They will.

Thursday, June 25, 2020

The Sculpting Teacher

I'm not certain if I've ever told you, so forgive me if you've heard it.
I had to take sculpting class as a prerequisite to graduate with a bachelor's of Fine Arts. I enrolled in the basic one and had to make clay pots. I was awful making coil pots. And awful at making it on the potter's wheel. And awful at glazing. There was a super cute girl in that class that was just killing it. Her pots look like that shit you saw at Pier One Imports (now gone). I dismissed the class and took to making time with the cute girl (she ended up fucking this dude I knew from a friend who was his girlfriend. Strangely enough, I heard the cute girl and he were married now).
I got called into his office one day. The teacher was a young man, new to the University, chiseled like a G.I. Joe figure. But he had a strange zen to him. LOVED Japanese pottery. Obsessed almost. We were into craft back then.

But all I knew was he had a hot blonde wife. I mean, it was bizarre seeing her in this town with all the frumpy grandmas. She looked like a Playboy model. Bubbly and sweet she didn't belong in farm town Ohio. They also had two little kids.

So he laid it to me straight "You are awful at this. Nothing you made so far is passable. This isn't for everyone and it's clearly not for you."

At first my mouth was open with rage. I wanted to tell him how faggoty potting was, and how clay is stupid and sculpture is for total failures who don't have a clue what to do in life.
Then, in the midst of seething anger and forming words to really let him have it...he said:

"Why don't you try photography?"

I scratched my head. I didn't own a camera. And everything seemed expensive to have to deal with it. But I looked into it...and fell in love. It all made sense. If I were to want to make movies, image capture needed to be learned.

And, of course, that was the path I led.

It's always interesting to me how things do change the course of your life. This sculptor teacher, shitty as he was, was very honest to me about what my capabilities were. And though, I'm sure he meant photography as an insult, it was that small bounce that led me to Hollywood (easier).

At a graduation party at a friend's house, I saw that sculpting teacher, drunk out of his mind...he was still young and seemed to still want to party... As I walked him, he pointed at me and screamed "You! You don't like me. Hey, everyone, he doesn't like me!" I mean screaming. It felt like the room went quiet.
Then I simply told him "No, I don't. But I respect that you were honest with me. And I'm much better off. Thank you."

He seemed confused. Like he thought I would slug him. Then I fist bumped him and left the party.

I guess what I'm saying is, be open minded to some people's criticism. If they're trying to correct your path, don't be offended. Most people mean well, and mean people are most people. But it will make sense in the end.

Jimmy Kimmel

Jimmy Kimmel Blackface Karl Malone bit. Legendary, since he also did the brain dead patter of his speech. Why not just speak jive, Jimmy?!

Bro, we told you someone will be coming for you if you go against their agenda.
But you don't listen. Because the derailed Left brained person that you are and Trump hating nut that you portray yourself to be, is getting kicked in the balls. Wise up, Jim-Bob. You racist Cracker. You're success was predicated on this behavior. That is your foundation. Like slavery, America was built on the backs of free labor and cruelty.

In all honesty, I don't give a fuck. And neither do you. The new outrage dopes want to dig in their boot (or knee) because someone did something one time. Let it fucking go. And let this be a lesson to Jimmy. Just tell your fucking jokes.
Can you imagine Leno having to come out to apologize? Or Letterman (which he did over a sexual thing). Just tell fucking jokes and make people laugh about the nuttiness of the world. Instead, he seems so grim and dark and miserable. You know what it is? It's like when comedians say that it's not the joke it's your delivery.
Kimmel jokes (which I've never seen an episode but watched a few clips on YouTube), seem to come from a bitter angry place. Johnny Carson was brilliant because you never knew what political standing he was. Or Leno. They were GREAT because they could sell you a cruel Trump joke but still be light about it. Kimmel is angry like most his fans. And that doesn't feel right.
So that's why these people are coming out to blast Jimmy for a Karl Malone blackface bit he did on "The Man Show"

Oh, and you know why Adam Carolla, his partner in crime during "The Man Show" isn't getting any shit? Because he runs his own ship and doesn't give a flying fuck what ABC or Disney have to say. These two are friends, and should be an example of how we can get along. Jimmy, seems like a good guy, but learn not to wear your personal life to the rest of America. Which is much bigger than you.

Wednesday, June 24, 2020

Ron Jeremy

...is being tried for sexual assault/rape of three women.

If you don't know, Ron Jeremy a.k.a. is known as "the Hedgehog" due to his rodent like features.
He also had a 9" dick. Supposedly. I dunno about those older VHS videos of him. He seemed smaller.

I've met Ron, twice. One was working with him. The other at a porn convention. Ron is a smarter man than people give him credit for and frankly, the guy prefers eating a TON of food to eating pussy. Or laying pipe.
The fact that he is being tried for this is really funny. I'm sure not to the girls, but to the people who know what he does. He's a porn actor. If you run in his circles, you are also a dirtbag (me). Though I don't run in his circles, it's always in passing.
What's also odd is that one of the actresses of the movies I shot, Ron was her neighbor, which is how they got him to be in the movie. He NEVER did anything salacious or anything. He was disappointingly a gentleman (I say this, because you'd think he were a masher). He is actually a very buoyant comedian (bad one). He loves to tell jokes and stories. And he has a memory like a trap. This whole rape allegation seems incongruous to the guy I'd met. And I'm sure many people would spin a similar anecdote about him. He simply can get pussy whenever he feels like it.

But again, it may be forcible is much more desirable to him. When we discover the girls were porn stars or whatever, I'm sure the truth will present itself. You know...that it was a porn.
Great jokes on the internet now over it.