Sports Illustrated Transgender Model

Last time I looked at SI Swimsuit edition Vendella was a thing. Remember her?
Now we got Dickulla.
Yes folks...woke has gone off its rockers. And we have ourselves to blame.
Transgenders are mentally ill. Fact. They are not chemically stable which leads to this overwhelming feeling they are not the gender they are born as.
Look, I have to beef with the transgends...literally. But to pretend like this is the new normal is sickening pandering. We know the fucking truth which paints you the fool.
If anything, this feels like the death rattle of magazines.  A man who cuts off his dick to be a woman is as sexy as...well a man cutting off his dick to be a woman.

You know..now that I think about it, women who get boob jobs are to blame. Looking like inflatable dolls opened the door for these deviants to believe and augmentation was natural.
Mental illness isn't meant to be paraded as heroes, ya nitwits. Point and mock.

Answering Past Questions About Booze

I met a girl online and she asked me why I stopped drinking.
I answered that I got bored with it.
I don't think she was satisfied with that answer. No one ever is.
So what was the reason?
I don't know. All I know is that I really wasn't an alcoholic.
To which she asked if I could have a single drink and stop.
Most likely. But it doesn't interest me to try.
So, you ARE an alcoholic. Face palm.

I really don't know. I just enjoyed drinking to excess when I did.

The thing is, most idiots will try to label you because it's the hip thing to do. The CORRECT response to any of this is "have you ever been diagnosed for it?" Answer: sort of. In fact, my doctor had also denied I was ever an alcoholic. But too many people you hang out with will slap the label on you. Because your weakness means they're better than you. Which they're not. They have their demons. But if it makes them feel better so be it.

I allowed this level of labeling to go on for a while because it made them feel better about their miserable lives. But, as much as quitting cold turkey was an effort, it wasn't the hardest thing I had to do regain health. Working out still is. And eating better.

But the first answer was the most honest...I did bored of drinking and not doing anything that I was suppose to.
If that isn't good enough for you...then I can't help you, help me judge me.

Left Are Chooches

You're probably wondering why I pick on  the Left more than the Right.
The Right know they're douchebags but willing to listen to an alternative if it means it's cheaper. The Left are douchebags and don't want to change. Or if they want a change, it's to change you.
For instance...Christopher Columbus.
For some reason this guido got the brunt of the hate because he came to America and supposedly wiped out the Indians (or Natives). I probably should stop calling them Indians, because it was a misinformed name given to the people because this mama luch thought he'd reached India. Honest mistake.
Also stop calling them "Native Americans" because...well, isn't America named after Ameriggo Vespucci?
Any way, the Left act like Columbus showed up and started bashing away until he got all the land. That's how it works, you dumb pussy Left. That's what you're suppose to do. Want to know how World War 2 was won? You fucking spineless pussies. But they re-write this garbage to paint Natives as noble savages. They weren't. They were monsters as well. The fuck do you think they got this land in the first place. It wasn't playing bingo at Chumash Casino. So fucking shut up already about it. We get it, you're guilt ridden puddle of sewer waste who has to think they need to change everything into harmonious utopia. Which doesn't work. You dumbfucks tried with that Seattle compound. Emancipating your own dumbness to living and asking for handouts. Essentially a massive homeless encampment. What have we learned class?
Not everyone, even within  your ranks believes what you believe. Like one guy wants to cook meth, and if you decide that detrimental to society, whoops...you're now an authority figure. And most likely going to be strung up. There was a "Simpsons" episode about this. When the town just did what it felt like because Bart did, and some fagbot therapist thought it was a brilliant idea to dip into your primal side.
You can't have chaos. People need to organize. The people of that Seattle compound thought that if they separated themselves from society, they would come together and figure a harmonious way to live. Too bad they had too many addicts and degenerate garbage trash people who ruined it. But you can't regulate that because you don't have law and order to do so. Also, the guy who started this fucking nonsense was a dumb rapper. Seriously, you can't make this up.
How ridiculous of a city Seattle is. Rich and dumb. How you should want your future ex-wife.

So that's my daily hate on the Left. They disappoint me because they prey on the retarded.
A lot do grow up.

America Is Great, You're Just Ungrateful

America is great. Greatest country in the world. I'm grateful my Dad saw what opportunity there is here and brought us here. We have so much shit here it's embarrassing. We are bored with how much shit we have here. Like the spoiled rich kid at his own birthday party.
People who are born here don't seem to grasp how awesome it is here until you visit other countries. And I hope they do, because they would see how real people live. America and Americans don't live normal lives. We live gangster lives. No matter how low you are on the totem pole, including the homeless, you will never experience poverty the way you see it in Ethiopia or much of India.
So it baffles me why so many people feel oppressed.

Black people are not oppressed in this country. They aren't. It's stupid to think so. They are judged by their actions. Much like I am judged by the actions of my ethnicity. Is it wrong? Yes? Is it human nature...yes. For the most part, what society today is attempting to do is change this mindset. To turn the stereotype onto White America.

Folks, White America created a bunch of this shit to which you can build your cool shit on. Get it? Yeah, but they stole Native American land. Idiot...you don't think they murdered and stole from each other. America is the ONLY country that feels bad about slavery. And every nation had it. Seriously. We are the only ones who bent to the notion that slavery is evil and admitted it. NO OTHER COUNTRY HAS EVER DONE THIS. Let that sink into your Lefty skull. America is so boss that it attempts to recognize it.
Idiot Lefty: "They haven't done anything about it"
Seriously...all this fucking garbage looting and rioting and wild protests without an arrest? Because cities believe it is systemic racism that is causing this much pain. All other countries tell you to go fucking pound sand. Not America. We let you throw your tantrums because...it's been bred into you from three generations ago? Okay, sure.

So, the minute America even bent a little, they took the whole cake. This is why America should NEVER apologize for slavery and tell them to eat shit. There's no one alive that was a slave (in that sense, we all still work for the government). And it's time to take accountability, and embrace how awesome America is.
You fucking fight over crablegs at buffets. How awesome is THAT! Most 3rd world countries are excited if they get water that isn't sludge.
How's that for privilege?

Jimmy Kimmel Apologizes For Blackface Part 2

I like Jimmy Kimmel. I have no problems with him doing Blackface Karl Malone. It was hilarious. Because it was more like how cro-magnon Malone was. Malone reminds me of my uncle who had that same sad eyed stare. Anyway, it was hilarious.

When "The Man Show" was on, I watched the bouncing girls on trampolines. It was a MAN show afterall. They gave us everything we loved. And our broads left us alone.
What happened to THAT Jimmy?
Flash forward:

 "I have long been reluctant to address this, as I knew doing so would be celebrated as a victory by those who equate apologies with weakness and cheer for leaders who use prejudice to divide us."

"In the late 90s, I continued impersonating Malone on TV. We hired makeup artists to make me look as much like Karl Malone as possible, I never considered that this might be seen as anything other than an imitation of a fellow human being, one that had no more to do with Karl's skin color than it did his bulging muscles and bald head."

"I've done dozens of impressions of famous people, including Snoop Dogg, Oprah, Eminem, Dick Vitale, Rosie, and many others. In each case, I thought of them as impersonations of celebrities and nothing more. Looking back, many of these sketches are embarrassing, and it is frustrating that these thoughtless moments have become a weapon used by some to diminish my criticisms of social and other injustices. I know that this will not be the last I hear of this and that it will be used again to try to quiet me. "I love this country too much to allow that. I won't be bullied into silence by those who feign outrage to advance their oppressive and genuinely racist agendas. Thank you for giving me an opportunity to explain and to those I've disappointed"

That's not an apology Jim-boy. Also, don't apologize. No one really cares except you. Listen, you fucking Leftist retards started the cancel culture and now have to lie in the bed you made. Think about it for a second, before your ego gets in the way, you were happy when Roseanne was tossed from her show (the one she created, with the characters she created, and gave opportunities to ugly kids and women) THEN dumped her for something she said on drugs. You weren't on drugs, pal. If anyone is using this as a weapon to shut down a late night host...sorry, no one cares. The cancel culture works FOR the Lefty fucks NOT against. Look at all the celebs that are perfectly fine shitting on President Trump (and most likely will for the next 4 years). Why not shit on Biden? He isn't going to win, but you guys sure remain silent on his child hair sniffing or female shoulder rubbing. What happened with that?

So, look, I think the Conservatives or outraged people should be the bigger person. But I got a better apology for Jim-Bob:

"Hi fellow Americans, a lot has been said about my Karl Malone impression. It's funny. I think it summarize who he was at the time. He's funny. And I'm glad we remain friends over it. For those who use this to try to shut me down...take a look around. Us Leftist don't get shut down, we shut you down. Because we don't like it when you say things we don't agree with because you aren't paid comedians. If you don't like what I do, turn the channel. Simple. And I say that to all the new cancel culture people out there...change the channel. No one is forcing you with a gun to watch. Or support me. Let that freedom of speech ring. Which means, my side needs to follow suit. STOP canceling people because you don't enjoy their work or YOU find offensive. I discovered every time I go to see what people were cancelled over, it was an overreaction. Simple. We need to do better as well to jeopardize American voices. Left or Right. I take responsibility in allowing others to be silenced because of my words of the past. And though I vehemently disagree with the President in office now, I am free to say so."

What happened to your balls James? Disney snip em?

Systemic Racism

Last night I asked someone what this meant to her. She is a Leftist. Mild one but a Leftist, nonetheless.
She didn't have an answer other than to say history has been set up to put the Black man down.
I didn't get too much into it, because if you believe that, there is no solution. Well, there is one, which is what Black Lives Matter Corporation is trying to do. Dismantle the system in place and rebuild in their image. Which is Marxist based. So there's that.
That will never happen. Too many people in America that will wise up to this supposed cause.
It baffles me how Black lives don't matter when this weekend in Chicago, 15 people were murdered. Black on Black crime.

Most of my Black friends are in their 40's if not 50's. And they believe it's also overblown nonsense. None of the people in this generation felt oppressed. There have been moments where there were moments of bigotry but for the most part America is THE least racist country in the world. As I've said before, what other country outside of Africa has had a Black president. The answer: None. The world is racist. America is actually a place where the Black man/woman can thrive. If their mindset is corrected. And most have. It's not that they are "acting White" to be successful in this country. Blacks are REALLY prideful. It's that the country they were born into, have adopted AMERICAN culture. I don't see a lot of any specific culture as THEIR culture in America (unless it's blasted in your face like that garbage ranchero music...fuck, it's awful. And oddly German, I mean...accordions?) But integrated into America, it becomes American. That is the beauty of America. There is no official culture. So somehow Blacks have always felt like visitors in their own country. Which is the saddest part. They deserve much of what America has to offer more than anyone. And to be honest...it typically is. They appreciate it like any other American. Take it for granted like any other American. But somehow the term "systemic racism" has been used to show how centuries of oppression have taken wealth away from them.

I can go into the breakdown of it all, how it was design to have Blacks fail. And, therefore, they've justified the violence within their community, but I have to say...all this is more stirred up by radical White Leftist who embolden the anger. If you, as Black person, don't believe you are oppressed, they will convince you you are.

So oppressed that they pay the majority sports figures million dollar contracts to play a child's game. So oppressed that they created programs that give you preferential treatment to job hires. In the NFL they have something called "The Rooney Rule" which forces owners to look at Black coaches first. So many education programs. So many welfare handouts. MONEY DOES NOT CURE THIS.
And the answer is unpopular. The Black community needs to shift their victim mindset away from the Leftist plantation. You don't have to go completely Right, but just get off their plantation first and just be an independent thinker. Many are. Decades of Leftist run cities that have failed them have caused this. Because, and I can only assume this to be altruistic, that they gave money in the theory that it will cure injustices.
Nope.
Money does nothing. You give a homeless man a million dollars, he won't turn his life around (others will do it for him, then he'll fuck himself over and be back where he was). This is not a quick fix. People have to be willing to fix themselves.
Systemic racism is that theory that you were screwed as soon as you were born. And there is no fixing that unless your mindset changes.

I was screwed from birth because I was brown and short. It bugs me, yes, HOWEVER, it gave me a chip on my shoulder to change myself. The system says short brown people are fucked. Even now. And laugh about it. I say I'm better off than half of America. So, that supposed victimhood mentality was turned into fuel for conquering adversity.
And to me, that's what it is about. The Left believe that systemic racism is here and always will be and when Blacks do crime, you can point to that. In other words, it's in their nature (you bigots!). However, the real answer is, to cure some of this is to tell a Black child at birth, they can be whomever they want in life. Especially in America. And don't allow anyone else to say otherwise.
We begin at day one...

Black National Anthem?

"Lift Every Voice And Sing"
Who knew there was a Black National Anthem?
Have you heard it?
It's beautiful.

The NFL is planning on playing this before opening the season. In front of...the Star Spangled Banner. Which...I guess according to the NFL is the White National Anthem.
Hahahaha.

Man, even trying to be woke sucks. They should've just played it and not said anything. The song is great, and would be an awesome addition to...anything but pro football. To be honest. It doesn't make any sense. Ray Charles doing "Georgia On My Mind" for the Atlanta Falcons MAKES SENSE.
The fuck does lifting every voice have to do with beating each other to a pulp on the gridiron. We watch football to forget how shitty the Left is (haha, tried to slip that through). No, we don't need POLITICAL messages in entertainment. Because they are definitely NOT the arbiters of good behavior. Anyone address Ray Lewis statue yet? Tear that asshole's born-again bullshit statue down. Or your cause means nothing.

Such funny stuff the powers that be attempt.

It's hard to believe the owners have no balls to stand up to children who play a kid's game for a TON of money. If any football disappeared tomorrow. We'd adjust and move on. You're not that important. And Colin Kaepernick would go back to being no one. That idiot had only survived because his White adopted family supports him and will support him if he loses everything. He is not the altruistic guy Nike wants you to believe (funny coming from them, considering they use child labor in Vietnam). This is the arrogance of the corporate Left. They believe the inner city community are idiots. And so far, they're being proven right.